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	Peter?	The new Avatar series was revealed, and it’s cannon that the previous Avatar Kora destroyed the world and screwed humanity. For the new Protagonist, the majority of the world now views the Avatar as a threat to humanity rather than an aid.
	What the hell? Am I stupid	Pets, like cats and dogs, generally do not like taking pills/medicine. A typical way to get pets to take their meds is to cover the pill in a treat like peanut butter or shoving it into a piece of meat so they can't taste it. In this cartoon it is implied that the princess is intentionally telling knights to hunt down the dragon (common plot point of fantasy stories) and the dragon is eating all of the knights but this is being done intentionally to get the dragon to take their heartworm medicine.
	What's wrong here peta?	Dude wore the cum rag out on the town.
	Petah can you explain?	Wait till they find out what happened when the Spartans met a woman for the first time
	Everyone in the comments seems to know but me	There was a viral news story about a company that promised an immersive "Willy Wonka experience" using AI art in their promos, charged $40, and then delivered a hilariously underwhelming scam. One of the photos that went most viral was this woman dressed as an oompa loompa looking exhausted and depressed, which has come to symbolize the story for many people. This post is showing that she was genuinely trying to be good at her job despite that picture.
	peetah	Dr. Hartman here. That scar looks like the one left by the BCG (Bacille Calmette-Guérin) vaccine. It prevents tuberculosis. Many immigrants are seen with this scar.
	Petahhh	If you're a man reading this and haven't gotten a compliment in a while https://preview.redd.it/1uz0gjqi44zd1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39f88927651e213917afb99ef7396755d3a602a7
	Hartmannnn	There’s a saying in medical school “ When you hear hoofbeats think horses not zebra” meaning think of common diagnoses first but in house MD ( and in my opinion all medical dramas in general) they tend to exaggerate the presence of rare diagnoses to boost the dramatic effect
	Preeta what she did?	https://preview.redd.it/…a0afc03fe424c4df
	PETTAAHH?!!!	Girls use meaningful and good-looking profile pictures that they put actual effort into. Boys just put random things because it's funny. I am not here to explain whether this is accurate to the real world or not. I am just explaining the logic of the joke. Me personally, I just still use the default reddit profile picture because I think it's funny.
	Peter, what the hell just happened?	A lot of commenters online now are just bots / AI. The Russian flag commenter is an example of that, it was instructed to make pro Russian comments but once it received new instructions (from the second comment) it followed them.
	Petah?	They thought the fun thing was sex, and people in the first row of a comedy show often get picked on by the comedian
	Petah, why only one lesbian goes to the bathroom?	The larger lesbian carries the urine for both of them. The smaller lesbian is sad because she knows she will soon die of dehydration.
	Is there an underlying joke or am I just stupid?	So basically Pikachu(yellow one) is a normal Pokémon while Mew (white one) is an extremely rare Pokémon with phenomenal powers and basically considered a god in the Pokémon universe. But it is kinda a childish Pokémon who enjoys nature and loves to play.
	Who is this guy?	Peter with a wiki source here: Leon Gary Plauché (November 10, 1945 – October 20, 2014) was an American man known for publicly killing Jeffrey Doucet, a child molester who had kidnapped and raped Plauché's son, Jody. The killing occurred on March 16, 1984 and was captured on camera by a local news crew. Plauché was given a seven-year suspended sentence with five years' probation and 300 hours of community service, receiving no prison time. The case received wide publicity because some people questioned whether Plauché should have been charged with murder. Plauché contended that he was in the right, and that any parent in a similar position would have taken the same action.[1] On March 16, 1984, Doucet was flown back to Louisiana to face trial. He arrived at Baton Rouge Metropolitan Airport and was led in handcuffs by police officers through the airport at around 9:30 p.m., where Plauché was waiting for Doucet.[5] An employee of the local ABC affiliate, WBRZ-TV, had told Plauché when Doucet would be arriving at the airport.[6]: 81 A news crew from WBRZ was waiting for Doucet and had set up their cameras to record his arrival. Opposite the news crew was a bank of payphones, where Plauché waited while talking to his best friend on a telephone. He wore a baseball cap and sunglasses so that no one would recognize him.[5] As Doucet was escorted through the airport, he passed the news crew who were taping the scene. He then walked past Plauché, who fired at the right side of Doucet's head at point-blank range. Doucet fell to the floor, bleeding from a wound close to his right ear. Plauché placed the telephone receiver down before a police officer restrained him and removed the gun from his hand as the other attended to Doucet.[7] The officers who grabbed hold of Plauché recognized him. They kept him pinned against the bank of telephones, asking him, "Gary, why? Why, Gary?"[5] The incident was captured on ENG videotape. Doucet fell into a coma, and died from the gunshot wound the next day.[8][9] Plauché was initially charged with second-degree murder, but agreed to a plea bargain in which he pleaded no contest to manslaughter. He was sentenced to seven years' suspended sentence, with five years' probation and 300 hours of community service, which he completed in 1989.[10] Psychological reports helped Plauché's case after it was learned that Doucet had abused Jody months prior to the kidnapping. The psychiatrist Edward P. Uzee examined Plauché and determined that he could not tell the difference between right and wrong when he killed Doucet. Plauché's defense team argued that he was driven to a temporarily psychotic state after learning of the abuse of his son. Uzee also determined that Doucet had the ability to manipulate others and took advantage of the fact that Plauché was separated from his wife at the time, and had managed to wedge his way into the Plauché family. Judge Frank Saia ruled that sending Plauché to prison would not help anyone, and that there was virtually no risk of him committing another crime.[9] The video of Plauché killing Doucet has been featured on many television programs and documentaries, including the 1994 shockumentary Traces of Death II and the 2002 Michael Moore-directed documentary Bowling for Columbine. The footage has also been uploaded to YouTube, where the video has received more than 20 million views.[5] One video featured on YouTube was taken from the television series Anatomy of Crime, which aired in 2000 on Court TV and was produced by John Langley, the creator of Cops.[5] At age 67, Plauché gave an interview where he stated that he did not regret killing Doucet and would do so again.[11] In August 2019, the book "Why, Gary, Why?": The Jody Plauché Story was released by Jody.[6] In 2024, Jody appeared in an interview for the Mirror in which he stated that he was happy with his life and regarded his father as "the greatest dad of all time".[12]
	Petah, what does schlatt have to do with trump?	It might be because of the Queen Elizabeth thing, where on the day or day after she died Schlatt was returning from England after a vacation there, iirc. Might be wrong
	Found on insta	It’s someone who works for the airlines. They’re not on vacation. Just tired from work.
	Peter please share your wisdom	She quit / lost to Imane Khelif in Olympics boxing round match. She received two blows on her nose and resigned / quit from the match and claimed while crying she has never been hit so hard. This started debate that Imane is not a woman etc which is not correct. Imane is 100% woman. Boxer in picture also did not properly highlight that she had recently recovered from nose operation / injury and did not want to risk another repeat injury.
	Comments were no help. Peetah?	It’s referencing the fact that people make jokes about how medieval peasants would be so horrified and confused at the modern world, saying things like how they would die if they were to eat dorito for example. This guys saying that that actually wouldn’t happen and people are exaggerating. (I’m very excited I’ve never gotten to answer one of these before)
	Petah	Is this the scene from The Boys where the dude shrinks himself and is walking inside a urethra?
	P-petah, what did Mr. Musk do this time?	He did a Nazi salute twice at the inauguration today
	Peter, what’s the relationship between this sandwich and labour rights?	These were sold in vending machine inside break rooms, usually at manufacturing plants. They were usually in the vending machine that rotates. You have to open the little door and pull it out. Edit: These were a great choice at 7 am, first thing In the morning, because you didn’t get home from the bars before 3:30 am.
	Help me Petahhh...	Military veterans and veterinarians both have high suicide rates.
	I don't get it	Cauliflower ear is a condition commonly seen in fighters such as wrestlers, boxers, and mixed martial artists, caused by repeated blunt trauma to the outer ear.
	Petah??!!	Within Chinese mythology the "Nuwa Kingdom" is a place only inhabited by women. When men arrive the women respond kindly and even seductive. While in greek mythology, a place known as "The [Amazons](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazons)" was a place that was entirely inhabited by women where they reacted to men much less kind, attacking and killing men instead.
	Peeeettteerr?	Vtuber Peter here, the recent Best Content Creator award was won by the vtuber Ironmouse. She originally planned on becoming an opera singer but was diagnosed with common variable immunodeficiency (CVID) which destroyed her immune system and left her mostly bedridden alone in her room. Eventually she started her career as a streamer and became a vtuber where she found massive success. This success also helped her fund her medical treatments and raise awareness for CVID.
	petah what	It's a joke about how metal music has a dramatic unreadable font. More unreadable and dramatic the font the more niche and metal the band.
	Who is this guy?	The man in the hat, Gary Plauche, shot the man in front, Jeffrey Doucet, in the head on live national TV, while Doucet was being transported by the police to face trial. Doucet was Plauche's son Jody's karate instructor. Doucet raped and kidnapped Jody. Gary killed Doucet before he could face trial, and he ended up getting a 7-year suspended sentence with 5 years of probation and 300 hours of community service. He faced no jail time, and died, a free man, in 2014. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Plauch%C3%A9?wprov=sfla1
	Petahhhhh??	nearly all microwaves are manufactured in the same factory- [https://youtu.be/YSrVG74Emyk?si=UvneucqHh1JOmtH3](https://youtu.be/YSrVG74Emyk?si=UvneucqHh1JOmtH3)
	Petah?	Peter Smurf here. Smurfette is the only female in the entire village. Excuse me, i gota go now- my time slot has come up.
	What about those who don’t know, petah?	Necrophilia
	Petahhhh??	They show you those during eye tests to give you something to focus on while they look at your eyes (It also low-key blinds you) Source - someone with glasses who has had thousands of these my entire life
	What’s up with dolphins??	They rape other dolphins and murder their own babies, so they can mate again. Just two examples why they're evil
	Wot's up wiv 'em Brits, Petah?	Hi, Brit here. It would have been embarrassing/ unfashionable Due to the nature of needing uniforms, students have few ways to express individuality, your bag was one of them. to those below saying cigarettes etc, those could easily be hidden within your blazer :)
	Petah, what’s going on?	Its a meme making fun of the fact that mountain goats can climb walls like that. Its wild shit.
	Petah?	Making a proton heavier than a neutron would induce radioactive decay and basically rearrange the entire universe.
	peter? what does the copper thing mean??	Tucked away in the British Museum is a customer complaint letter carved in Akkadian cuneiform that dates to 1750 BCE. It was written by an unsatisfied copper ore customer named Nanni to his supplier, Ea-nasir. The tablet hints that it was not the first correspondence between the two. It reads: What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? . . . I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.
	Peter? I don’t hang around drugs (second hand smoke at best🤷)	The stereotype is that girls that do coke are generally hot, thin party girls and the girls who smoke weed are grungy, dirty and less attractive.
	Peter, I don't have a math degree	This is [Ramanujan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Srinivasa_Ramanujan), the Indian mathematician who got mystical revelations of mind blowing mathematical theorems. Many of his mathematical conjectures were later proven true, which is baffling because it leaves you wondering how he was even able to make such conjectures in the first place. According to him he had mystical dreams about math. (Or ‘maths’ as he might have said, since he did his academic work in the UK.) That’s his source for these conjectures.
	Peter what happened?	https://preview.redd.it/…5668869139b2e45d
	Petah what's wrong with the rice?	Almost every grain is animated individually
	What is this and what is it for	We do this also. I was listening to a pod cast once where they were talking about modern recipes. We write eggs. I know it's chicken eggs. You know it's chicken eggs. But if we disappeared someone might try to make chocolate chip cookies with salmon roe.
	Peter do you know her??	Casey anthony I know there's tons of comments explaining that she murdered her daughter, but not only did she do that but she tried to frame her father for it and claimed he was sexually abusive towards her daughter even though there was ZERO evidence of that. She is a complete piece of human shit and I pray for the day I see she's rotting in piss.
	Can you elaborate, Peter?	Encores are moments towards the end of a show when the artists return on stage to play one final song. This has been a thing for a long time, but the girls in the crowd think it's a new thing that started on tiktok, reducing a well established cultural phenomenon to a social media trend.
	Could use an assist here Peterinocephalopodaceous	Pro Nuclear means someone who is in favor of expanding and relying more on nuclear energy to generate electricity. Oil & Coal Companies oppose nuclear because it's a competing energy source. Some Climate change Activists oppose nuclear because they heard about Chernobyl or some other meltdown situation and have severe trust issues. (Brief aside: Nuclear reactors have been continuously improving their safety standards nonstop over time. They are immensely safer today than the ones you've heard disaster stories about) Climate Change Deniers are contrarian dumbasses who took the side they did exclusively to spite climate change activists. They are ideologically incoherent like that. One of the pro nuclear positions is that it's better for the environment than fossil fuels. So having the climate change activists rally against him and the deniers rally for him has confused him.
	Why are these children wanted?	"Anyone for a blowjob?"
	This has anything to do with joker? I don't know much about she	That’s the Incredibles
	Petah?	A McDonald's employee collected the prize bag on identifying the UnitedHealth CEO assassin.
	There is no way right?	Yes, .999 continuously is equal to 1.
	Petah ? Why Pizzas ?	Someone who is going through a domestic abuse situation might call the police or a hotline and ask to order a pizza. That's a code for asking for help in a way that the abuser would not suspect. They might ask, "If you need immediate help, ask for mushrooms; if not, get pepperoni." Or something like that. It's a depressing situation all around.
	Peter, what am I even looking at?	OH MY GOD THAT HURT. Or - it was an oily hand print, left when the engine was not hot and it burned the oil away, leaving an image...
	Petah, I need help	The tweet implies that because of the promised deportations by the inbound administration, the service industry workforce will be decimated and a lot of folks who thought they were in favor of “the good old days” and “traditional American family values” blah blah blah, are going to find themselves with no one to do the shit work they don’t want to do themselves (or will be unable unable to afford those left behind willing and capable)
	Petaaah?	It spreads like zombies in a horror movie.
	Why is the 928 alright Peter	Brian here. It's a fascinating explanation really. Clarkson here recalled the story of when his father was dying. His mother called him to tell him his father was on his deathbed, but Clarkson was at the time fairly far away. Luckily for him, he was testing a Porsche 928 at the time (ostensibly for Top Gear). Keep in mind Clarkson is not a fan of Porsche in general. So he took the chicken he had just cooked to take it to his mother, and rushed in that fast car he was testing to go to his father. By the time he arrived, the chicken was, apparently, still warm, and his father still alive, and passed half an hour later. So thanks to this car being fast, he got to say goodbye to his dad and support his mother who was grieving. Hence, unlike other Porsches, the 928 is "alright" in his books.
	What is the reason?	Necrophiliacs
	I need somebody with a submarine brain to help me on this one	Those sonars are strong enough to instantly kill anyone near them so the divers would die fast Edit further explanation The sonar sets out such a loud sound if you are in water in its proximity when it goes off the ping will shoot through the water and goes through your body which is 70% water and ruptures your organs. Also yes it can and will kill sea animals that are too close the US navy has confirmed they have accidentally killed atleast 6 whales.
	I found this on Instagram Peter please explain it to me	Normal people: "Chance is 50% and it hadn't happen in a while, so next one gonna die for sure". Mathematician: "Each surgery is an independent random event, so probability to die in the next one is 50%". Scientist: "50% probability is likely based on all available data, averaged across good/bad surgeons and old/new improved techniques. For this particular surgeon, probability of survival is clearly >>50%, I'm gonna live"
	What the heck does this mean, Petah?	[deleted]
	Help me petah	Sight reading is a skill that students in orchestra or band tend to use; it involves looking at sheet music and imagining what it sounds like before playing it. The sheet says it’s Mary had a Little Lamb, but the notes don’t match up; more precisely it’s the music for Rick Astely’s Never Gonna Give You Up. The poster got pissed that they got Rick Rolled Edit: Apologies but sight reading is a skill that is used by choir as well; I only ever had experience in orchestra and band so I was speaking from my own experience
	What?	There were some news articles that went over the gross adventures of instagram models who get flown out to Dubai for sex work. Basically young pretty women who get moderate success on instagram will get offers from men to fly out to Dubai, they offer tens of thousands of dollars and will give more money to do some fucked up stuff. Some common occurrences are older siblings paying for their brothers/sons to lose their virginity, beastiality, and mostly getting pissed/shat on.
	petah please help	Joe Gatto, a former member of the Impractical Jokers was recently accused of sexual assault by a 19 year old tiktoker or something like that.
	Petaa, why is this a “clever comeback”?	What crazy is Christians burned her books when she was writing them as a Christian.
	Peter what did Jack do to get vilified?	This is Jack Black and Kyle Gass. Together, they have a band called Tenacious D. The band was tour and during one of their shows Kyle made a joke saying, "don't miss Trump next time", in reference to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump. Jack laughed at the joke during the show. But afterwards has released statements condemning the action and canceling the rest of the tour. He later went on to make comments about never working with Kyle again. His best friend and partner of the last 30+ years. Kyle Gass has been vilified by Boomers for making a joke about Trumps attempted assassination. Jack Black is vilified by Millennials for canceling his tour and ending his band/friendship over a joke. A joke that even he laughed at.
	Petah?	He was the Sky King, he was a ground crew guy who stole an airplane and took it up into the sky.
	Please, Peter, explain me	The whole premise of The Nightmare Before Christmas is Jack (the skeleton) finding other holidays by going through doors - doors in the shape of said holiday on large trees. In the original film, he takes over Christmas with disastrous results; here, he finds the two towers on a tree and … yeah …
	Peter?	(deep breath) Here we go, in Zootopia, Disney made several significant changes to the plot before its release, altering the film's tone and themes. Originally, all predators were supposed to wear control collars that shocked them when they felt strong emotions, symbolizing societal oppression, but this concept was deemed too dark for a family movie. The initial story also presented a bleaker view of discrimination, with prey animals as the oppressors of predators, which was shifted to focus on cooperation and understanding instead. The main villain was Initially going to be Mayor Swinton, a pig representing societal control, but was changed to Bellwether, a sheep whose betrayal added a surprising twist. Nick Wilde's backstory was originally darker, emphasizing his childhood trauma from prejudice, but this was toned down for a lighter narrative. The first draft included a storyline where Nick dealt with a virus causing savage behavior but managed to control it, this was simplified in the final version to highlight themes of acceptance. (Sigh of relief)
	Petaaah....	Some people are very dry in convertations, and think that they are having a good conversation, here the girl is intrested in his texts but doesnt know conversation is supposed to be too way
	Petah who is this woman and what video did I not watch?	Going to go out on a limb and say it’s porn.
	Huh?	"A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and said to the man, running the stand! Hey, got any grapes?"
	Petahhh !?	Church's chicken is ubiquitous within deep hood. Mostly, and this is subjective, because it's fucking delicious and affordable. Even in really bad neighborhoods, the Church's Chicken still does good business, offers regular employment, and is generally not fucked with. A boarded up Church's means the hood is so bad that even the infallible has failed and there is nothing left sacred or sacrosanct. It means get the fuck out of there while you still can.
	Please explain?	They could also die just like the people in the OceanGate Titan sub
	Petah? Need help please.	My guess is they added one too many “not”, either unintentionally or as interaction bait.
	Peter, explain this!	On top of the "neither Jews nor most Chinese individuals celebrate Christmas, so Jews go to Chinese restaurants because they're open" reason everyone else gave (which is correct), Chinese cuisine doesn't use much dairy. This means that Chinese food was often the only vaguely Kosher dining available. Also, while pork is a main ingredient in a lot of Chinese dishes, it could be easily swapped out/avoided. So, while Chinese food is generally treyf (not Kosher) it's mostly only mildly treyf. For example, pan that was used to cook pork being used to cook chicken without being ritually washed technically makes the chicken treyf, but that's easier to turn a blind eye to than butter on a steak or something similar.
	Petah? This had 30k likes on FB.	Not 100% sure But Wolfenstein difficultly logo changed based on what u choose easiest will be the protagonist in baby clothes While the hardest will be the protagonist covered in blood with a psychotic smile
	Petah? Reward money?	Guy who snitched on the ceo shooter for the reward money probably isn’t going to get the reward money.
	Why does he have one ear not covered by his headset?	Ppl who have strict or live in a more stressful household normally have one side of their headphones off so they can still hear their surroundings in case a parent or anyone calls them.
	Petah?	Looks like a TB (BCG) vaccination scar. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BCG_vaccine
	What am I missing?	Best I've got is that feeling when you wake up late for school and get halfway out the door before you realize it's a Saturday and you haven't gone to school in a decade. Except the artist reimagined it with a crow being a lawyer, maybe because crows are known for judging people?
	Explain?	According to reverse image search, that is the Master Debater guy. He became a meme when he was the "Both" guy in the conversation at the bottom of the text. So, he would disarm the stupid fucking shit Jigsaw says and just refuse the trial until he gets let go LGBTQ rights or economic stability? - Why can't you have both? - You need to pick one. - Refuse the question. - LGBTQ rights or economic stability? - Why can't you have both? - You need to pick one. - Refuse the question. - You can't refuse the question. - I do. - But you can't. - But I did. - But you need to pick one. - No, I don't. - I just said you did. - Hahaha, so what? - Can you pick one? - No, because they're both doable. - No, only one. - I don't have to pick one because we can have both. - But the answer is that both is not an answer. It's not a valid answer. - I reject your question. - You can't reject it. - Just did. - Can you pick one? - I don't have to. - Why? - Because they're both completely doable. - So LGBTQ rights or economic stability? - Both. - That's not an answer. - Yes it is. - LGBTQ rights or economic stability. - Both. - Are you trying to troll me. - No. - I'm just wondering which one you like more. - I like them both, - You can't have both. - Yes you can. - Not in this question. - Haha, too bad. - Why are you trolling me right now? - Because I don't have to choose. - Well, if I had to ask you gender inclusivity or economic stability? - You can have both. - You can't. - Why make this so difficult? I'm trying to pass my final. - Too bad. - Which one do you pick? - I pick them both. - Uhm, that's not a vaild answer. - Too bad. - Okay. [Shaking hands] - Thank you. -Thank you.
	Peter explain the joke	They want a 3way...
	Peter, how are can they tell?	That’s nothing, when Gaston was a young lad he ate four dozen eggs
	Is this based on any real incident?	Yes, it's a real incident. It happened for xz utils in linux. Someone added backdoor to xz. He was contributing to the project for years so the maintainer trusted the code. Some guy noticed a difference in milli seconds while benchmarking and it led to him discovering this backdoor. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/XZ_Utils_backdoor
	What's the answer and why wouldn't we like it? Also while you're at it, who's the dude on the left?	Guy on the left is Ludwig Wittgenstein, guy on the right is Arthur Schopenhauer The joke is probably that philosophers are villains. I have not read much about Wittgenstein but Schopenhauer was a notorious pessimist and all around unpleasant person to be around. He once threw his elderly landlady down a flight of stairs during an argument IIRC Sad that this meme doesnt include Martin Heidegger
	Peters what's going on?	These memes are going to get relegated to the rubbish heap soon as new info comes to light. Reports are saying NOT an employee. Some old fart who was eating there called him in. Editing to clarify: good (fucking heavens) people of Reddit. This comment isn’t about correcting a lie with a fact. NONE of US know the facts. That’s the point. It’s all rumors right now.
	What's with the pool noodles ?	Its the great battle of Josh. Someone made a groupchat with everyone named josh and hold a free for all Pool noodle battle. The winner would get to keep the name Josh. Spoilers- the winner was Josh
	Peter why is the chicken scary	I own a coop of chickens. I think a few months ago, when trying to get inside the coop, I scraped my thigh on loose chicken wire, and it started bleeding. My chickens smelt it and tried pecking at me, but I obviously closed to door to the coop and went inside. Later that night, I awoke to scratching at my door and I heard the clucking of my chickens beneath the crack at the door. Moments later, they figured out how to open the door and swarmed at the gash in my thigh. I picked up the firearm behind my headboard and started firing. Each chicken died quite easily, and I went back to bed and decided I’d clean the mess up tomorrow. I woke up again the next hour, and the chickens were actually zombie chickens, and they smelt really bad. Everyone knows you can’t kill zombies, so I died that night. Typing this from hell. Thanks for the read.
	Petah ?	Duncan Idaho is a major recurring character from the Dune novels. In the first book, he's a swordmaster employed by the protagonist noble family (House Atreides) as a weapons trainer and elite bodyguard. He dies in battle about half way through the novel. In the second and subsequent novels, Idaho is repeatedly resurrected as a "Ghola", i.e. a clone of a dead person produced by a mysterious and sinister organization called the Bene Tleilax. Unlike regular clones, Ghola retain the memories and personality of their progenitors in a latent form which they discover how to awaken during the course of the second book. The last couple Idaho clones serve as the primary protagonists of the later books in the series. My best guess of what is meant by "Duncan Idaho Machine" is an "Axlotl tank", i.e. the device used to create Ghola. In which case, the author seems to be proposing mass-cloning of the sort of women they presumably think would be most likely to be romantically interested in incels.
	Peter, please help me	https://preview.redd.it/…ing the comments
	Petah shampoo is normal but not conditioner?	She’s waiting, leaving the conditioner to ‘do its thing’ for a few minutes (as instructed on the bottle), obviously leading to dark existential thoughts. Which are rinsed away when those few minutes are over.
	Pethaaaa, what is happening over Germany???	I don't know the context but can probably explain simply -It's good that there's protests against nazis in Germany -..the fact they're needed at all in Germany of all places is incredibly concerning
	Peter is it something about spiked food??	its about not eating anything solid, so you dont have to shit, wich would be unfortunate if you are there to get railed in the butt there are things , like sub diets.
	Peter I don't recognize them	The first guy is rainbolt, who can seemingly find any location from any photo. The second guy is Nile red, who can pretty much turn anything into pretty much anything. (Styrofoam into cinnamon candy, paint thinner into cherry soda, gloves into hot sauce, etc.), no idea who the third guy is, and I’ve seen the 4th guy in some places, and all I know is that he is a VERY talented hacker.
	What does this bee joke mean?	She was an American painter who did a lot of flower paintings that could be seen as...reminiscent of sexy lady parts.
	Peter???	Mint aggressively spreads everywhere so if you put it in the ground instead of in a pot, it’s going to go crazy and take over your garden
	Petah...	The image is of an iconic scene in Inglourious Basterds (2009) in which a British officer undercover in WW2-era Germany gives himself away by signaling the number "three" with the index, middle, and ring fingers instead of the German way of using the thumb, index, and middle finger. The quoted tweet is of a self-proclaimed "Native Texian" arguing for Texas to secede from the United States. He points out that Texas could be a world superpower for, among other reasons, possession of a "warm water port". By saying this, he gives himself away as a Russian. Warm water ports have always been a particularly strong geopolitical concern of Russia, being a major motivation of several expansionary wars in her history, as most of her ports freeze over in the winter. Meanwhile Texans, like most of the rest of the world, already have a word for "warm water port", and that word is just "port".
	Uhhhh Petah?	America is very public when talking about racism and racist history and as a result is one of the least racist countries in the world. Go figure. Wile most other countries hide their racist pasts as much as possible breeding deep seeded sensibilities about the topic the most aggressive being Asian countries like Japan where if u aren't a very specific tracable liniage genocide would be preferable to being in ur presence Edit: I'm not going to fix it I'll never fix it get ur English major asses out of my DMs
	What’s their problem with headlights?	They are bright af and can (and did) easily blind people coming across it, leading to tons of car crashes
	Peter, what happened in Texas	A small county sent out an emergency alert to the entire state, setting off everyone’s phone with a loud alarm at 4:53 am. It was to be on alert for a white guy in a blue shirt and pants who shot a cop. Texas is a huge state so people literally 10 hours away got alerted and woken up. Everyone is pissed off, and it’s against the rules of the emergency alert to use it during those hours, and we don’t know if it was by accident or just negligence. Let me clarify a point: it’s only Amber and Blue Alerts that aren’t supposed to be sent between 11pm and 6am, other emergencies can go off any time. These are also internal rules, not laws.
	peter?	This is such a good joke lol. Imagine you haven’t eaten for 18 hours and it’s time for food. But you decide to make a quick 5 min stop to pray. But when you do, the imam starts this long 20 min prayer and now you are stuck in it.
	Petah why isn’t my brain working today??	It’s just a joke saying how those type of guys would want to date goth girls

Peter?

The new Avatar series was revealed, and it’s cannon that the previous Avatar Kora destroyed the world and screwed humanity. For the new Protagonist, the majority of the world now views the Avatar as a threat to humanity rather than an aid.

What the hell? Am I stupid

Pets, like cats and dogs, generally do not like taking pills/medicine. A typical way to get pets to take their meds is to cover the pill in a treat like peanut butter or shoving it into a piece of meat so they can't taste it. In this cartoon it is implied that the princess is intentionally telling knights to hunt down the dragon (common plot point of fantasy stories) and the dragon is eating all of the knights but this is being done intentionally to get the dragon to take their heartworm medicine.

What's wrong here peta?

Dude wore the cum rag out on the town.

Petah can you explain?

Wait till they find out what happened when the Spartans met a woman for the first time

Everyone in the comments seems to know but me

There was a viral news story about a company that promised an immersive "Willy Wonka experience" using AI art in their promos, charged $40, and then delivered a hilariously underwhelming scam. One of the photos that went most viral was this woman dressed as an oompa loompa looking exhausted and depressed, which has come to symbolize the story for many people. This post is showing that she was genuinely trying to be good at her job despite that picture.

peetah

Dr. Hartman here. That scar looks like the one left by the BCG (Bacille Calmette-Guérin) vaccine. It prevents tuberculosis. Many immigrants are seen with this scar.

Petahhh

If you're a man reading this and haven't gotten a compliment in a while https://preview.redd.it/1uz0gjqi44zd1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39f88927651e213917afb99ef7396755d3a602a7

Hartmannnn

There’s a saying in medical school “ When you hear hoofbeats think horses not zebra” meaning think of common diagnoses first but in house MD ( and in my opinion all medical dramas in general) they tend to exaggerate the presence of rare diagnoses to boost the dramatic effect

Preeta what she did?

https://preview.redd.it/…a0afc03fe424c4df

PETTAAHH?!!!

Girls use meaningful and good-looking profile pictures that they put actual effort into. Boys just put random things because it's funny. I am not here to explain whether this is accurate to the real world or not. I am just explaining the logic of the joke. Me personally, I just still use the default reddit profile picture because I think it's funny.

Peter, what the hell just happened?

A lot of commenters online now are just bots / AI. The Russian flag commenter is an example of that, it was instructed to make pro Russian comments but once it received new instructions (from the second comment) it followed them.

Petah?

They thought the fun thing was sex, and people in the first row of a comedy show often get picked on by the comedian

Petah, why only one lesbian goes to the bathroom?

The larger lesbian carries the urine for both of them. The smaller lesbian is sad because she knows she will soon die of dehydration.

Is there an underlying joke or am I just stupid?

So basically Pikachu(yellow one) is a normal Pokémon while Mew (white one) is an extremely rare Pokémon with phenomenal powers and basically considered a god in the Pokémon universe. But it is kinda a childish Pokémon who enjoys nature and loves to play.

Who is this guy?

Peter with a wiki source here: Leon Gary Plauché (November 10, 1945 – October 20, 2014) was an American man known for publicly killing Jeffrey Doucet, a child molester who had kidnapped and raped Plauché's son, Jody. The killing occurred on March 16, 1984 and was captured on camera by a local news crew. Plauché was given a seven-year suspended sentence with five years' probation and 300 hours of community service, receiving no prison time. The case received wide publicity because some people questioned whether Plauché should have been charged with murder. Plauché contended that he was in the right, and that any parent in a similar position would have taken the same action.[1] On March 16, 1984, Doucet was flown back to Louisiana to face trial. He arrived at Baton Rouge Metropolitan Airport and was led in handcuffs by police officers through the airport at around 9:30 p.m., where Plauché was waiting for Doucet.[5] An employee of the local ABC affiliate, WBRZ-TV, had told Plauché when Doucet would be arriving at the airport.[6]: 81 A news crew from WBRZ was waiting for Doucet and had set up their cameras to record his arrival. Opposite the news crew was a bank of payphones, where Plauché waited while talking to his best friend on a telephone. He wore a baseball cap and sunglasses so that no one would recognize him.[5] As Doucet was escorted through the airport, he passed the news crew who were taping the scene. He then walked past Plauché, who fired at the right side of Doucet's head at point-blank range. Doucet fell to the floor, bleeding from a wound close to his right ear. Plauché placed the telephone receiver down before a police officer restrained him and removed the gun from his hand as the other attended to Doucet.[7] The officers who grabbed hold of Plauché recognized him. They kept him pinned against the bank of telephones, asking him, "Gary, why? Why, Gary?"[5] The incident was captured on ENG videotape. Doucet fell into a coma, and died from the gunshot wound the next day.[8][9] Plauché was initially charged with second-degree murder, but agreed to a plea bargain in which he pleaded no contest to manslaughter. He was sentenced to seven years' suspended sentence, with five years' probation and 300 hours of community service, which he completed in 1989.[10] Psychological reports helped Plauché's case after it was learned that Doucet had abused Jody months prior to the kidnapping. The psychiatrist Edward P. Uzee examined Plauché and determined that he could not tell the difference between right and wrong when he killed Doucet. Plauché's defense team argued that he was driven to a temporarily psychotic state after learning of the abuse of his son. Uzee also determined that Doucet had the ability to manipulate others and took advantage of the fact that Plauché was separated from his wife at the time, and had managed to wedge his way into the Plauché family. Judge Frank Saia ruled that sending Plauché to prison would not help anyone, and that there was virtually no risk of him committing another crime.[9] The video of Plauché killing Doucet has been featured on many television programs and documentaries, including the 1994 shockumentary Traces of Death II and the 2002 Michael Moore-directed documentary Bowling for Columbine. The footage has also been uploaded to YouTube, where the video has received more than 20 million views.[5] One video featured on YouTube was taken from the television series Anatomy of Crime, which aired in 2000 on Court TV and was produced by John Langley, the creator of Cops.[5] At age 67, Plauché gave an interview where he stated that he did not regret killing Doucet and would do so again.[11] In August 2019, the book "Why, Gary, Why?": The Jody Plauché Story was released by Jody.[6] In 2024, Jody appeared in an interview for the Mirror in which he stated that he was happy with his life and regarded his father as "the greatest dad of all time".[12]

Petah, what does schlatt have to do with trump?

It might be because of the Queen Elizabeth thing, where on the day or day after she died Schlatt was returning from England after a vacation there, iirc. Might be wrong

Found on insta

It’s someone who works for the airlines. They’re not on vacation. Just tired from work.

Peter please share your wisdom

She quit / lost to Imane Khelif in Olympics boxing round match. She received two blows on her nose and resigned / quit from the match and claimed while crying she has never been hit so hard. This started debate that Imane is not a woman etc which is not correct. Imane is 100% woman. Boxer in picture also did not properly highlight that she had recently recovered from nose operation / injury and did not want to risk another repeat injury.

Comments were no help. Peetah?

It’s referencing the fact that people make jokes about how medieval peasants would be so horrified and confused at the modern world, saying things like how they would die if they were to eat dorito for example. This guys saying that that actually wouldn’t happen and people are exaggerating. (I’m very excited I’ve never gotten to answer one of these before)

Petah

Is this the scene from The Boys where the dude shrinks himself and is walking inside a urethra?

P-petah, what did Mr. Musk do this time?

He did a Nazi salute twice at the inauguration today

Peter, what’s the relationship between this sandwich and labour rights?

These were sold in vending machine inside break rooms, usually at manufacturing plants. They were usually in the vending machine that rotates. You have to open the little door and pull it out. Edit: These were a great choice at 7 am, first thing In the morning, because you didn’t get home from the bars before 3:30 am.

Help me Petahhh...

Military veterans and veterinarians both have high suicide rates.

I don't get it

Cauliflower ear is a condition commonly seen in fighters such as wrestlers, boxers, and mixed martial artists, caused by repeated blunt trauma to the outer ear.

Petah??!!

Within Chinese mythology the "Nuwa Kingdom" is a place only inhabited by women. When men arrive the women respond kindly and even seductive. While in greek mythology, a place known as "The [Amazons](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazons)" was a place that was entirely inhabited by women where they reacted to men much less kind, attacking and killing men instead.

Peeeettteerr?

Vtuber Peter here, the recent Best Content Creator award was won by the vtuber Ironmouse. She originally planned on becoming an opera singer but was diagnosed with common variable immunodeficiency (CVID) which destroyed her immune system and left her mostly bedridden alone in her room. Eventually she started her career as a streamer and became a vtuber where she found massive success. This success also helped her fund her medical treatments and raise awareness for CVID.

petah what

It's a joke about how metal music has a dramatic unreadable font. More unreadable and dramatic the font the more niche and metal the band.

Who is this guy?

The man in the hat, Gary Plauche, shot the man in front, Jeffrey Doucet, in the head on live national TV, while Doucet was being transported by the police to face trial. Doucet was Plauche's son Jody's karate instructor. Doucet raped and kidnapped Jody. Gary killed Doucet before he could face trial, and he ended up getting a 7-year suspended sentence with 5 years of probation and 300 hours of community service. He faced no jail time, and died, a free man, in 2014. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Plauch%C3%A9?wprov=sfla1

Petahhhhh??

nearly all microwaves are manufactured in the same factory- [https://youtu.be/YSrVG74Emyk?si=UvneucqHh1JOmtH3](https://youtu.be/YSrVG74Emyk?si=UvneucqHh1JOmtH3)

Petah?

Peter Smurf here. Smurfette is the only female in the entire village. Excuse me, i gota go now- my time slot has come up.

What about those who don’t know, petah?

Necrophilia

Petahhhh??

They show you those during eye tests to give you something to focus on while they look at your eyes (It also low-key blinds you) Source - someone with glasses who has had thousands of these my entire life

What’s up with dolphins??

They rape other dolphins and murder their own babies, so they can mate again. Just two examples why they're evil

Wot's up wiv 'em Brits, Petah?

Hi, Brit here. It would have been embarrassing/ unfashionable Due to the nature of needing uniforms, students have few ways to express individuality, your bag was one of them. to those below saying cigarettes etc, those could easily be hidden within your blazer :)

Petah, what’s going on?

Its a meme making fun of the fact that mountain goats can climb walls like that. Its wild shit.

Petah?

Making a proton heavier than a neutron would induce radioactive decay and basically rearrange the entire universe.

peter? what does the copper thing mean??

Tucked away in the British Museum is a customer complaint letter carved in Akkadian cuneiform that dates to 1750 BCE. It was written by an unsatisfied copper ore customer named Nanni to his supplier, Ea-nasir. The tablet hints that it was not the first correspondence between the two. It reads: *What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? . . . I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.*

Peter? I don’t hang around drugs (second hand smoke at best🤷)

The stereotype is that girls that do coke are generally hot, thin party girls and the girls who smoke weed are grungy, dirty and less attractive.

Peter, I don't have a math degree

This is [Ramanujan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Srinivasa_Ramanujan), the Indian mathematician who got mystical revelations of mind blowing mathematical theorems. Many of his mathematical conjectures were later proven true, which is baffling because it leaves you wondering how he was even able to make such conjectures in the first place. According to him he had mystical dreams about math. (Or ‘maths’ as he might have said, since he did his academic work in the UK.) That’s his source for these conjectures.

Peter what happened?

https://preview.redd.it/…5668869139b2e45d

Petah what's wrong with the rice?

Almost every grain is animated individually

What is this and what is it for

We do this also. I was listening to a pod cast once where they were talking about modern recipes. We write eggs. I know it's chicken eggs. You know it's chicken eggs. But if we disappeared someone might try to make chocolate chip cookies with salmon roe.

Peter do you know her??

Casey anthony I know there's tons of comments explaining that she murdered her daughter, but not only did she do that but she tried to *frame her father for it* and claimed he was sexually abusive towards her daughter even though there was ZERO evidence of that. She is a complete piece of human shit and I pray for the day I see she's rotting in piss.

Can you elaborate, Peter?

Encores are moments towards the end of a show when the artists return on stage to play one final song. This has been a thing for a long time, but the girls in the crowd think it's a new thing that started on tiktok, reducing a well established cultural phenomenon to a social media trend.

Could use an assist here Peterinocephalopodaceous

Pro Nuclear means someone who is in favor of expanding and relying more on nuclear energy to generate electricity. Oil & Coal Companies oppose nuclear because it's a competing energy source. Some Climate change Activists oppose nuclear because they heard about Chernobyl or some other meltdown situation and have severe trust issues. (Brief aside: Nuclear reactors have been continuously improving their safety standards nonstop over time. They are immensely safer today than the ones you've heard disaster stories about) Climate Change Deniers are contrarian dumbasses who took the side they did exclusively to spite climate change activists. They are ideologically incoherent like that.  One of the pro nuclear positions is that it's better for the environment than fossil fuels. So having the climate change activists rally against him and the deniers rally for him has confused him.

Why are these children wanted?

"Anyone for a blowjob?"

This has anything to do with joker? I don't know much about she

That’s the Incredibles

Petah?

A McDonald's employee collected the prize bag on identifying the UnitedHealth CEO assassin.

There is no way right?

Yes, .999 continuously is equal to 1.

Petah ? Why Pizzas ?

Someone who is going through a domestic abuse situation might call the police or a hotline and ask to order a pizza. That's a code for asking for help in a way that the abuser would not suspect. They might ask, "If you need immediate help, ask for mushrooms; if not, get pepperoni." Or something like that. It's a depressing situation all around.

Peter, what am I even looking at?

OH MY GOD THAT HURT. Or - it was an oily hand print, left when the engine was not hot and it burned the oil away, leaving an image...

Petah, I need help

The tweet implies that because of the promised deportations by the inbound administration, the service industry workforce will be decimated and a lot of folks who thought they were in favor of “the good old days” and “traditional American family values” blah blah blah, are going to find themselves with no one to do the shit work they don’t want to do themselves (or will be unable unable to afford those left behind willing and capable)

Petaaah?

It spreads like zombies in a horror movie.

Why is the 928 alright Peter

Brian here. It's a fascinating explanation really. Clarkson here recalled the story of when his father was dying. His mother called him to tell him his father was on his deathbed, but Clarkson was at the time fairly far away. Luckily for him, he was testing a Porsche 928 at the time (ostensibly for Top Gear). Keep in mind Clarkson is not a fan of Porsche in general. So he took the chicken he had just cooked to take it to his mother, and rushed in that fast car he was testing to go to his father. By the time he arrived, the chicken was, apparently, still warm, and his father still alive, and passed half an hour later. So thanks to this car being fast, he got to say goodbye to his dad and support his mother who was grieving. Hence, unlike other Porsches, the 928 is "alright" in his books.

What is the reason?

Necrophiliacs

I need somebody with a submarine brain to help me on this one

Those sonars are strong enough to instantly kill anyone near them so the divers would die fast Edit further explanation The sonar sets out such a loud sound if you are in water in its proximity when it goes off the ping will shoot through the water and goes through your body which is 70% water and ruptures your organs. Also yes it can and will kill sea animals that are too close the US navy has confirmed they have accidentally killed atleast 6 whales.

I found this on Instagram Peter please explain it to me

Normal people: "Chance is 50% and it hadn't happen in a while, so next one gonna die for sure". Mathematician: "Each surgery is an independent random event, so probability to die in the next one is 50%". Scientist: "50% probability is likely based on all available data, averaged across good/bad surgeons and old/new improved techniques. For this particular surgeon, probability of survival is clearly >>50%, I'm gonna live"

What the heck does this mean, Petah?

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Help me petah

Sight reading is a skill that students in orchestra or band tend to use; it involves looking at sheet music and imagining what it sounds like before playing it. The sheet says it’s Mary had a Little Lamb, but the notes don’t match up; more precisely it’s the music for Rick Astely’s Never Gonna Give You Up. The poster got pissed that they got Rick Rolled Edit: Apologies but sight reading is a skill that is used by choir as well; I only ever had experience in orchestra and band so I was speaking from my own experience

What?

There were some news articles that went over the gross adventures of instagram models who get flown out to Dubai for sex work. Basically young pretty women who get moderate success on instagram will get offers from men to fly out to Dubai, they offer tens of thousands of dollars and will give more money to do some fucked up stuff. Some common occurrences are older siblings paying for their brothers/sons to lose their virginity, beastiality, and mostly getting pissed/shat on.

petah please help

Joe Gatto, a former member of the Impractical Jokers was recently accused of sexual assault by a 19 year old tiktoker or something like that.

Petaa, why is this a “clever comeback”?

What crazy is Christians burned her books when she was writing them as a Christian.

Peter what did Jack do to get vilified?

This is Jack Black and Kyle Gass. Together, they have a band called Tenacious D. The band was tour and during one of their shows Kyle made a joke saying, "don't miss Trump next time", in reference to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump. Jack laughed at the joke during the show. But afterwards has released statements condemning the action and canceling the rest of the tour. He later went on to make comments about never working with Kyle again. His best friend and partner of the last 30+ years. Kyle Gass has been vilified by Boomers for making a joke about Trumps attempted assassination. Jack Black is vilified by Millennials for canceling his tour and ending his band/friendship over a joke. A joke that even he laughed at.

Petah?

He was the Sky King, he was a ground crew guy who stole an airplane and took it up into the sky.

Please, Peter, explain me

The whole premise of *The Nightmare Before Christmas* is Jack (the skeleton) finding other holidays by going through doors - doors in the shape of said holiday on large trees. In the original film, he takes over Christmas with disastrous results; here, he finds the two towers on a tree and … yeah …

Peter?

(deep breath) Here we go, in Zootopia, Disney made several significant changes to the plot before its release, altering the film's tone and themes. Originally, all predators were supposed to wear control collars that shocked them when they felt strong emotions, symbolizing societal oppression, but this concept was deemed too dark for a family movie. The initial story also presented a bleaker view of discrimination, with prey animals as the oppressors of predators, which was shifted to focus on cooperation and understanding instead. The main villain was Initially going to be Mayor Swinton, a pig representing societal control, but was changed to Bellwether, a sheep whose betrayal added a surprising twist. Nick Wilde's backstory was originally darker, emphasizing his childhood trauma from prejudice, but this was toned down for a lighter narrative. The first draft included a storyline where Nick dealt with a virus causing savage behavior but managed to control it, this was simplified in the final version to highlight themes of acceptance. (Sigh of relief)

Petaaah....

Some people are very dry in convertations, and think that they are having a good conversation, here the girl is intrested in his texts but doesnt know conversation is supposed to be too way

Petah who is this woman and what video did I not watch?

Going to go out on a limb and say it’s porn.

Huh?

"A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and said to the man, running the stand! Hey, got any grapes?"

Petahhh !?

Church's chicken is ubiquitous within deep hood. Mostly, and this is subjective, because it's fucking delicious and affordable. Even in really bad neighborhoods, the Church's Chicken still does good business, offers regular employment, and is generally *not fucked with.* A boarded up Church's means the hood is so bad that even the infallible has failed and there is nothing left sacred or sacrosanct. It means get the fuck out of there while you still can.

Please explain?

They could also die just like the people in the OceanGate Titan sub

Petah? Need help please.

My guess is they added one too many “not”, either unintentionally or as interaction bait.

Peter, explain this!

On top of the "neither Jews nor most Chinese individuals celebrate Christmas, so Jews go to Chinese restaurants because they're open" reason everyone else gave (which is correct), Chinese cuisine doesn't use much dairy. This means that Chinese food was often the only vaguely Kosher dining available. Also, while pork is a main ingredient in a lot of Chinese dishes, it could be easily swapped out/avoided. So, while Chinese food is generally treyf (not Kosher) it's mostly only mildly treyf. For example, pan that was used to cook pork being used to cook chicken without being ritually washed technically makes the chicken treyf, but that's easier to turn a blind eye to than butter on a steak or something similar.

Petah? This had 30k likes on FB.

Not 100% sure But Wolfenstein difficultly logo changed based on what u choose easiest will be the protagonist in baby clothes While the hardest will be the protagonist covered in blood with a psychotic smile

Petah? Reward money?

Guy who snitched on the ceo shooter for the reward money probably isn’t going to get the reward money.

Why does he have one ear not covered by his headset?

Ppl who have strict or live in a more stressful household normally have one side of their headphones off so they can still hear their surroundings in case a parent or anyone calls them.

Petah?

Looks like a TB (BCG) vaccination scar. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BCG_vaccine

What am I missing?

Best I've got is that feeling when you wake up late for school and get halfway out the door before you realize it's a Saturday and you haven't gone to school in a decade. Except the artist reimagined it with a crow being a lawyer, maybe because crows are known for judging people?

Explain?

According to reverse image search, that is the Master Debater guy. He became a meme when he was the "Both" guy in the conversation at the bottom of the text. So, he would disarm the stupid fucking shit Jigsaw says and just refuse the trial until he gets let go LGBTQ rights or economic stability? - Why can't you have both? - You need to pick one. - Refuse the question. - LGBTQ rights or economic stability? - Why can't you have both? - You need to pick one. - Refuse the question. - You can't refuse the question. - I do. - But you can't. - But I did. - But you need to pick one. - No, I don't. - I just said you did. - Hahaha, so what? - Can you pick one? - No, because they're both doable. - No, only one. - I don't have to pick one because we can have both. - But the answer is that both is not an answer. It's not a valid answer. - I reject your question. - You can't reject it. - Just did. - Can you pick one? - I don't have to. - Why? - Because they're both completely doable. - So LGBTQ rights or economic stability? - Both. - That's not an answer. - Yes it is. - LGBTQ rights or economic stability. - Both. - Are you trying to troll me. - No. - I'm just wondering which one you like more. - I like them both, - You can't have both. - Yes you can. - Not in this question. - Haha, too bad. - Why are you trolling me right now? - Because I don't have to choose. - Well, if I had to ask you gender inclusivity or economic stability? - You can have both. - You can't. - Why make this so difficult? I'm trying to pass my final. - Too bad. - Which one do you pick? - I pick them both. - Uhm, that's not a vaild answer. - Too bad. - Okay. [Shaking hands] - Thank you. -Thank you.

Peter explain the joke

They want a 3way...

Peter, how are can they tell?

That’s nothing, when Gaston was a young lad he ate four dozen eggs

Is this based on any real incident?

Yes, it's a real incident. It happened for xz utils in linux. Someone added backdoor to xz. He was contributing to the project for years so the maintainer trusted the code. Some guy noticed a difference in milli seconds while benchmarking and it led to him discovering this backdoor. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/XZ_Utils_backdoor

What's the answer and why wouldn't we like it? Also while you're at it, who's the dude on the left?

Guy on the left is Ludwig Wittgenstein, guy on the right is Arthur Schopenhauer The joke is probably that philosophers are villains. I have not read much about Wittgenstein but Schopenhauer was a notorious pessimist and all around unpleasant person to be around. He once threw his elderly landlady down a flight of stairs during an argument IIRC Sad that this meme doesnt include Martin Heidegger

Peters what's going on?

These memes are going to get relegated to the rubbish heap soon as new info comes to light. Reports are saying NOT an employee. Some old fart who was eating there called him in. Editing to clarify: good (fucking heavens) people of Reddit. This comment isn’t about correcting a lie with a fact. NONE of US know the facts. That’s the point. It’s all rumors right now.

What's with the pool noodles ?

Its the great battle of Josh. Someone made a groupchat with everyone named josh and hold a free for all Pool noodle battle. The winner would get to keep the name Josh. Spoilers- the winner was Josh

Peter why is the chicken scary

I own a coop of chickens. I think a few months ago, when trying to get inside the coop, I scraped my thigh on loose chicken wire, and it started bleeding. My chickens smelt it and tried pecking at me, but I obviously closed to door to the coop and went inside. Later that night, I awoke to scratching at my door and I heard the clucking of my chickens beneath the crack at the door. Moments later, they figured out how to open the door and swarmed at the gash in my thigh. I picked up the firearm behind my headboard and started firing. Each chicken died quite easily, and I went back to bed and decided I’d clean the mess up tomorrow. I woke up again the next hour, and the chickens were actually zombie chickens, and they smelt really bad. Everyone knows you can’t kill zombies, so I died that night. Typing this from hell. Thanks for the read.

Petah ?

Duncan Idaho is a major recurring character from the Dune novels. In the first book, he's a swordmaster employed by the protagonist noble family (House Atreides) as a weapons trainer and elite bodyguard. He dies in battle about half way through the novel. In the second and subsequent novels, Idaho is repeatedly resurrected as a "Ghola", i.e. a clone of a dead person produced by a mysterious and sinister organization called the Bene Tleilax. Unlike regular clones, Ghola retain the memories and personality of their progenitors in a latent form which they discover how to awaken during the course of the second book. The last couple Idaho clones serve as the primary protagonists of the later books in the series. My best guess of what is meant by "Duncan Idaho Machine" is an "Axlotl tank", i.e. the device used to create Ghola. In which case, the author seems to be proposing mass-cloning of the sort of women they presumably think would be most likely to be romantically interested in incels.

Peter, please help me

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Petah shampoo is normal but not conditioner?

She’s waiting, leaving the conditioner to ‘do its thing’ for a few minutes (as instructed on the bottle), obviously leading to dark existential thoughts. Which are rinsed away when those few minutes are over.

Pethaaaa, what is happening over Germany???

I don't know the context but can probably explain simply -It's good that there's protests against nazis in Germany -..the fact they're needed at all in Germany of all places is *incredibly* concerning

Peter is it something about spiked food??

its about not eating anything solid, so you dont have to shit, wich would be unfortunate if you are there to get railed in the butt there are things , like sub diets.

Peter I don't recognize them

The first guy is rainbolt, who can seemingly find any location from any photo. The second guy is Nile red, who can pretty much turn anything into pretty much anything. (Styrofoam into cinnamon candy, paint thinner into cherry soda, gloves into hot sauce, etc.), no idea who the third guy is, and I’ve seen the 4th guy in some places, and all I know is that he is a VERY talented hacker.

What does this bee joke mean?

She was an American painter who did a lot of flower paintings that could be seen as...reminiscent of sexy lady parts.

Peter???

Mint aggressively spreads everywhere so if you put it in the ground instead of in a pot, it’s going to go crazy and take over your garden

Petah...

The image is of an iconic scene in *Inglourious Basterds* (2009) in which a British officer undercover in WW2-era Germany gives himself away by signaling the number "three" with the index, middle, and ring fingers instead of the German way of using the thumb, index, and middle finger. The quoted tweet is of a self-proclaimed "Native Texian" arguing for Texas to secede from the United States. He points out that Texas could be a world superpower for, among other reasons, possession of a "warm water port". By saying this, he gives himself away as a Russian. Warm water ports have always been a particularly strong geopolitical concern of Russia, being a major motivation of several expansionary wars in her history, as most of her ports freeze over in the winter. Meanwhile Texans, like most of the rest of the world, already have a word for "warm water port", and that word is just "**port**".

Uhhhh Petah?

America is very public when talking about racism and racist history and as a result is one of the least racist countries in the world. Go figure. Wile most other countries hide their racist pasts as much as possible breeding deep seeded sensibilities about the topic the most aggressive being Asian countries like Japan where if u aren't a very specific tracable liniage genocide would be preferable to being in ur presence Edit: I'm not going to fix it I'll never fix it get ur English major asses out of my DMs

What’s their problem with headlights?

They are bright af and can (and did) easily blind people coming across it, leading to tons of car crashes

Peter, what happened in Texas

A small county sent out an emergency alert to the entire state, setting off everyone’s phone with a loud alarm at 4:53 am. It was to be on alert for a white guy in a blue shirt and pants who shot a cop. Texas is a huge state so people literally 10 hours away got alerted and woken up. Everyone is pissed off, and it’s against the rules of the emergency alert to use it during those hours, and we don’t know if it was by accident or just negligence. Let me clarify a point: it’s only Amber and Blue Alerts that aren’t supposed to be sent between 11pm and 6am, other emergencies can go off any time. These are also internal rules, not laws.

peter?

This is such a good joke lol. Imagine you haven’t eaten for 18 hours and it’s time for food. But you decide to make a quick 5 min stop to pray. But when you do, the imam starts this long 20 min prayer and now you are stuck in it.

Petah why isn’t my brain working today??

It’s just a joke saying how those type of guys would want to date goth girls