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in the vending machine and I was just wondering when I was going to be around to finish up.	[/INST]in the vending machine and I was just wondering when I was going to be around to finish up.</s>
Chat Chat that's not what you were going to say.	[/INST]Chat Chat that's not what you were going to say.</s>
what?	[/INST]what?</s>
no I've got a recording here of what you said alright can I I always have voice recordings in my pocket Chas it's just a thing that I do now okay go on and play it play it wait one moment I've got my headphones in I think the exact words he said was he thinks he's missed the big all this I'll phone this player I'll phone that player he's a big ginger fridge and I'm going to tell him.	[/INST]no I've got a recording here of what you said alright can I I always have voice recordings in my pocket Chas it's just a thing that I do now okay go on and play it play it wait one moment I've got my headphones in I think the exact words he said was he thinks he's missed the big all this I'll phone this player I'll phone that player he's a big ginger fridge and I'm going to tell him.</s>
are you fucking mental?	[/INST]are you fucking mental?</s>
no no no.	[/INST]no no no.</s>
where's the will of eddie's head?	[/INST]where's the will of eddie's head?</s>
no if we're going to say it right he literally said you might as well change your name from morgan to henry because you hoover everything now what no no no no what also also the thing that was the soap it looks like a hand so every time you take the soap it's like a hand is handing in the soap for you it's like hello you can think of it as my hand here sir here's your your used soap I kept it nice and dry for you it's beautiful I like the little tiles of glass above the bathtub so I can stare through it and make sure you're doing okay oh my god this is what they should have done they should have photoshop you in behind the glass that's just like fucking scary no I do it you.	[/INST]no if we're going to say it right he literally said you might as well change your name from morgan to henry because you hoover everything now what no no no no what also also the thing that was the soap it looks like a hand so every time you take the soap it's like a hand is handing in the soap for you it's like hello you can think of it as my hand here sir here's your your used soap I kept it nice and dry for you it's beautiful I like the little tiles of glass above the bathtub so I can stare through it and make sure you're doing okay oh my god this is what they should have done they should have photoshop you in behind the glass that's just like fucking scary no I do it you.</s>
How scoops sit and sit on the bidet while getting her out of my mouth?	[/INST]How scoops sit and sit on the bidet while getting her out of my mouth?</s>
That's so weird that there's two- so you shit in this toilet, you get up, and then you.	[/INST]That's so weird that there's two- so you shit in this toilet, you get up, and then you.</s>
walk to the other toilet to get your shitter cleaned?	[/INST]walk to the other toilet to get your shitter cleaned?</s>
You don't walk, you waddle.	[/INST]You don't walk, you waddle.</s>
You just like- But the-.	[/INST]You just like- But the-.</s>
Okay, this just seems a little bit, like, it's a little too much work.	[/INST]Okay, this just seems a little bit, like, it's a little too much work.</s>
It is!	[/INST]It is!</s>
And like, it's like, do you like- oh my god, I just realized, he doesn't have toilet paper!	[/INST]And like, it's like, do you like- oh my god, I just realized, he doesn't have toilet paper!</s>
Where?	[/INST]Where?</s>
Brother can't even wipe his ass!	[/INST]Brother can't even wipe his ass!</s>
He has the ass towel!	[/INST]He has the ass towel!</s>
What is the ass towel?	[/INST]What is the ass towel?</s>
yeah it's out of frame no he has a moist drenched shitty ass dude no one uses that no one does that who uses an ass towel you gotta be lying to me that's an ass towel look look at the location it's because imagine that imagine that you're sitting here and you lean forward and you can reach to it otherwise it would be up there but it's not it's it's the perfect height that's an ass towel no no my dad uses the ass towel i feel ill i'm telling you that's an ass towel i'm sorry yeah one time i when i was little i was staying sleeping over at my friend's house and she forgot to give me a towel.	[/INST]yeah it's out of frame no he has a moist drenched shitty ass dude no one uses that no one does that who uses an ass towel you gotta be lying to me that's an ass towel look look at the location it's because imagine that imagine that you're sitting here and you lean forward and you can reach to it otherwise it would be up there but it's not it's it's the perfect height that's an ass towel no no my dad uses the ass towel i feel ill i'm telling you that's an ass towel i'm sorry yeah one time i when i was little i was staying sleeping over at my friend's house and she forgot to give me a towel.</s>
The little brother had wiped his ass on the towel.	[/INST]The little brother had wiped his ass on the towel.</s>
Of course it was the little brother, dude.	[/INST]Of course it was the little brother, dude.</s>
Of course.	[/INST]Of course.</s>
Poor memory.	[/INST]Poor memory.</s>
Does this count as the little bro teabags you?	[/INST]Does this count as the little bro teabags you?</s>
Yeah.	[/INST]Yeah.</s>
The pink eye towel.	[/INST]The pink eye towel.</s>
I was so close to wiping my face with that too.	[/INST]I was so close to wiping my face with that too.</s>
Had I just not smelled it first, I would have been a goner.	[/INST]Had I just not smelled it first, I would have been a goner.</s>
Shit happens, goodbye.	[/INST]Shit happens, goodbye.</s>
This is actually such a huge story.	[/INST]This is actually such a huge story.</s>
Yeah, this is a me story.	[/INST]Yeah, this is a me story.</s>
It wouldn't happen to anyone else.	[/INST]It wouldn't happen to anyone else.</s>
Just got teabagged by a little kid.	[/INST]Just got teabagged by a little kid.</s>
Anyways.	[/INST]Anyways.</s>
Oh my god, oh my god.	[/INST]Oh my god, oh my god.</s>
Why do you have a chair?	[/INST]Why do you have a chair?</s>
How do you have a shitty chair?	[/INST]How do you have a shitty chair?</s>
Oh my god, they, oh my god, they don't have the toilet seat.	[/INST]Oh my god, they, oh my god, they don't have the toilet seat.</s>
So they have a shit chair.	[/INST]So they have a shit chair.</s>
Like you see behind the curtain, that's a chair frame.	[/INST]Like you see behind the curtain, that's a chair frame.</s>
Old people, you dumb bitch.	[/INST]Old people, you dumb bitch.</s>
No, they don't have the seat.	[/INST]No, they don't have the seat.</s>
Do you not see it?	[/INST]Do you not see it?</s>
Why wouldn't you leave it there?	[/INST]Why wouldn't you leave it there?</s>
Why would you not leave the shit chair on the toilet?	[/INST]Why would you not leave the shit chair on the toilet?</s>
Yeah, you always have to leave it out.	[/INST]Yeah, you always have to leave it out.</s>
It's...	[/INST]It's...</s>
She's shaming disabled people now, dude.	[/INST]She's shaming disabled people now, dude.</s>
She's ableist.	[/INST]She's ableist.</s>
No, no, you have to understand.	[/INST]No, no, you have to understand.</s>
It's easier because then you don't have to move it in and out.	[/INST]It's easier because then you don't have to move it in and out.</s>
It's just no longer triggerable.	[/INST]It's just no longer triggerable.</s>
You just have to like use like the force of water to push it down.	[/INST]You just have to like use like the force of water to push it down.</s>
Bro, wait, but no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, just because you use a bucket, it will not flush down.	[/INST]Bro, wait, but no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, just because you use a bucket, it will not flush down.</s>
Wait, it doesn't work.	[/INST]Wait, it doesn't work.</s>
It doesn't work.	[/INST]It doesn't work.</s>
I don't know.	[/INST]I don't know.</s>
There is so much on this one picture.	[/INST]There is so much on this one picture.</s>
You can just plunge it.	[/INST]You can just plunge it.</s>
Hot water will push it down and if you do it like if it's like enough water, it will push it down and cause it to flush.	[/INST]Hot water will push it down and if you do it like if it's like enough water, it will push it down and cause it to flush.</s>
I guarantee you, if I would try to do the same, I would just flood myself with shit.	[/INST]I guarantee you, if I would try to do the same, I would just flood myself with shit.</s>
Scoob wouldn't know because she shits in a box out in the woods.	[/INST]Scoob wouldn't know because she shits in a box out in the woods.</s>
I have a little.	[/INST]I have a little.</s>
goodbye yeah goodbye anyways honestly that more effective like human litter boxes like just like that would save a lot of water like we did not okay i have one question though what what's up with the with the with the bathroom pom-pom like that's why wait yeah why is the loofah above the toilet is it the tactical decision summoner that is there or is that just accidental toilet paper is that so do you do you do a little scrub and twist there's toilet paper on the sink well yeah but that might be a second step this is like.	[/INST]goodbye yeah goodbye anyways honestly that more effective like human litter boxes like just like that would save a lot of water like we did not okay i have one question though what what's up with the with the with the bathroom pom-pom like that's why wait yeah why is the loofah above the toilet is it the tactical decision summoner that is there or is that just accidental toilet paper is that so do you do you do a little scrub and twist there's toilet paper on the sink well yeah but that might be a second step this is like.</s>
I believe this bitch is dumb as hell.	[/INST]I believe this bitch is dumb as hell.</s>
I can't.	[/INST]I can't.</s>
She thinks everyone out here putting everything under the sun up their asses if it's in arms reach.	[/INST]She thinks everyone out here putting everything under the sun up their asses if it's in arms reach.</s>
I believe.	[/INST]I believe.</s>
I believe I totally happen as the guy with the raising brain.	[/INST]I believe I totally happen as the guy with the raising brain.</s>
And if you shove the top, then I win.	[/INST]And if you shove the top, then I win.</s>
Then you get to sit in a bowl of cereal and we will check whether your ass slurps it back.	[/INST]Then you get to sit in a bowl of cereal and we will check whether your ass slurps it back.</s>
Okay.	[/INST]Okay.</s>
I think she's projecting.	[/INST]I think she's projecting.</s>
I am not.	[/INST]I am not.</s>
You are.	[/INST]You are.</s>
You're projecting.	[/INST]You're projecting.</s>
I just know what I want.	[/INST]I just know what I want.</s>
You have the trauma of the surprise.	[/INST]You have the trauma of the surprise.</s>
Eww! No! Dude we're in a therapist office and like you're laying down but your ass is.	[/INST]Eww! No! Dude we're in a therapist office and like you're laying down but your ass is.</s>
in the air and I'm like so skews butthole what are you in for today?	[/INST]in the air and I'm like so skews butthole what are you in for today?</s>
Let it all out. Let it all out little bro. It's gonna be okay. The first step to healing is accepting.	[/INST]Let it all out. Let it all out little bro. It's gonna be okay. The first step to healing is accepting.</s>
That hole was talking shit. I don't believe it. Good bye. Y'all are nasty. Well anyways.	[/INST]That hole was talking shit. I don't believe it. Good bye. Y'all are nasty. Well anyways.</s>
Next one. So stupid. Oh my god! Aquarium! Oh my god! Tornadoes Fishes!	[/INST]Next one. So stupid. Oh my god! Aquarium! Oh my god! Tornadoes Fishes!</s>
What is- what is what?	[/INST]What is- what is what?</s>
A plushie!	[/INST]A plushie!</s>
On the plushie!	[/INST]On the plushie!</s>
Also, oh my god, there is a plushie going into the-.	[/INST]Also, oh my god, there is a plushie going into the-.</s>
In the sink?	[/INST]In the sink?</s>
Oh no!	[/INST]Oh no!</s>
What's happening?	[/INST]What's happening?</s>
It's a sacrifice, clearly!	[/INST]It's a sacrifice, clearly!</s>
Oh, do you have, um, what is- is that an orchid?	[/INST]Oh, do you have, um, what is- is that an orchid?</s>
What is- it's a plant?	[/INST]What is- it's a plant?</s>
What kind of plant is this?	[/INST]What kind of plant is this?</s>
It looks like an orchid.	[/INST]It looks like an orchid.</s>
Orchid with no leaves on it.	[/INST]Orchid with no leaves on it.</s>
It's dead because someone took a wicked shit, man.	[/INST]It's dead because someone took a wicked shit, man.</s>
And even the plant's painted.	[/INST]And even the plant's painted.</s>

in the vending machine and I was just wondering when I was going to be around to finish up.

[/INST]in the vending machine and I was just wondering when I was going to be around to finish up.</s>

Chat Chat that's not what you were going to say.

[/INST]Chat Chat that's not what you were going to say.</s>

what?

[/INST]what?</s>

no I've got a recording here of what you said alright can I I always have voice recordings in my pocket Chas it's just a thing that I do now okay go on and play it play it wait one moment I've got my headphones in I think the exact words he said was he thinks he's missed the big all this I'll phone this player I'll phone that player he's a big ginger fridge and I'm going to tell him.

[/INST]no I've got a recording here of what you said alright can I I always have voice recordings in my pocket Chas it's just a thing that I do now okay go on and play it play it wait one moment I've got my headphones in I think the exact words he said was he thinks he's missed the big all this I'll phone this player I'll phone that player he's a big ginger fridge and I'm going to tell him.</s>

are you fucking mental?

[/INST]are you fucking mental?</s>

no no no.

[/INST]no no no.</s>

where's the will of eddie's head?

[/INST]where's the will of eddie's head?</s>

no if we're going to say it right he literally said you might as well change your name from morgan to henry because you hoover everything now what no no no no what also also the thing that was the soap it looks like a hand so every time you take the soap it's like a hand is handing in the soap for you it's like hello you can think of it as my hand here sir here's your your used soap I kept it nice and dry for you it's beautiful I like the little tiles of glass above the bathtub so I can stare through it and make sure you're doing okay oh my god this is what they should have done they should have photoshop you in behind the glass that's just like fucking scary no I do it you.

[/INST]no if we're going to say it right he literally said you might as well change your name from morgan to henry because you hoover everything now what no no no no what also also the thing that was the soap it looks like a hand so every time you take the soap it's like a hand is handing in the soap for you it's like hello you can think of it as my hand here sir here's your your used soap I kept it nice and dry for you it's beautiful I like the little tiles of glass above the bathtub so I can stare through it and make sure you're doing okay oh my god this is what they should have done they should have photoshop you in behind the glass that's just like fucking scary no I do it you.</s>

How scoops sit and sit on the bidet while getting her out of my mouth?

[/INST]How scoops sit and sit on the bidet while getting her out of my mouth?</s>

That's so weird that there's two- so you shit in this toilet, you get up, and then you.

[/INST]That's so weird that there's two- so you shit in this toilet, you get up, and then you.</s>

walk to the other toilet to get your shitter cleaned?

[/INST]walk to the other toilet to get your shitter cleaned?</s>

You don't walk, you waddle.

[/INST]You don't walk, you waddle.</s>

You just like- But the-.

[/INST]You just like- But the-.</s>

Okay, this just seems a little bit, like, it's a little too much work.

[/INST]Okay, this just seems a little bit, like, it's a little too much work.</s>

It is!

[/INST]It is!</s>

And like, it's like, do you like- oh my god, I just realized, he doesn't have toilet paper!

[/INST]And like, it's like, do you like- oh my god, I just realized, he doesn't have toilet paper!</s>

Where?

[/INST]Where?</s>

Brother can't even wipe his ass!

[/INST]Brother can't even wipe his ass!</s>

He has the ass towel!

[/INST]He has the ass towel!</s>

What is the ass towel?

[/INST]What is the ass towel?</s>

yeah it's out of frame no he has a moist drenched shitty ass dude no one uses that no one does that who uses an ass towel you gotta be lying to me that's an ass towel look look at the location it's because imagine that imagine that you're sitting here and you lean forward and you can reach to it otherwise it would be up there but it's not it's it's the perfect height that's an ass towel no no my dad uses the ass towel i feel ill i'm telling you that's an ass towel i'm sorry yeah one time i when i was little i was staying sleeping over at my friend's house and she forgot to give me a towel.

[/INST]yeah it's out of frame no he has a moist drenched shitty ass dude no one uses that no one does that who uses an ass towel you gotta be lying to me that's an ass towel look look at the location it's because imagine that imagine that you're sitting here and you lean forward and you can reach to it otherwise it would be up there but it's not it's it's the perfect height that's an ass towel no no my dad uses the ass towel i feel ill i'm telling you that's an ass towel i'm sorry yeah one time i when i was little i was staying sleeping over at my friend's house and she forgot to give me a towel.</s>

The little brother had wiped his ass on the towel.

[/INST]The little brother had wiped his ass on the towel.</s>

Of course it was the little brother, dude.

[/INST]Of course it was the little brother, dude.</s>

Of course.

[/INST]Of course.</s>

Poor memory.

[/INST]Poor memory.</s>

Does this count as the little bro teabags you?

[/INST]Does this count as the little bro teabags you?</s>

Yeah.

[/INST]Yeah.</s>

The pink eye towel.

[/INST]The pink eye towel.</s>

I was so close to wiping my face with that too.

[/INST]I was so close to wiping my face with that too.</s>

Had I just not smelled it first, I would have been a goner.

[/INST]Had I just not smelled it first, I would have been a goner.</s>

Shit happens, goodbye.

[/INST]Shit happens, goodbye.</s>

This is actually such a huge story.

[/INST]This is actually such a huge story.</s>

Yeah, this is a me story.

[/INST]Yeah, this is a me story.</s>

It wouldn't happen to anyone else.

[/INST]It wouldn't happen to anyone else.</s>

Just got teabagged by a little kid.

[/INST]Just got teabagged by a little kid.</s>

Anyways.

[/INST]Anyways.</s>

Oh my god, oh my god.

[/INST]Oh my god, oh my god.</s>

Why do you have a chair?

[/INST]Why do you have a chair?</s>

How do you have a shitty chair?

[/INST]How do you have a shitty chair?</s>

Oh my god, they, oh my god, they don't have the toilet seat.

[/INST]Oh my god, they, oh my god, they don't have the toilet seat.</s>

So they have a shit chair.

[/INST]So they have a shit chair.</s>

Like you see behind the curtain, that's a chair frame.

[/INST]Like you see behind the curtain, that's a chair frame.</s>

Old people, you dumb bitch.

[/INST]Old people, you dumb bitch.</s>

No, they don't have the seat.

[/INST]No, they don't have the seat.</s>

Do you not see it?

[/INST]Do you not see it?</s>

Why wouldn't you leave it there?

[/INST]Why wouldn't you leave it there?</s>

Why would you not leave the shit chair on the toilet?

[/INST]Why would you not leave the shit chair on the toilet?</s>

Yeah, you always have to leave it out.

[/INST]Yeah, you always have to leave it out.</s>

It's...

[/INST]It's...</s>

She's shaming disabled people now, dude.

[/INST]She's shaming disabled people now, dude.</s>

She's ableist.

[/INST]She's ableist.</s>

No, no, you have to understand.

[/INST]No, no, you have to understand.</s>

It's easier because then you don't have to move it in and out.

[/INST]It's easier because then you don't have to move it in and out.</s>

It's just no longer triggerable.

[/INST]It's just no longer triggerable.</s>

You just have to like use like the force of water to push it down.

[/INST]You just have to like use like the force of water to push it down.</s>

Bro, wait, but no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, just because you use a bucket, it will not flush down.

[/INST]Bro, wait, but no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, just because you use a bucket, it will not flush down.</s>

Wait, it doesn't work.

[/INST]Wait, it doesn't work.</s>

It doesn't work.

[/INST]It doesn't work.</s>

I don't know.

[/INST]I don't know.</s>

There is so much on this one picture.

[/INST]There is so much on this one picture.</s>

You can just plunge it.

[/INST]You can just plunge it.</s>

Hot water will push it down and if you do it like if it's like enough water, it will push it down and cause it to flush.

[/INST]Hot water will push it down and if you do it like if it's like enough water, it will push it down and cause it to flush.</s>

I guarantee you, if I would try to do the same, I would just flood myself with shit.

[/INST]I guarantee you, if I would try to do the same, I would just flood myself with shit.</s>

Scoob wouldn't know because she shits in a box out in the woods.

[/INST]Scoob wouldn't know because she shits in a box out in the woods.</s>

I have a little.

[/INST]I have a little.</s>

goodbye yeah goodbye anyways honestly that more effective like human litter boxes like just like that would save a lot of water like we did not okay i have one question though what what's up with the with the with the bathroom pom-pom like that's why wait yeah why is the loofah above the toilet is it the tactical decision summoner that is there or is that just accidental toilet paper is that so do you do you do a little scrub and twist there's toilet paper on the sink well yeah but that might be a second step this is like.

[/INST]goodbye yeah goodbye anyways honestly that more effective like human litter boxes like just like that would save a lot of water like we did not okay i have one question though what what's up with the with the with the bathroom pom-pom like that's why wait yeah why is the loofah above the toilet is it the tactical decision summoner that is there or is that just accidental toilet paper is that so do you do you do a little scrub and twist there's toilet paper on the sink well yeah but that might be a second step this is like.</s>

I believe this bitch is dumb as hell.

[/INST]I believe this bitch is dumb as hell.</s>

I can't.

[/INST]I can't.</s>

She thinks everyone out here putting everything under the sun up their asses if it's in arms reach.

[/INST]She thinks everyone out here putting everything under the sun up their asses if it's in arms reach.</s>

I believe.

[/INST]I believe.</s>

I believe I totally happen as the guy with the raising brain.

[/INST]I believe I totally happen as the guy with the raising brain.</s>

And if you shove the top, then I win.

[/INST]And if you shove the top, then I win.</s>

Then you get to sit in a bowl of cereal and we will check whether your ass slurps it back.

[/INST]Then you get to sit in a bowl of cereal and we will check whether your ass slurps it back.</s>

Okay.

[/INST]Okay.</s>

I think she's projecting.

[/INST]I think she's projecting.</s>

I am not.

[/INST]I am not.</s>

You are.

[/INST]You are.</s>

You're projecting.

[/INST]You're projecting.</s>

I just know what I want.

[/INST]I just know what I want.</s>

You have the trauma of the surprise.

[/INST]You have the trauma of the surprise.</s>

Eww! No! Dude we're in a therapist office and like you're laying down but your ass is.

[/INST]Eww! No! Dude we're in a therapist office and like you're laying down but your ass is.</s>

in the air and I'm like so skews butthole what are you in for today?

[/INST]in the air and I'm like so skews butthole what are you in for today?</s>

Let it all out. Let it all out little bro. It's gonna be okay. The first step to healing is accepting.

[/INST]Let it all out. Let it all out little bro. It's gonna be okay. The first step to healing is accepting.</s>

That hole was talking shit. I don't believe it. Good bye. Y'all are nasty. Well anyways.

[/INST]That hole was talking shit. I don't believe it. Good bye. Y'all are nasty. Well anyways.</s>

Next one. So stupid. Oh my god! Aquarium! Oh my god! Tornadoes Fishes!

[/INST]Next one. So stupid. Oh my god! Aquarium! Oh my god! Tornadoes Fishes!</s>

What is- what is what?

[/INST]What is- what is what?</s>

A plushie!

[/INST]A plushie!</s>

On the plushie!

[/INST]On the plushie!</s>

Also, oh my god, there is a plushie going into the-.

[/INST]Also, oh my god, there is a plushie going into the-.</s>

In the sink?

[/INST]In the sink?</s>

Oh no!

[/INST]Oh no!</s>

What's happening?

[/INST]What's happening?</s>

It's a sacrifice, clearly!

[/INST]It's a sacrifice, clearly!</s>

Oh, do you have, um, what is- is that an orchid?

[/INST]Oh, do you have, um, what is- is that an orchid?</s>

What is- it's a plant?

[/INST]What is- it's a plant?</s>

What kind of plant is this?

[/INST]What kind of plant is this?</s>

It looks like an orchid.

[/INST]It looks like an orchid.</s>

Orchid with no leaves on it.

[/INST]Orchid with no leaves on it.</s>

It's dead because someone took a wicked shit, man.

[/INST]It's dead because someone took a wicked shit, man.</s>

And even the plant's painted.

[/INST]And even the plant's painted.</s>