datasets/train_data.csv

prompt,response
"Bhai, kal movie dekhne chale?","Haan bhai, kaunsi dekhni hai?"
Kya haal hai bhai?,"Bas bhai, zindagi chal rahi hai."
Tu kal gym gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, lekin bas selfie kheechi thi 😎."
Tere paas charger hai?,"Haan bhai, par battery khatam hai 😬."
Tu itna late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, traffic ne jaan le li!"
Tune pizza order kiya?,"Haan bhai, extra cheese bhi maang liya 😎."
Office ka workload kaisa chal raha hai?,"Bhai, workload nahi, dukh chal raha hai 😩."
Tune WhatsApp group chhod diya?,"Haan bhai, bas drama zyada ho gaya tha 😂."
Weekend pe kya plan hai?,"Bhai, full chill maarne ka mood hai 🥂."
Kya tu aaj free hai?,"Free nahi bhai, bas zindagi ki maar kha raha hoon 😎."
Exam ka preparation kaisa hai?,"Bhai, bas TikTok scrolling chal raha hai 😂."
Tere paas notes hain?,"Haan bhai, par padhai se zyada memes hain usme 😂."
Kal cricket khelne chale?,"Bhai, fielding nahi karunga 😎."
Shaadi kab kar raha hai bhai?,"Bhai, pehle job toh lagne de 😂."
Tera phone kitna slow hai!,"Bhai, processor nahi, emotions chala raha hai 😂."
Tune uska reply dekha?,"Haan bhai, bas seen maar diya 😢."
Bhai tu kab aayega ghar?,Bhai jab zindagi thoda sudhar jayegi 😂.
Tera boss kaisa hai?,"Bhai, sach bolu? Zindagi ka villain hai 😂."
Tera laptop hang ho gaya?,"Bhai, meri zindagi bhi hang ho gayi 😂."
Khana kha liya?,"Haan bhai, lekin mann nahi bhara 😂."
Tu kal party mein aaya nahi?,"Bhai, neend zyada zaroori thi 😂."
Tu kal gym nahi gaya?,"Bhai, motivation so raha tha 😎."
Tune uska Insta story dekha?,"Haan bhai, dil toot gaya 😂."
"Bhai, kal salary aayi?","Haan bhai, aur gayi bhi 😂."
Tune latest web series dekhi?,"Haan bhai, binge-watching expert ban gaya 😂."
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, nind ki problem hai 😂."
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Bhai, homework nahi, gharwork kar raha hoon 😂."
"Bhai, tu kahan hai?","Bhai, zindagi ke jhamelon mein 😂."
"Bhai, kal off hai kya?","Bhai, sapno mein hi hai 😂."
Tere gharwale strict hain?,"Bhai, Hitler ke fan hain 😂."
Tune match dekha?,"Haan bhai, heart attack ho gaya tha 😂."
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, sapno mein tha 😂."
Tune video banayi?,"Bhai, banayi nahi, viral ho gayi 😂."
Tu gym ja raha hai?,"Bhai, sirf reels dekh raha hoon 😂."
Koi naya gaana recommend kar?,"Bhai, Atif ka purana sun le 😂."
Tu kal kahan tha?,"Bhai, so raha tha 😂."
Tera net slow hai?,"Bhai, 2G se bhi slow hai 😂."
Tune online shopping ki?,"Bhai, cart bhar diya, budget nahi 😂."
Bhai tera crush tera bhai ban gaya 😂,"Bhai, bas dua mein yaad rakhna 😂."
Tu kal kahan tha?,"Bhai, neend ka band baj raha tha 😂."
Tune late reply diya?,"Bhai, bas zindagi ka load hai 😂."
"Bhai, exam ka result aaya?","Haan bhai, bas asar nahi dikha 😂."
Tu cricket dekh raha hai?,"Bhai, dil thod diya unhone 😂."
"Bhai, kal ka plan cancel?","Bhai, neend ko priority di 😂."
Tune job apply ki?,"Bhai, apply nahi, try kar raha hoon 😂."
Tu kal pakda gaya?,"Bhai, meme share karte hue 😂."
Tera dost tujhse zyada cool hai?,"Bhai, thoda dukh hua 😂."
Tu zyada coffee peeta hai?,"Bhai, stress ka side effect hai 😂."
"Bhai, tera birthday aaya?","Haan bhai, par gift nahi aaya 😂."
Tu ghar pe hai?,"Haan bhai, ghar hi zindagi hai 😂."
Tu kal gaya tha?,"Bhai, gaya tha, bhool gaya 😂."
Tera dukh kya hai bhai?,"Bhai, bus Monday kaam pe jana hai 😂."
Tu kal kahan gaya?,"Bhai, sapno mein ghoom raha tha 😂."
Tu kal off tha?,"Bhai, bas dil se 😂."
Tune wo video dekha?,"Bhai, repeat pe chal raha hai 😂."
Tera dukh kya hai?,"Bhai, salary khatam ho gayi 😂."
Tu kal kaam pe gaya?,"Bhai, bas sochta hi reh gaya 😂."
"Bhai, kal milne chale?","Bhai, ghar hi safe hai 😂."
Tu kal late aaya?,"Bhai, traffic se dosti ho gayi 😂."
"Bhai, kal gym chal?","Gym? Bhai, humara toh 'jimmedari' kaafi hai! 😂"
Tune uska Insta story dekha?,"Haan bhai, lagta hai woh bhi filter ki dukaan khol li hai! 😆"
"Yaar, tu itna busy kyun rehta hai?","Kya karoon bhai, zindagi ne 'busy' button daba diya hai! 😅"
Aaj kal kya chal raha hai?,"Bas bhai, life ka 'software update' pending hai! 🤖"
Tera boss kaisa hai?,"Bhai, woh toh 'mood swing' ka live example hai! 😜"
Tu diet pe hai kya?,"Haan, bas 'momos' aur 'pizza' ko diet plan mein adjust karna hai! 🍕"
Kal party mein kyun nahi aaya?,"Bhai, mera 'Netflix' aur 'bed' ke saath commitment tha! 📺"
Tune naya web series dekha?,"Haan, ab toh 'binge-watching' mera naya talent ban gaya hai! 🎬"
Tera phone itna slow kyun hai?,"Bhai, yeh phone nahi, 'tortoise' hai! 🐢"
Tu itna late kyun aaya?,Traffic ne aaj phir se 'surprise test' le liya! 🚗
Kya haal hai bhai?,"Bas bhai, zindagi 'buffering' mode mein hai! ⏳"
Tu kal gym gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, lekin bas 'selfie' kheechi thi! 📸"
Tere paas charger hai?,"Haan bhai, par battery khatam hai! 🔋"
Tune pizza order kiya?,"Haan bhai, extra cheese bhi maang liya! 🧀"
Office ka workload kaisa chal raha hai?,"Bhai, workload nahi, dukh chal raha hai! 😩"
Tune WhatsApp group chhod diya?,"Haan bhai, drama zyada ho gaya tha! 🎭"
Weekend pe kya plan hai?,"Bhai, full chill maarne ka mood hai! 🥂"
Kya tu aaj free hai?,"Free nahi bhai, bas zindagi ki maar kha raha hoon! 😎"
Exam ka preparation kaisa hai?,"Bhai, bas TikTok scrolling chal raha hai! 📱"
Tere paas notes hain?,"Haan bhai, par padhai se zyada memes hain usme! 😂"
Kal cricket khelne chale?,"Bhai, fielding nahi karunga! 🏏"
Shaadi kab kar raha hai bhai?,"Bhai, pehle job toh lagne de! 💼"
Tera phone kitna slow hai!,"Bhai, processor nahi, emotions chala raha hai! 🤖"
Tune uska reply dekha?,"Haan bhai, bas seen maar diya! 😢"
Bhai tu kab aayega ghar?,Bhai jab zindagi thoda sudhar jayegi! 🏠
Tera boss kaisa hai?,"Bhai, sach bolu? Zindagi ka villain hai! 😈"
Tera laptop hang ho gaya?,"Bhai, meri zindagi bhi hang ho gayi! 💻"
Khana kha liya?,"Haan bhai, lekin mann nahi bhara! 🍛"
Tu kal party mein aaya nahi?,"Bhai, neend zyada zaroori thi! 😴"
Tu kal gym nahi gaya?,"Bhai, motivation so raha tha! 🛌"
Tune uska Insta story dekha?,"Haan bhai, dil toot gaya! 💔"
"Bhai, kal salary aayi?","Haan bhai, aur gayi bhi! 💸"
Tune latest web series dekhi?,"Haan bhai, binge-watching expert ban gaya! 📺"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, neend ki problem hai! 😪"
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Bhai, homework nahi, gharwork kar raha hoon! 🏡"
"Bhai, tu kahan hai?","Bhai, zindagi ke jhamelon mein! 🎢"
"Bhai, kal off hai kya?","Bhai, sapno mein hi hai! 💤"
Tere gharwale strict hain?,"Bhai, Hitler ke fan hain! 👨‍✈️"
Tune match dekha?,"Haan bhai, heart attack ho gaya tha! ⚽"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, sapno mein tha! 🌌"
Tune video banayi?,"Bhai, banayi nahi, viral ho gayi! 🎥"
Tu gym ja raha hai?,"Bhai, sirf reels dekh raha hoon! 📱"
Koi naya gaana recommend kar?,"Bhai, Atif ka purana sun le! 🎶"
Tu kal kahan tha?,"Bhai, so raha tha! 🛌"
Tera net slow hai?,"Bhai, 2G se bhi slow hai! 🐢"
Tune online shopping ki?,"Bhai, cart bhar diya, budget nahi! 🛒"
Bhai tera crush tera bhai ban gaya!,"Bhai, bas dua mein yaad rakhna! 🙏"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, alarm ne bhi haath utha diya tha! 😴"
Tera net itna slow kyun hai?,"Bhai, turtle race chal rahi hai! 🐢"
Tune kal ka match dekha?,"Haan bhai, dil ke saath umeed bhi tut gayi! 💔"
Tu office mein late kyun pahucha?,"Bhai, traffic nahi, zindagi slow chal rahi thi! 🚶‍♂️"
Tune naya phone liya?,"Haan bhai, EMI ke saath zindagi bhi le li! 💸"
Tu diet par hai kya?,"Bhai, sirf naam ka, pet ka nahi! 🍕"
Tu kal gym gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, bas treadmill dekh ke wapas aa gaya! 😂"
Tera boss kaisa hai?,"Bhai, uske face par hamesha Monday rehta hai! 😩"
Tune latest movie dekhi?,"Haan bhai, aur story khatam hone se pehle neend aa gayi! 😴"
"Bhai, kal ka plan pakka?","Bhai, bas mood ka bharosa nahi! 😎"
Tu kal party kyun nahi aaya?,"Bhai, ghar ka wifi chhod kar jaana nahi chahta tha! 😂"
Tune job apply ki?,"Bhai, apply nahi, bas try kar raha hoon! 🤞"
Tu cricket dekh raha hai?,"Bhai, dil hi tod diya unhone! 💔🏏"
Tu kal kaha gaya tha?,"Bhai, zindagi se milne gaya tha! 🤯"
Tera phone hang ho gaya?,"Bhai, phone nahi, patience hang ho gaya! 😫"
"Bhai, kal gym chale?","Bhai, bas protein shake ka sapna dekh raha hoon! 💪😎"
Tune new song suna?,"Haan bhai, ab toh playlist repeat pe chal rahi hai! 🎧"
"Bhai, kal milne chale?","Bhai, ghar ka wifi chod kar jaana nahi chahta! 😂"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, neend ka overdose ho gaya tha! 😴"
Tu kal bike se gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, bas hawa se race laga raha tha! 🏍️💨"
"Bhai, tera pet kaisa hai?","Bhai, mujhse zyada royal treat mil raha hai usko! 🐾😂"
Tune latest web series dekhi?,"Bhai, binge-watching ke chakkar mein neend ud gayi! 📺😵"
Tu kal concert gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, awaaz gayab leke wapas aaya! 🎤😂"
Tu itna busy kyun hai?,"Bhai, zindagi ne full-time job de di hai! 😎"
Tune naya laptop liya?,"Haan bhai, EMI wali zindagi shuru ho gayi! 💻💸"
"Bhai, kal kaun sa movie dekhte hain?","Bhai, pehle budget check kar lete hain! 💰😂"
Tera data khatam ho gaya?,"Bhai, reels ka talent hi yeh hai! 📱😂"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, bed ne chodhne se mana kar diya tha! 😂"
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Bhai, ghar ka kaam nahi, dukh pocha tha! 😂"
"Bhai, exam ka preparation kaisa hai?","Bhai, bas syllabus ke sapne dekh raha hoon! 📚😎"
Tu kal gym gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, lekin sirf water cooler tak! 🚶‍♂️😂"
Tune video banayi?,"Bhai, banayi nahi, viral ho gayi! 🎥🔥"
"Bhai, tu shopping gaya?","Haan bhai, window shopping expert ban gaya! 🛒😂"
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Bhai, bas mobile ka safai abhiyan chal raha tha! 📱😂"
Tu kal kahan tha?,"Bhai, khayalon mein ghoom raha tha! 🤯😂"
Tera boss kaisa hai?,"Bhai, Monday ke mood mein hi rehta hai! 😩"
Tu kal party gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, DJ se zyada khana baja raha tha! 🍕🥂😂"
Tune latest web series dekhi?,"Bhai, dekh ke neend ki yaad aa gayi! 😴📺"
Tere paas charger hai?,"Haan bhai, lekin khud bhi charging dhund raha hai! 🔋😂"
"Bhai, weekend pe kya plan hai?","Bhai, bas sapno mein trip karne ka plan hai! ✈️😂"
Tu kal gym gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, bas mirror selfies li thi! 📸😎"
Tune uska Insta dekha?,"Bhai, filter se zyada kuch nahi dikha! 😎😂"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, traffic aur zindagi dono slow thi! 🚗😂"
Tera phone slow hai?,"Bhai, snail bhi sharma jaye is speed se! 🐌😂"
Tu diet pe hai kya?,"Haan bhai, par pizza diet plan mein fit nahi ho raha! 🍕😎"
"Bhai, kal milne chale?","Bhai, ghar ka wifi nahi chhod sakta! 😂"
Tu kal kaam pe gaya?,"Bhai, bas neend ka load leke gaya tha! 😴😂"
Tune shopping ki?,"Haan bhai, cart bhar diya, budget nahi! 🛒💸😂"
Tera crush online tha?,"Haan bhai, par reply nahi aaya! 😢😂"
Tune kal ka match dekha?,"Haan bhai, lagta hai team ne bhi hope chhod di! 😭🏏"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, neend se break-up nahi ho raha tha! 😴😂"
Tune naya phone liya?,"Haan bhai, aur EMI leke zindagi bhi le li! 💸📱"
"Bhai, tu kitna busy rehta hai?","Bhai, zindagi full-time job ban gayi hai! 😂"
Tune gym join kiya?,"Haan bhai, par membership card hi exercise kar raha hai! 🏋️‍♂️😂"
Tera dukh kya hai bhai?,"Bhai, salary aayi thi, chali bhi gayi! 💸😩"
Tu kal kahan tha?,"Bhai, bed ke saath relationship strong ho raha tha! 🛏️❤️"
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Haan bhai, remote dhundhne ka kaam! 😂📺"
Tu kal movie gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, par ticket se zyada popcorn mehenga tha! 🍿💸"
Tune online shopping ki?,"Bhai, cart bhar diya, wallet khali hai! 😭🛒"
Tu kal cricket khelne gaya?,"Haan bhai, par fielding se allergy ho gayi thi! 😂🏏"
Tera net slow hai?,"Bhai, lagta hai wifi bhi break le raha hai! 🐢😂"
"Bhai, weekend pe kya plan hai?","Bhai, bas sapno mein Maldives jaane ka plan hai! 🏝️😂"
Tu gym gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, par sirf dumbbell dekh ke wapas aa gaya! 💪😂"
Tune uska Insta dekha?,"Bhai, filter se chehra nahi, zindagi badal gayi! 😂📸"
"Bhai, kal ka plan confirm?","Bhai, bas mood ke upar depend karta hai! 😂"
Tune cricket dekha?,"Haan bhai, dil bhi toota aur TV bhi! 😂📺"
Tu kal date pe gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, par sirf bill bharne gaya tha! 😂💸"
Tera dukh kya hai bhai?,"Bhai, paise khatam aur mahina baaki hai! 😂💸"
"Bhai, tera boss kaisa hai?","Bhai, Monday ka live version hai! 😭😎"
Tune naya gaana suna?,"Haan bhai, ab repeat pe chal raha hai! 🎧🔥"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, neend aur traffic dono se panga ho gaya! 😎🚗"
"Bhai, kal salary mili?","Haan bhai, aur khatam bhi ho gayi! 😂💸"
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Bhai, bas mobile ka storage saaf kiya! 📱😂"
Tera crush online tha?,"Haan bhai, par bas status update kiya! 😭😂"
"Bhai, kal kaam pe gaya?","Bhai, bas attendance dene gaya tha! 😂💼"
Tune movie dekhi?,"Haan bhai, story se zyada neend achhi thi! 😴🎥"
Tu diet pe hai kya?,"Haan bhai, par pizza diet plan mein nahi aata! 🍕😂"
Tera phone slow hai?,"Bhai, lagta hai 2G ka comeback ho gaya! 🐢📱"
Tu kal shopping gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, lekin sirf mannequins dekhe! 😂🛍️"
"Bhai, weekend pe kya plan hai?","Bhai, bed aur blanket se relationship strong karna hai! 😂🛏️"
Tu kal bike se gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, hawa se race laga raha tha! 🏍️💨"
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Bhai, bas remote dhundh raha tha! 😂📺"
Tu cricket khelta hai?,"Bhai, bas fielding avoid karta hoon! 😂🏏"
Tera boss strict hai?,"Bhai, usko smile bhi paid leave pe milti hai! 😂😎"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, neend ka over-time ho gaya tha! 😴😂"
Tune naya web series dekha?,"Haan bhai, binge-watching expert ban gaya hoon! 📺🔥"
"Bhai, kal ka plan fix?","Bhai, bas neend se permission leni baaki hai! 😂"
Tera dukh kya hai bhai?,"Bhai, zindagi ne no refund policy laga di hai! 😂"
Tu kal kahaan tha?,"Bhai, khayalon mein ghoom raha tha! 🌌😂"
"Bhai, kal cricket khelne chale?","Haan bhai, par batting hi karunga! 🏏😎"
Tune naya phone liya?,"Haan bhai, ab data nahi, EMI khatam ho rahi hai! 💸😂"
Tu kal movie dekhne gaya?,"Haan bhai, lekin ending se pehle neend aa gayi! 😴🎥"
Tera net slow hai?,"Bhai, turtle race chal rahi hai! 🐢📶"
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Haan bhai, bas fridge kholne ka kaam! 😂🍕"
"Bhai, kal gym chale?","Gym? Bhai, humara toh 'jimmedari' kaafi hai! 😂"
Tune latest movie dekhi?,"Haan bhai, story se zyada neend interesting thi! 😴🎥"
Tu kal cricket khelne gaya?,"Haan bhai, par sirf toss jeeta! 😂🏏"
"Bhai, tera boss strict hai?","Bhai, usko toh chhutti ka spelling bhi nahi aata! 😂😎"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, bed se alag hone ka mann nahi tha! 🛏️😂"
Tune naya song suna?,"Haan bhai, ab repeat pe chal raha hai! 🎧🔥"
Tera phone slow hai?,"Bhai, lagta hai snail bhi sharma jaye! 🐌📱😂"
Tu kal shopping gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, lekin sirf mannequins ko dekha! 😂🛍️"
"Bhai, kal gym gaya tha?","Nahi bhai, bas reels dekh ke calories jala raha hoon 😂📱"
Tune uska Insta story dekha?,"Haan bhai, full 'main character energy' thi! 🤩📸"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, alarm aur meri dosti thodi toxic ho gayi hai 😴⏰"
Kal office mein kya scene tha?,"Bhai, same drama, different day! 😩💼"
Tera net slow hai?,"Bhai, lagta hai Airtel ne 2G ka throwback de diya! 🐢📶"
Tune naya phone liya?,"Haan bhai, EMI dekh ke ro raha hoon 💸😭"
Tu kal date pe gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, par bill bharne mein hi pyaar khatam ho gaya 😂💀"
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Bhai, bas online shopping ke cart saaf kiya 😂🛒"
Weekend pe kya scene hai?,"Bhai, bas bed aur Netflix ka serious relationship hai 🍿❤️"
Tune naya gaana suna?,"Haan bhai, ab repeat pe chal raha hai, neighbors pareshaan hai 😂🎧"
Tera dukh kya hai bhai?,"Bhai, dukh nahi… bas 'low battery' wali zindagi hai 😭🔋"
Tu kal gym gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, bas cardio ke naam pe water cooler tak chala 😂🚶‍♂️"
Bhai tera crush tera bhai ban gaya 😂,"Bhai, ab bas rakhi ki tayyari kar raha hoon 😂😭"
Tune naya web series dekha?,"Haan bhai, binge-watching Olympic level pe hai! 🎯📺"
Tera phone slow hai?,"Bhai, snail bhi sharma jaye aisi speed hai 🐌📱😂"
Bhai kal party mein kyun nahi aaya?,"Bhai, mera bed se commitment tha 🛏️❤️"
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Bhai, bas fridge open-close wala cardio kiya 😂🍕"
Tu kal cricket khelne gaya?,"Haan bhai, par ball se dosti nahi ho paayi 🏏😂"
Tera boss kaisa hai?,"Bhai, pura 'mood swing' ka calendar hai 😂😎"
Bhai kal kaam pe gaya?,"Haan bhai, attendance dene gaya tha bas 😂💼"
Tune naya phone liya?,"Haan bhai, EMI dekh ke laga phone nahi, loan liya hai 😂📱"
Tu kal gym gaya?,"Haan bhai, par bas mirror ke saamne flex kiya 😂💪"
"Bhai, weekend pe kya scene?","Bhai, bas 'napflix' and chill! 🛏️😎"
Tu kal shopping gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, lekin mannequins hi dekhe 😂🛍️"
Tune uska reply dekha?,"Haan bhai, bas 'seen' maar diya 💔😢"
Bhai kal milne chale?,"Bhai, ghar pe hi 'soft launch' ho raha hoon 😂🛋️"
Tu itna busy kyun hai?,"Bhai, life 'do not disturb' mode pe hai 😂📵"
Tu kal cricket khelne gaya?,"Haan bhai, par sirf shadow practice ki 😂🏏"
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Bhai, bas remote dhundhne ka kaam 😂📺"
Tera boss strict hai?,"Bhai, usko chhutti ka spelling bhi nahi aata 😂😎"
"Bhai, kal ka plan fix?","Bhai, bas neend se permission leni baaki hai 😂😴"
Tune naya song suna?,"Haan bhai, ab toh ringtone bhi wahi hai 😂🎵"
Tera phone slow hai?,"Bhai, tortoise ko bhi sharam aa jaye 😂🐢"
Tu kal movie gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, par ending se pehle neend aa gayi 😂😴"
Tune naya meme dekha?,"Haan bhai, share karte karte battery khatam ho gayi 😂📱"
"Bhai, kal salary aayi?","Haan bhai, aur khatam bhi ho gayi 😂💸"
Tune naya gaana suna?,"Haan bhai, ab toh playlist ka raja ban gaya 😂🎧"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, sapno ka 'overtime' ho gaya 😂💤"
Tune online shopping ki?,"Haan bhai, cart full, wallet empty 😂🛒"
"Bhai, weekend pe kya scene?","Bhai, chill maarne ka full mood hai 🥂😂"
Tune cricket dekha?,"Haan bhai, player se zyada umpire dekha 😂🏏"
"Bhai, tera boss strict hai?","Bhai, Monday ka human version hai 😂💼"
Tune movie dekhi?,"Haan bhai, par neend zyada interesting thi 😂😴"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, bed ne break-up nahi diya 😂🛏️"
Tu cricket dekh raha hai?,"Haan bhai, TV ka remote nahi dekh raha 😂📺"
Tu kal gym gaya?,"Haan bhai, bas selfie kheechne 😂📸"
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Bhai, bas meme banane ka kaam 😂💻"
Tu kal shopping gaya?,"Haan bhai, lekin mannequins se hi baat ho gayi 😂🛍️"
Tera boss strict hai?,"Bhai, usko toh smile bhi paid leave pe milti hai 😂😎"
"Bhai, weekend pe kya scene?","Bhai, full 'ghar se hi ghar wapsi' 😂🏠"
Tune naya gaana suna?,"Haan bhai, ab toh lyrics bhi ratti ho gayi 😂🎵"
"Bhai, kal ka plan?","Bhai, neend ki 'booking' full hai 😂🛌"
Tere boss ka mood kaisa hai aaj?,"Bhai, pura 'Monday on steroids' lag raha hai 😂💀"
Tu kal date pe gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, par bill bharte hi break-up soch raha tha 💸😭"
Bhai kal ka meeting kaisa tha?,"Bhai, bas Zoom ka background enjoy kiya 😂💻"
Tune uska message dekha?,"Haan bhai, reply nahi, bas 'seen' maar diya 💔👀"
"Bhai, exam kaisa gaya?","Bhai, bas pen chal raha tha… dimaag nahi 😂🧠"
Tere boss ne kuch bola?,"Haan bhai, lagta hai unka breakup hua hai 😂💀"
Tu weekend pe kya kar raha hai?,"Bhai, bas 'Netflix and snore' mode on hai 😂🍿😴"
Tune salary check ki?,"Haan bhai, but lagta hai HR ne 'prank' kiya hai 😂💸"
Tera WiFi slow hai?,"Bhai, snail bhi race jeet jayega 😂🐢"
Kal ka gym scene hai kya?,"Gym nahi bhai, sirf 'gymmedariyan' hai 😂💼"
"Bhai, kal ka cricket match dekha?","Haan bhai, par umpire zyada entertaining tha 😂🤦‍♂️"
Tune naya filter try kiya?,"Haan bhai, asli se zyada sundar lag raha tha 😂📸"
Tera crush online hai kya?,"Haan bhai, par bas 'last seen' ka ehsaas de rahi hai 💔😂"
"Bhai, kal movie ka plan hai?","Bhai, 'pockets empty' ka plan hai 😂💸"
Tu gym join karega kya?,"Bhai, bas 'intentions fit' hai, body nahi 😂💪"
Tere boss ne kuch poocha?,"Haan bhai, bas HR jaisa dikh raha tha 😂💀"
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Bhai, bas dishes aur dreams donon dhoye 😂🍽️😴"
Tere weekend plans kya hai?,"Bhai, bas neend aur napka date hai 😂🛌"
Tu kal office gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, par attendance dene gaya tha bas 😂💼"
Tune ghar ka renovation kiya?,"Bhai, bas sofa ka position badla 😂🛋️"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, traffic nahi, neend heavy thi 😂😴"
Tera net slow hai kya?,"Bhai, pigeon se bhi slow chal raha hai 😂🐦"
"Bhai, tu cricket khelta hai?","Haan bhai, bas fielding se dushmani hai 😂🏏"
Tu kal party gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, par free snacks pe zyada dhyan tha 😂🍕"
"Bhai, tere paas charger hai?","Haan bhai, par battery khatam hai 😂🔋"
Tune weekend pe kya kiya?,"Bhai, bas bed ke saath commitment nibha raha tha 😂🛏️"
"Bhai, salary gayi?","Haan bhai, udti chidiya bhi nahi thi, bas ud gayi 😂💸"
Tune naya meme dekha?,"Haan bhai, do baar share bhi kiya 😂📱"
"Bhai, tera pet bhag gaya?","Haan bhai, EMI dekh ke 😂🐕‍🦺"
Tera phone slow hai?,"Bhai, turtle bhi inspire ho jaye 😂🐢"
"Bhai, tu naya laptop le raha hai?","Haan bhai, EMI lene ka plan hai 😂💻"
Tune uska tweet dekha?,"Haan bhai, lagta hai usne Elon Musk ko hire kar liya 😂🐦"
"Bhai, kal late kyun aaya?","Bhai, neend ka heavy dose ho gaya tha 😂😴"
Tu kal gym gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, par bas locker ka lock khol ke aa gaya 😂🔒"
"Bhai, tera dukh kya hai?","Bhai, 'low balance' aur 'low battery' ek saath hai 😂💸🔋"
Tere gharwale strict hai?,"Bhai, 'WiFi password' se bhi zyada 😂🔒"
Tune naya filter try kiya?,"Haan bhai, asli se zyada fake lag raha tha 😂📸"
Tera dost cool hai?,"Bhai, uski coolness dekh ke AC bhi sharma jaye 😂❄️"
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Bhai, bas 'undo' button dhoond raha hoon 😂⏪"
Tu kal cricket khelne gaya?,"Haan bhai, par bas fielding se dushmani ho gayi 😂🏏"
"Bhai, kal kaam pe gaya?","Haan bhai, attendance dene gaya tha bas 😂💼"
"Bhai, kal ka cricket match dekha?","Haan bhai, bas 'last over' mein dil toota 😂💔🏏"
Tune naya song suna?,"Haan bhai, repeat pe chal raha hai 😂🎧"
Tera net slow hai?,"Bhai, pigeon se bhi slow chal raha hai 😂🐦"
"Bhai, tune naya meme dekha?","Haan bhai, battery khatam kar diya share karte 😂📱"
"Bhai, tu aaj kal busy rehta hai?","Haan bhai, bas 'workload' se zyada 'overthinkload' hai 😂💀"
Tune kal gym join kiya?,"Haan bhai, par bas 'selfie membership' li hai 📸😂"
"Bhai, tu diet pe hai?","Haan bhai, bas 'pizza' aur 'biryani' ko healthy maan liya 😂🍕🍗"
Tere boss ka mood kaisa hai?,"Bhai, lagta hai unke 'data plan' ka bhi expiry ho gaya 😂📉"
Tu kal kitne baje soya?,"Bhai, bas 'Netflix' ne raat ka 'delete button' daba diya 😂📺"
"Bhai, tera crush tujhe bhool gaya?","Haan bhai, par Instagram memories nahi 😂💔📱"
Tune weekend pe kya kiya?,"Bhai, bas 'bed' se zyada serious relationship mein tha 😂🛏️"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, traffic nahi, bas 'mood swing' heavy tha 😂🚦"
Tune naya song suna?,"Haan bhai, ab toh 'repeat' se bhi dosti ho gayi 😂🎧"
Tera dukh kya hai?,"Bhai, salary bhi 'fast forward' mode mein chali gayi 😂💸"
Tu kal cricket khel raha tha?,"Haan bhai, par fielding se 'breakup' ho gaya 😂🏏"
Tere gharwale strict hai?,"Bhai, WiFi password se bhi zyada 😂🔒"
Tune naya filter try kiya?,"Haan bhai, asli se zyada 'animated' lag raha tha 😂📸"
Tu kal date pe gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, par bas 'pocket money' ka breakup ho gaya 😂💸"
"Bhai, weekend pe kya plan hai?","Bhai, full 'bedflix and nap' mode on hai 😂🛌🍿"
Tu gym nahi gaya?,"Bhai, bas 'motivation' ne leave le liya 😂💪"
Tera net slow hai?,"Bhai, turtle bhi 'fast and furious' lag raha hai 😂🐢"
"Bhai, tu cricket dekh raha hai?","Haan bhai, par umpire zyada entertaining hai 😂👀"
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Bhai, bas 'undo button' dhoond raha hoon 😂⏪"
Tera phone slow hai?,"Bhai, snail bhi jeet jayega race mein 😂🐌"
Tune naya reel banaya?,"Haan bhai, viral nahi hua, bas family ne dekha 😂📱"
Tere boss ne kuch bola?,"Haan bhai, bas 'mental gym' karwa rahe the 😂💀"
"Bhai, weekend pe outing?","Bhai, bas 'ghar se terrace' tak travel hoga 😂🏠"
Tune naya job apply kiya?,"Haan bhai, par HR ne 'seen' maar diya 😂💼"
Tu aaj kal busy hai?,"Haan bhai, bas 'meme scrolling' mein busy hoon 😂📱"
"Bhai, tu kal late kyun aaya?","Bhai, bas 'alarm snooze' mode mein chala gaya 😂⏰"
Tu naya phone le raha hai?,"Haan bhai, par EMI ka dukh zyada hai 😂📱💸"
"Bhai, tera laptop slow hai?","Bhai, lagta hai 'Windows 95' par chal raha hai 😂💻"
Tune ghar ka renovation kiya?,"Bhai, bas 'sofa' ka angle change kiya 😂🛋️"
"Bhai, kal movie dekhi?","Haan bhai, par bas popcorn ka bill yaad hai 😂🍿💸"
Tera dukh kya hai?,"Bhai, salary aur battery dono low hai 😂💸🔋"
Tune naya meme dekha?,"Haan bhai, share karte hi battery gayab 😂📱⚡"
Tu kal party gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, par free snacks hi target tha 😂🍕"
Tera boss kaisa hai?,"Bhai, 'Monday' se bhi zyada toxic hai 😂💀"
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Bhai, bas 'mind cleaning' kar raha tha 😂🧠"
"Bhai, kal cricket khela?","Haan bhai, bas ball dhoondhne gaya tha 😂🏏"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, sapno mein fast forward ho gaya 😂💤"
"Bhai, tera net slow hai?","Haan bhai, '2G' bhi racer lag raha hai 😂🐢"
Tune naya game try kiya?,"Haan bhai, par boss ka 'deadline game' jeet gaya 😂🎮"
Tu aaj kal busy hai?,"Haan bhai, bas 'reality check' mein busy hoon 😂🔍"
"Bhai, kal kya kiya?","Bhai, bas 'procrastination' ka world record banaya 😂🏅"
Tu kal gym gaya tha?,"Haan bhai, bas 'reels' dekhne 😂📱"
"Bhai, tune naya reel dekha?","Haan bhai, copy paste bhi kar diya 😂🎥"
Tera dukh kya hai?,"Bhai, salary aayi bhi nahi gayi bhi 😂💸"
Tu kal cricket khel raha tha?,"Haan bhai, par sirf 'sledging' mein expert ho gaya 😂🏏"
"Bhai, weekend pe kya plan hai?","Bhai, bas 'ghar se sofa' tak travel hai 😂🛋️"
Tune kal movie dekhi?,"Haan bhai, bas ending hi nahi samjhi 😂🎬"
Tera net slow hai?,"Bhai, 'loading' se zyada 'buffering' hai 😂📶"
"Bhai, tu naya phone le raha hai?","Haan bhai, par 'battery life' ka breakup ho gaya 😂📱"
Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?,"Bhai, bas 'remote' ka workout kiya 😂📺"
Tu kal late kyun aaya?,"Bhai, bas 'snooze' pe 'snooze' maar raha tha 😂⏰"
Tune naya song suna?,"Haan bhai, ab toh 'repeat' pe chal raha hai 😂🎧"
Tera boss strict hai?,"Bhai, usko toh 'deadline' se bhi zyada 'deadline' ka darr hai 😂💼"
"Bhai, tu aaj kal busy hai?","Haan bhai, bas 'meme scrolling' mein busy hoon 😂📱"
"Bhai, kal kaam pe gaya?","Haan bhai, attendance dene gaya tha bas"
"Bhai, kal cricket match dekha?","Haan bhai, bas 'last over' mein dil toota"
"Bhai, weekend pe outing?","Bhai, bas 'ghar se terrace' tak travel hoga"
"Bhai, tu cricket khelta hai?","Haan bhai, bas fielding se dushmani hai"
"Bhai, kal ka plan?","Bhai, neend ki 'booking' full hai"
"Bhai, tu kal late kyun aaya?","Bhai, bas 'alarm snooze' mode mein chala gaya"
"Bhai, kal movie dekhi?","Haan bhai, par bas popcorn ka bill yaad hai"
"Bhai, tu aaj kal busy rehta hai?","Haan bhai, bas 'workload' se zyada 'overthinkload' hai"
"Bhai, kal ka cricket match dekha?","Haan bhai, par umpire zyada entertaining tha"
"Bhai, weekend pe kya plan hai?","Bhai, bas sapno mein Maldives jaane ka plan hai"
"Bhai, weekend pe kya scene?","Bhai, chill maarne ka full mood hai"
"Bhai, kal kaam pe gaya?","Haan bhai, bas attendance dene gaya tha"
"Bhai, kal ka cricket match dekha?","Haan bhai, bas 'last over' mein dil toota"