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[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ..." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults..." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?", ">\n\nIs that by losing, cheating, paying people off, or blackmailing people?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?", ">\n\nIs that by losing, cheating, paying people off, or blackmailing people?", ">\n\nLike he handled Epstein?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?", ">\n\nIs that by losing, cheating, paying people off, or blackmailing people?", ">\n\nLike he handled Epstein?", ">\n\nTrump is acting like he's a wannabe gangster. Empty threats, lying, he'll call his wife ugly, put him down like someone with low self-esteem does, and use bully tactics. \nThis man is a loser and always has been if you look at the history of how he's run his businesses through massive fraud and presidency where he was only looking out for himself and those that could keep him in power." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?", ">\n\nIs that by losing, cheating, paying people off, or blackmailing people?", ">\n\nLike he handled Epstein?", ">\n\nTrump is acting like he's a wannabe gangster. Empty threats, lying, he'll call his wife ugly, put him down like someone with low self-esteem does, and use bully tactics. \nThis man is a loser and always has been if you look at the history of how he's run his businesses through massive fraud and presidency where he was only looking out for himself and those that could keep him in power.", ">\n\nSo youre going to send an angry mob to his house?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?", ">\n\nIs that by losing, cheating, paying people off, or blackmailing people?", ">\n\nLike he handled Epstein?", ">\n\nTrump is acting like he's a wannabe gangster. Empty threats, lying, he'll call his wife ugly, put him down like someone with low self-esteem does, and use bully tactics. \nThis man is a loser and always has been if you look at the history of how he's run his businesses through massive fraud and presidency where he was only looking out for himself and those that could keep him in power.", ">\n\nSo youre going to send an angry mob to his house?", ">\n\nI honestly don't know who I would prefer to win this. Trump is probably more criminal and treasonous but he's less likely to win a general election whereas De Santis is less overtly criminal but smarter, just as hostile to effective government and more likely to win." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?", ">\n\nIs that by losing, cheating, paying people off, or blackmailing people?", ">\n\nLike he handled Epstein?", ">\n\nTrump is acting like he's a wannabe gangster. Empty threats, lying, he'll call his wife ugly, put him down like someone with low self-esteem does, and use bully tactics. \nThis man is a loser and always has been if you look at the history of how he's run his businesses through massive fraud and presidency where he was only looking out for himself and those that could keep him in power.", ">\n\nSo youre going to send an angry mob to his house?", ">\n\nI honestly don't know who I would prefer to win this. Trump is probably more criminal and treasonous but he's less likely to win a general election whereas De Santis is less overtly criminal but smarter, just as hostile to effective government and more likely to win.", ">\n\nSo moaning and name calling?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?", ">\n\nIs that by losing, cheating, paying people off, or blackmailing people?", ">\n\nLike he handled Epstein?", ">\n\nTrump is acting like he's a wannabe gangster. Empty threats, lying, he'll call his wife ugly, put him down like someone with low self-esteem does, and use bully tactics. \nThis man is a loser and always has been if you look at the history of how he's run his businesses through massive fraud and presidency where he was only looking out for himself and those that could keep him in power.", ">\n\nSo youre going to send an angry mob to his house?", ">\n\nI honestly don't know who I would prefer to win this. Trump is probably more criminal and treasonous but he's less likely to win a general election whereas De Santis is less overtly criminal but smarter, just as hostile to effective government and more likely to win.", ">\n\nSo moaning and name calling?", ">\n\nMake up a stupid nickname and throw a hissy fit behind closed doors?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?", ">\n\nIs that by losing, cheating, paying people off, or blackmailing people?", ">\n\nLike he handled Epstein?", ">\n\nTrump is acting like he's a wannabe gangster. Empty threats, lying, he'll call his wife ugly, put him down like someone with low self-esteem does, and use bully tactics. \nThis man is a loser and always has been if you look at the history of how he's run his businesses through massive fraud and presidency where he was only looking out for himself and those that could keep him in power.", ">\n\nSo youre going to send an angry mob to his house?", ">\n\nI honestly don't know who I would prefer to win this. Trump is probably more criminal and treasonous but he's less likely to win a general election whereas De Santis is less overtly criminal but smarter, just as hostile to effective government and more likely to win.", ">\n\nSo moaning and name calling?", ">\n\nMake up a stupid nickname and throw a hissy fit behind closed doors?", ">\n\nSo, lies, extortion and blackmail it is, then" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?", ">\n\nIs that by losing, cheating, paying people off, or blackmailing people?", ">\n\nLike he handled Epstein?", ">\n\nTrump is acting like he's a wannabe gangster. Empty threats, lying, he'll call his wife ugly, put him down like someone with low self-esteem does, and use bully tactics. \nThis man is a loser and always has been if you look at the history of how he's run his businesses through massive fraud and presidency where he was only looking out for himself and those that could keep him in power.", ">\n\nSo youre going to send an angry mob to his house?", ">\n\nI honestly don't know who I would prefer to win this. Trump is probably more criminal and treasonous but he's less likely to win a general election whereas De Santis is less overtly criminal but smarter, just as hostile to effective government and more likely to win.", ">\n\nSo moaning and name calling?", ">\n\nMake up a stupid nickname and throw a hissy fit behind closed doors?", ">\n\nSo, lies, extortion and blackmail it is, then", ">\n\nSaw someone say Trump is gonna call him Ronda Santis 5 minutes into the debate and destroy his political career" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?", ">\n\nIs that by losing, cheating, paying people off, or blackmailing people?", ">\n\nLike he handled Epstein?", ">\n\nTrump is acting like he's a wannabe gangster. Empty threats, lying, he'll call his wife ugly, put him down like someone with low self-esteem does, and use bully tactics. \nThis man is a loser and always has been if you look at the history of how he's run his businesses through massive fraud and presidency where he was only looking out for himself and those that could keep him in power.", ">\n\nSo youre going to send an angry mob to his house?", ">\n\nI honestly don't know who I would prefer to win this. Trump is probably more criminal and treasonous but he's less likely to win a general election whereas De Santis is less overtly criminal but smarter, just as hostile to effective government and more likely to win.", ">\n\nSo moaning and name calling?", ">\n\nMake up a stupid nickname and throw a hissy fit behind closed doors?", ">\n\nSo, lies, extortion and blackmail it is, then", ">\n\nSaw someone say Trump is gonna call him Ronda Santis 5 minutes into the debate and destroy his political career", ">\n\nTwo fascists going at each other?\nSign me up." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?", ">\n\nIs that by losing, cheating, paying people off, or blackmailing people?", ">\n\nLike he handled Epstein?", ">\n\nTrump is acting like he's a wannabe gangster. Empty threats, lying, he'll call his wife ugly, put him down like someone with low self-esteem does, and use bully tactics. \nThis man is a loser and always has been if you look at the history of how he's run his businesses through massive fraud and presidency where he was only looking out for himself and those that could keep him in power.", ">\n\nSo youre going to send an angry mob to his house?", ">\n\nI honestly don't know who I would prefer to win this. Trump is probably more criminal and treasonous but he's less likely to win a general election whereas De Santis is less overtly criminal but smarter, just as hostile to effective government and more likely to win.", ">\n\nSo moaning and name calling?", ">\n\nMake up a stupid nickname and throw a hissy fit behind closed doors?", ">\n\nSo, lies, extortion and blackmail it is, then", ">\n\nSaw someone say Trump is gonna call him Ronda Santis 5 minutes into the debate and destroy his political career", ">\n\nTwo fascists going at each other?\nSign me up.", ">\n\nThrowing a fit about how everyone is so mean?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?", ">\n\nIs that by losing, cheating, paying people off, or blackmailing people?", ">\n\nLike he handled Epstein?", ">\n\nTrump is acting like he's a wannabe gangster. Empty threats, lying, he'll call his wife ugly, put him down like someone with low self-esteem does, and use bully tactics. \nThis man is a loser and always has been if you look at the history of how he's run his businesses through massive fraud and presidency where he was only looking out for himself and those that could keep him in power.", ">\n\nSo youre going to send an angry mob to his house?", ">\n\nI honestly don't know who I would prefer to win this. Trump is probably more criminal and treasonous but he's less likely to win a general election whereas De Santis is less overtly criminal but smarter, just as hostile to effective government and more likely to win.", ">\n\nSo moaning and name calling?", ">\n\nMake up a stupid nickname and throw a hissy fit behind closed doors?", ">\n\nSo, lies, extortion and blackmail it is, then", ">\n\nSaw someone say Trump is gonna call him Ronda Santis 5 minutes into the debate and destroy his political career", ">\n\nTwo fascists going at each other?\nSign me up.", ">\n\nThrowing a fit about how everyone is so mean?", ">\n\nSo he'll handle it with fraud, intimdation, and threats of lawsuits?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?", ">\n\nIs that by losing, cheating, paying people off, or blackmailing people?", ">\n\nLike he handled Epstein?", ">\n\nTrump is acting like he's a wannabe gangster. Empty threats, lying, he'll call his wife ugly, put him down like someone with low self-esteem does, and use bully tactics. \nThis man is a loser and always has been if you look at the history of how he's run his businesses through massive fraud and presidency where he was only looking out for himself and those that could keep him in power.", ">\n\nSo youre going to send an angry mob to his house?", ">\n\nI honestly don't know who I would prefer to win this. Trump is probably more criminal and treasonous but he's less likely to win a general election whereas De Santis is less overtly criminal but smarter, just as hostile to effective government and more likely to win.", ">\n\nSo moaning and name calling?", ">\n\nMake up a stupid nickname and throw a hissy fit behind closed doors?", ">\n\nSo, lies, extortion and blackmail it is, then", ">\n\nSaw someone say Trump is gonna call him Ronda Santis 5 minutes into the debate and destroy his political career", ">\n\nTwo fascists going at each other?\nSign me up.", ">\n\nThrowing a fit about how everyone is so mean?", ">\n\nSo he'll handle it with fraud, intimdation, and threats of lawsuits?", ">\n\nI'm so over Trump at this point. Can he just go golf somewhere and leave us be?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?", ">\n\nIs that by losing, cheating, paying people off, or blackmailing people?", ">\n\nLike he handled Epstein?", ">\n\nTrump is acting like he's a wannabe gangster. Empty threats, lying, he'll call his wife ugly, put him down like someone with low self-esteem does, and use bully tactics. \nThis man is a loser and always has been if you look at the history of how he's run his businesses through massive fraud and presidency where he was only looking out for himself and those that could keep him in power.", ">\n\nSo youre going to send an angry mob to his house?", ">\n\nI honestly don't know who I would prefer to win this. Trump is probably more criminal and treasonous but he's less likely to win a general election whereas De Santis is less overtly criminal but smarter, just as hostile to effective government and more likely to win.", ">\n\nSo moaning and name calling?", ">\n\nMake up a stupid nickname and throw a hissy fit behind closed doors?", ">\n\nSo, lies, extortion and blackmail it is, then", ">\n\nSaw someone say Trump is gonna call him Ronda Santis 5 minutes into the debate and destroy his political career", ">\n\nTwo fascists going at each other?\nSign me up.", ">\n\nThrowing a fit about how everyone is so mean?", ">\n\nSo he'll handle it with fraud, intimdation, and threats of lawsuits?", ">\n\nI'm so over Trump at this point. Can he just go golf somewhere and leave us be?", ">\n\nWith utter incompetence?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?", ">\n\nIs that by losing, cheating, paying people off, or blackmailing people?", ">\n\nLike he handled Epstein?", ">\n\nTrump is acting like he's a wannabe gangster. Empty threats, lying, he'll call his wife ugly, put him down like someone with low self-esteem does, and use bully tactics. \nThis man is a loser and always has been if you look at the history of how he's run his businesses through massive fraud and presidency where he was only looking out for himself and those that could keep him in power.", ">\n\nSo youre going to send an angry mob to his house?", ">\n\nI honestly don't know who I would prefer to win this. Trump is probably more criminal and treasonous but he's less likely to win a general election whereas De Santis is less overtly criminal but smarter, just as hostile to effective government and more likely to win.", ">\n\nSo moaning and name calling?", ">\n\nMake up a stupid nickname and throw a hissy fit behind closed doors?", ">\n\nSo, lies, extortion and blackmail it is, then", ">\n\nSaw someone say Trump is gonna call him Ronda Santis 5 minutes into the debate and destroy his political career", ">\n\nTwo fascists going at each other?\nSign me up.", ">\n\nThrowing a fit about how everyone is so mean?", ">\n\nSo he'll handle it with fraud, intimdation, and threats of lawsuits?", ">\n\nI'm so over Trump at this point. Can he just go golf somewhere and leave us be?", ">\n\nWith utter incompetence?", ">\n\nRonnie wins the nom, Donnie cries stolen election, Donnie runs independent and splits the GOP vote, we’re spared from both crazies. This is how Donnie handles it." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"", ">\n\nYep. I think you nailed it.", ">\n\nSo he’s going to whine on social media and shit his diaper?", ">\n\nGood, let the assholes rip each other apart. Trump can't have much more life left in him, he might as well help finish off the Republican party on his way out.", ">\n\n1) Completely cock up the primary by grifting instead of campaigning.\n2) Lose horribly to DeSantis.\n3) Claim democrat election fraud ruined his chances, even though they would rather run against Trump than DeSantis.", ">\n\nFrom jail ...", ">\n\nBadly?", ">\n\nSo using Russian bots on social media?", ">\n\nPettiness, vague threats, insults...", ">\n\nIneptly and illegally?", ">\n\nScream piss and shit over everything until you get your way?", ">\n\nSeparate party 🙏🙏", ">\n\nLol. Awesome. More entertainment. Thanks America.", ">\n\n\n\"He says DeSantis has no personal charisma and has a dull personality,\" the source added.\n\nI actually agree with him here, it's the one thing I think could potentially sink DeSantis as he steps out from behind headlines as a national stage presence.", ">\n\nI can't believe everyone missed that Trump already started. \nAfter DeSantis released his 'Messiah' video, Trump referred to him as DeSanctemonious. I detest Trump, but it WAS funny.", ">\n\nSo, poorly then.", ">\n\nHandle it by losing and then whining?", ">\n\nI don’t think Trump can handle this the normal way he handles things\nDeSantis actually pays his goons and cronies", ">\n\nDo it, Donnie! Beat him up, destroy the party, and then run as an Independent! A winning strategy!! 😂", ">\n\nDespise them both. Torn between not wanting to see or hear them on the news during the election cycle and wanting to see the two lying egotistical dumbasses tear each other apart. And please, DeSantis is not intelligent he's highly manipulative.", ">\n\n\nthe way I handle things\n\nSo...by losing a fourth time?", ">\n\nBy bitching and whining spouting bullshit hoping he’ll back down?", ">\n\nIllegally.", ">\n\nTrump could easily solve this dilemma by asking Ted Cruz why he handed Trump his balls. Then all Trump would have to do is repeat those steps. Now, I'm not doubting Cruz wouldn't tell him ,but I am doubting that Trump even remembers that Cruz was his opponent in the primary. Good part for Trump is that if he ever needs to find Cruz just look down. He's right there with Lindsey.", ">\n\nThis would not necessarily work.\nIt's really not that mysterious why Ted Cruz \"handed Trump his balls\".\nFew people are afraid of Trump. They do not capitulate because of Trump, himself, nor what Trump did or could do. What these GOP politicos fear is the Republican electorate and more specifically those Republican voters in their own voting district who could easily primary them out of a career.\nIf Trump holds such sway with the Republican electorate such that he can back a challenger in a Republican primary then there is a real job security risk here should these folk maintain a firm opposition to Trump. This is why so very, very few people continued to oppose Trump. Very few politicians value country over party or even party over their own career. And extremely few really have any basic morality or principles which they would cling to and use to denounce Trump.\nBut... this fear only is valid as long as Trump truly is favored by the rank-and-file GOP voter.\nThe recent elections have shown that Trump has an astoundingly poor track record of his chosen actually winning elections, especially general elections. Furthermore, the fact we're even having this discussion is indicative that quite a few people are rather willing to move on from Trump and seek alternatives.\nEven Cruz will jump off the Trump bandwagon once it's truly clear there's no risk of doing so.", ">\n\nThat gqp electorate does what trump tells them which scares gqp “leaders” as they saw what happened to cheney, kinzinger, etc. who lost their primaries decisively.", ">\n\nBasically he’s saying I’ll lie about this man till I go to my grave. I will do anything to ruin his life and ruin his wife and kids lives. I’m a worthless piece of shit who has the mentality of a 14 year old mean girl", ">\n\nMeaning he will give him a childish name...that is his entire strategy.", ">\n\ninsult his wife?", ">\n\nKompromat", ">\n\nBy getting less votes than him but hoping your votes count more?", ">\n\nI love how there are a jillion perfect responses to this headline. We all know how Trump handles crap now.", ">\n\nYes, eat each other!", ">\n\nWhy is trump trying so hard to be a sopranos character", ">\n\nDoes anyone remember the vague threat trump made about having dirt on Ron? Anything else come from that or is he holding that in his back pocket for now?", ">\n\nAnyone else think that because of trump, every president we have for the next 2 generations will say, \"at least he's not as bad a trump?\" I shutter at that thought.", ">\n\nYou mean, poorly?", ">\n\nSo he’s gonna do nothing and take credit for everything", ">\n\nMost of the Republican base wants DeSantis. Trump is silly (duh) for thinking he's got a serious shot at beating Ron in the primaries.\nI'll go out on a limb and say Trump won't even show up to the debates. He just wants to hold rallies and sell merch. Honestly, if Trump hosted a rally for DeSantis to sell merch and just rile people up, it'd be a net positive overall.", ">\n\nStochastic terrorism, intimidation, and ad hominem attacks....so DeSantis can get a taste of his own medicine", ">\n\nGet ready folks. The ketchup is about to hit the fan.", ">\n\nWith shitting his pants and snorting adderal", ">\n\nBy failing embarrassingly and then declaring victory?", ">\n\n…Cry and claim he cheated?", ">\n\nOh,, you mean threats and ineptitude? Way to go, never change, sir.", ">\n\nPoorly", ">\n\n\"I'm going to insult every member of Ron's family and he's going to endorse me\"", ">\n\n...poorly?", ">\n\nHe will handle it by whining that Desantis is going to run a fraudulent election?", ">\n\nBy namecalling and lying?", ">\n\nBy losing?", ">\n\nWith the governor's mansion in Florida being stormed?\nTrump will make the GOP his public enemy number 1 if he loses to Desantis. People forget he said Yes Cruz must've cheated to beat him in the Iowa caucus", ">\n\nHopefully they both do run lol", ">\n\nHe’ll flounce around performing the same stale old cabaret act that he performs nightly at Marafago.", ">\n\nSo, he won’t handle it at all and will panic at the last minute and blame everybody else when it goes south for him. Got it.", ">\n\nDeSantis locking all his windows very tight and giving up tea for lent", ">\n\nTrumps cronies will make DeSantis “an offer he can’t refuse “", ">\n\nWhat? Lie and cheat?!", ">\n\n\nwe'll handle this the way I handle things?\n\nSo poorly and with tiny hands?", ">\n\nDude I swear they pick the most brain dead ppl to run on the GOP side. Like just call it a popularity contest at this point.", ">\n\nThe way he handles things- lies and chaos.", ">\n\nSo basically Trump will commit more fraud?", ">\n\n... poorly", ">\n\nIt’s truly the nightmare we were all talking about in 2020. Trump is going to run again. I don’t know if we’ve made progress. Sigh. I think they’re both as bad as each other and with the stupid stupid classified document thing w/biden a lot of stupid stupid people are going to fall for the Republican platform. We are about to witness half of the country vote for the end", ">\n\n\nI think they’re both as bad as each other\n\nThis is the thinking that allows Republicans to get away with being much, much worse. Yes, Democrats could do better, but the GOP has gone full batshit crazy.", ">\n\nOh no I did not articulate myself correctly, I meant trump vs Desantis. I think democrats are failures but I want them to win", ">\n\nAh, thanks for the clarification. DeSatan is arguably worse, but either would be a disaster.", ">\n\n“The way I handle things”:\nIncompetently? Illegally? Clumsily? Or the usual: not at all?", ">\n\nI too look forward hearing about a scandal of some sort that suddenly appears around the time of the primaries that slows DeSantis' momentum.", ">\n\nDenial, projection, gaslighting?", ">\n\nTrump has - for lack of a better term - a trump card that I don't think the GOP can get away from. If he is not selected as the GOP nominee, he can simply run as an independent. No one in the GOP wants to run if Trump runs as an independent, because the vote will split and their name will be run through the muck for no reason.", ">\n\nIncompetently then.", ">\n\nAs much as I genuinely fear a desantis run/presidency, I really would like to see him and trump tear the Republican Party apart over pure ego.", ">\n\nCue the threatening calls and borderline violence threats to DeSantis - isn't that how Trump handles things? Like a mafia thug boss?", ">\n\nCheat- he means he'll cheat.", ">\n\nI half hope he is able to run, loses the gop nom and starts his maga party finally so the Dem easily wins. The other half hopes he's in jail soon.", ">\n\n“By pounding farts into my diaper, and watching more TV.”", ">\n\nHe'll sexually assault Desantis too?", ">\n\nBy shitting himself on national television and crying about how unfair everything is?", ">\n\nBest news Democrats have heard Since the start of 2022 :D", ">\n\nBy throwing a temper tantrum and incoherently rambling? Honestly, I hope these two destroy one another's credibility... more than has already happened of course. Trump is a goof, but Desantis legit scares me.", ">\n\nLie and then lose.", ">\n\nBy claiming it was rigged and his nomination was stolen before the voting even begins?", ">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?", ">\n\nPoorly?", ">\n\nIs that by losing, cheating, paying people off, or blackmailing people?", ">\n\nLike he handled Epstein?", ">\n\nTrump is acting like he's a wannabe gangster. Empty threats, lying, he'll call his wife ugly, put him down like someone with low self-esteem does, and use bully tactics. \nThis man is a loser and always has been if you look at the history of how he's run his businesses through massive fraud and presidency where he was only looking out for himself and those that could keep him in power.", ">\n\nSo youre going to send an angry mob to his house?", ">\n\nI honestly don't know who I would prefer to win this. Trump is probably more criminal and treasonous but he's less likely to win a general election whereas De Santis is less overtly criminal but smarter, just as hostile to effective government and more likely to win.", ">\n\nSo moaning and name calling?", ">\n\nMake up a stupid nickname and throw a hissy fit behind closed doors?", ">\n\nSo, lies, extortion and blackmail it is, then", ">\n\nSaw someone say Trump is gonna call him Ronda Santis 5 minutes into the debate and destroy his political career", ">\n\nTwo fascists going at each other?\nSign me up.", ">\n\nThrowing a fit about how everyone is so mean?", ">\n\nSo he'll handle it with fraud, intimdation, and threats of lawsuits?", ">\n\nI'm so over Trump at this point. Can he just go golf somewhere and leave us be?", ">\n\nWith utter incompetence?", ">\n\nRonnie wins the nom, Donnie cries stolen election, Donnie runs independent and splits the GOP vote, we’re spared from both crazies. This is how Donnie handles it.", ">\n\nHow he handles things? With a crime?" ]