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[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency)." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names...." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly." ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime" ]

[ "\"Ron 'Stupid Doodoo Head' DeSantis,\" and the Republican voters go, \"Well we can't vote for a Doodoo Head\" and that's that.", ">\n\nSaddest part is this is spot on.", ">\n\nThe saddest part is that it worked and got him elected- and is now a model some in the fascist conservative line are following.\nWhat scumbags do for money, and no law can stop them.", ">\n\nExactly. Trump created the mold, but Republicans will move on to someone just as shitty as long as they are \"winning\". Trump knows he is in trouble since he lost that edge. He still has a chance for the moment, but he's never really been a winner.\nPersonally I want him to stay in the game as long as possible. There is more chance of infighting if he still has a sizable base that thinks he can win in 2024.", ">\n\nI actually enjoyed the 15 rounds of voting McCarthy took to get himself elected speaker. Or specifically, I enjoyed the Republican infighting.", ">\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party. People who can't be trusted around minors, kitchens, or searching on the internet themselves are now the ones who are the power base for the GOP.", ">\n\n\nI didn't. Because now, you have fucksticks like MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and others that are literally where the power lies in the Republican party.\n\nTrue. For short time it was fun, for the long run its much harder to get rid of all these assholes now.", ">\n\nNope just two year to start, or less than a box of ammo(sarcasm for those upset)", ">\n\nGenuinely easy to forget that Trump is already a Presidential candidate.", ">\n\nI love the fact that the response to his announcing his 2024 run was a collective yawn. I can imagine his tiny little fists clenched in anger.", ">\n\nAnd his fast food thrown at the wall", ">\n\nHamberders you say?", ">\n\nHe only orders sliders to make his hands seem bigger", ">\n\nIneptly and then blame someone else.", ">\n\n\"Poorly\"\nSeriously, though, the most charitable reading of the statement is that he has no idea how he will handle that at the time but started the sentence before he knew how it would end.", ">\n\nWhat do you mean he doesn't know?\nCan't you remember how often he said he is an expert in every field imaginable?", ">\n\nHis uncle! Very smart man. Some say the most geniusest man ever. No one has ever seen anyone smarter before. Told him he was right up there with Einstein.", ">\n\nRead that as Epstein, and it somehow still made sense", ">\n\nI remember the stories about his beauty pageants.\nGoing backstage unannounced to gawk at women...some creepass shit", ">\n\nMiss Teen USA contestants too. Most of them were probably underage at the time.", ">\n\nTrump today on Desantis: “I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”", ">\n\nBy losing", ">\n\n“Get in, Loser, we’re going losing”", ">\n\nTrump will handle it by lying, cheating and stealing. But hopefully by the time the campaigns go into full swing Trump will be indicted on at least one off the many crimes he has committed before, during and after he was president .", ">\n\nGonna be honest, as a Floridian I hope the charges are held back just long enough to split the MAGA and DeSantis votes hard enough to sabotage the Republicans. Trump 100% will not sit out this election even if he fails to secure the nomination, and DeSantis is too high of a risk to go unchecked. Trump running 3rd party, at almost any level of support from his diehards, will deny DeSantis the presidency entirely.\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.", ">\n\n\nThis has the added benefit of getting DeSantis out of office 2 years early.\n\nHe doesn't have to give up the governorship to run; only if he wins.\nAnd last time I looked, he was trying to get a law passed so that he can be governor and president at the same time, so maybe not even then.", ">\n\nactually?? do you have a source for this? that is extremely troubling if true", ">\n\nLooking into this, it looks like it's a little weirder, less severe, and somehow even more partisan than the earlier headlines I had read.\nFlorida has a law that says if you run for office while holding office, you have to resign from your current office at the start of that new term, even if you don't win. That way, the appropriate changeovers and such can be put into place. It's had this law for a long time.\nExcept, back in 2008, they abolished that law so that (then Republican governor) Charlie Christ could run for vice president without giving up the governorship.\nThen after the race, the (GOP) Florida legislature re-enacted that law.\nNow that, once again, they have another Republican going for high office, they want to revoke that law again. No doubt temporarily. Because rules for thee, not for me.\nSorry for the confusion; that's on me for having only read the initial headlines and not followed up until now.", ">\n\ngot it. what's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies? might as well permanently abolish it without putting on the appearance", ">\n\n\nwhat's even the point of the law then if they temporarily remove it in situations where it applies?\n\nThe Florida legislature is now one of the most badly gerrymandered in the nation. The governor's election prior to this one was decided by less than half a percent, but the gerrymandering means that the GOP control of the legislature is secure even if they lose the governorship.\nBy leaving it a law, but overriding it each time, they can make it a law that prevents potential democratic governors from running, but which represents no impediment to GOP governors.", ">\n\nthanks for the explanation. love that.", ">\n\nGo broke, fail, and then spend years throwing temper tantrums about how it wasn’t his fault?", ">\n\nThe grifting life, blame those around you for doing the things that you do.", ">\n\nRudy's gonna do a press conference.", ">\n\nAt Four Seasons Total Landscaping: South Beach", ">\n\nIts called Two Seasons Total Landscaping because it doesnt get that cold there.", ">\n\nSo basically someone around him will be indicted and go to jail. Or another 12 investigations and a big waste of resources because he handles things like a criminal of which he is.", ">\n\nHe tried to violently overthrow the government and they’re just gonna let him run again. \nLet’s just normalize that then.", ">\n\nI hope he tries to overthrow the Republican Party this time around.", ">\n\nBy losing and then inciting violence against the winner?", ">\n\nSo a blitz of cheeseburgers, schoolyard nicknames, cheap taped together suits, pathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s, and massive corruption - as usual from the orange ghoul of floridian swamp magalogo tm", ">\n\n\npathetic intimidation 'techniques' that havent worked on anyone over age 10 since the 80s,\n\nLook, I think it's silly, too, but are we just pretending these techniques didn't partly vault him to the presidency and a cult-like following that that violently assaulted DC in an attempt to overturn the election?", ">\n\nDid Trump just threaten to pay Ron DeSantis for sex?", ">\n\nTrump always sounds like the shitty 1980’s mob boss he thinks he is.", ">\n\nHow is trump going to declare bankruptcy on DeSantis?", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nSo he will invent a funny name for him?", ">\n\nAlready came up with DeSanctimonious, not up to his usual standards.", ">\n\nMostly because it uses a word his base won’t understand.", ">\n\nI feel that's a word Trump himself doesn't understand.", ">\n\nYep - feels like it was brainstormed by his aides.", ">\n\nSo basically fuck everything up, set it all on fire, profit as much as possible and walk away and blame everyone else but himself.", ">\n\nGe talks like he's a mob boss. All he is in charge of is a group of mentally ill hillbillies.", ">\n\nBy calling him “Ron DeStupid”", ">\n\nHe’s gonna grab him by his ….. ?", ">\n\nWhite boots.\nYou were going to say, \"white boots\" right?", ">\n\nSecretly pay him off with funds from your charity?", ">\n\nSo, Ron DeSantis is going to fall down the stairs and get buried on a Trump golf course?", ">\n\nWith more documents hidden in the coffin.", ">\n\nThat should be fun to watch. A good old fashioned southern political cock fight! Yeah!", ">\n\nTrump is a yankee from Long Island. His popularity with Southerners is baffling.\nEdit - Queens. Thanks for the correction, below.", ">\n\nNearly everything about him is baffling. He should have been in jail years ago for any number of crimes in the business and political realms. Yet, he still waddles about among us. Just damn odd.", ">\n\nMoney. If you have it you are immune to most legal systems. \nEven if you don't HAVE money anymore, as long as you've embedded yourself in that system of the 1% you'll always be nearly untouchable.\nTrump is a horrible businessman, but he's very good at pretending he's awesome. Pretending he has money. Pretending he's smart. \nApparently, that's all you need to be 'successful' in business.", ">\n\nThrowing a tantrum and then threatening him with blackmail of some kind.", ">\n\nWhine and cry and then run to a foreign Dictator for help?", ">\n\nAs a progressive Democrat, this is music to my ears!", ">\n\njfc, if trump splits the vote, we could even get AoC elected.", ">\n\nLooks like she would just barely be old enough, but she would qualify! (AOC turns 35 in October 2024, the minimum age for presidency).", ">\n\nRepublicans proud of the garbage they have to choose from. Both complete idiots but a solid reflection of what the party has become.", ">\n\n\"I would like you to do us a favor.\" I hope the FBI is \"tapping his wires\" again. Cause he is continuing to commit crimes I'm sure.", ">\n\nLie about him call him names and pay Russia to trash him on social media. We all have seen that. Didn’t work in 2020", ">\n\nName calling, immaturity, being an asshole, and general embarrassing incompetence.", ">\n\nSo... he's gonna marry DeSantis, then neglect and abuse him?\nHe's going to let a novel virus run rampant through the nation because Ron sneezed so he must have it?\nHe's going to beg Daddy Vladdy for help?", ">\n\nLines a mob boss would say for $400 Alex!", ">\n\nBy suing him?", ">\n\nBeing petty, making shit up, suing, then throwing a baby tantrum when things don’t go his way.", ">\n\nHe will buy him off with money from Russia/China/Saudi Arabia?", ">\n\nDoesn’t trump live in Florida? Doesn’t maralago’s continued existence as a place of business depend on the cooperation of the Florida state government? Isn’t it possible that Florida might be pressured to extradite trump to face legal issues in Georgia at some point? With desantis retaliating against Disney for the slightest political pushback, I don’t see how Trump holds very many cards against desantis. \nAlso Florida, why do you treat yourself this way? Two despotic morons with insatiable political ambition, and no sense or system of moral or ethical restraint, and you’re cool with them, well squatting in trump’s case, and governing in desantis’. Look I know it can feel powerful or secure to be taken under the wing of a dragon, but it’s a goddamn dragon, and you’re gonna get eaten at its convenience. You don’t have to choose this system of abuse.", ">\n\nSo...poorly?", ">\n\nQue up the investigation, then.", ">\n\nBy grabbing?", ">\n\nHe’s going to stiff him on a lawyer/construction/casino/steak/university/vodka bill?", ">\n\nAs usual he’ll sample social media looking for something crazy negative and incorrect but has a certain ring to it and run with that.", ">\n\nDeSantis suddenly falls down a large flight of stairs.", ">\n\nWe’re talking about Trump, not Clinton", ">\n\nFat blowhard says he has INFO on everyone.\nI took that as a shot across the bow of DeSantis and I actually believe fat blowhard on this one.", ">\n\nWhat do you think he was doing in office for four years…probably gathering intel on his rivals, political and non political. He had access to CIA, FBI, DHS, SS, and more. He probably threw those govt top secret files out to make room for the new stacks of blackmail material he intends on using.", ">\n\n“DeSantis is gonna go tru some tings. “", ">\n\nthe fact that I'm still seeing trump quotes on the front page says more than I want it to", ">\n\nBy losing and then endlessly bitching about it? Seems to be the only way he \"handles\" things.", ">\n\nGot it. So he plans to fuck it up", ">\n\nSo he’s going to grab DeSantis by the pussy then pay him to spank his with a magazine ?", ">\n\nTrump was a man for his time, he capitalized on the racist, stupid, mean streak that came out as a backlash against Obama and really that was what he had going for him, the promise to his base to be nothing like Obama, and they are it up like it was ambrosia. \nBut that was all he could offer, racist, stupid, meanness; it was also something that the left had to stomach that their country was, and it galvanized the left to pick anyone other than Trump.\nNow Trump is trying to recapture his former glory and the moment has passed him by. He's still as racist, stupid and mean as ever but his party saw that his flavor of conservativism doesn't appeal to independents and he literally caused a trend that has held in modern politics to be nearly completely bucked in the midterms with the House being barely won by Republicans. \nThere are still his die-hard adherents but his messaging is now old-news, and people want something to believe in, what that is will be determined but one thing is for certain, 2023 will offer a vision into the climate trajectory 15 years or so down the road to give us an idea of just how fucked we are due to El Niño. In addition to climate, the economic shuffle that is being done to keep all the plates spinning looks like it will finally manifest as the wealthy choose to put their wealth into savings to reap the rewards of high interest while they wait for the market to crash once capital dries up for new investment. \nBut Trump, he's a man out of time now, he had his moment and thankfully it seems to have passed. Sadly DeSantis or Abbott seem to be the go-to's for the Republicans and both have nothing to offer except stupid, racist meanness, but with an Ivy league education.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nFail, then litigate that failure?", ">\n\nBy lying through his teeth and calling him names", ">\n\n“Poorly.”", ">\n\nIncompetently?", ">\n\nSo crudely, weakly, and with a high amount of corruption and incompetence?", ">\n\nBy grabbing it by the pussy?", ">\n\nOh this will be good.\nTwo racist oligarchs fighting it out.🍿🍿🍿", ">\n\nIs Ron DeSantis going to get raped?", ">\n\nI hear four seasons is already booked.", ">\n\nIt'll be all about how DeSantis came around begging Trump for help, 'oh please Mr President sir, can you help me the racist Marxists are over running our schools, please sir help me get reelected.' ad nauseum.", ">\n\nSo I guess this means that he’s going to have Desantis whacked?", ">\n\nWhich means he has shit on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo name calling and blatant lies. \n​\nThis will be better than the super bowl.", ">\n\nI bet he handles this with \"Crime\"", ">\n\nI bet you’re right.", ">\n\nBy never winning popular vote?", ">\n\nIncoherent nonsense on Twitter?", ">\n\nSo, does this mean he's going to declare bankruptcy if DeSantis runs against him?", ">\n\n…Illegally", ">\n\nLet them fight", ">\n\nThrow a public fit, call names, do some illegal shit, get caught, throw public fit, call names....", ">\n\nOh god, he’s gonna rape DeSantis", ">\n\nSounds like the lead up to the funniest GOP sex scandal", ">\n\nI’ll take anything that might hurt DeSantis", ">\n\nSo he's going to cry about it, blame fake news, say it's Russia and China (because he attacks people with the things he himself does), then demand the release of Desantis' e-mails? \nDoes that about sum it up?", ">\n\nConspire with a foreign government to get dirt on him?", ">\n\nSo he means lie, cheat, blackmail and violence.", ">\n\nA bruising primary and Trump undermining the victor if he doesn’t win. Hopefully, Trump will set up a third party so he can grift more and run some allies down the ticket and split the vote.", ">\n\nBy lying, whining and being a victim?", ">\n\nTrump is gonna call Desantis names then cry he’s being treated unfairly and no ones ever had it as hard as him.\nGuaranteed.", ">\n\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things'\n\nShit-Show. Got it.", ">\n\nOhh, he’s proll’y got kompromat on DeSantis", ">\n\nSo angry mob of MAGA morons and blackmail?", ">\n\nSooo middle school level name calling, no actual talk about policy, then claiming his opponent cheated while doing every shady thing he can to tilt things in his favor?", ">\n\nSo...\nCome up with a stupid nickname and say mean things about his wife.\nSounds solid.", ">\n\nSo, blackmail?", ">\n\nWhich means that DeSantis will be his VP - and that'll be an INCREDIBLY powerful ticket for the Conservative base.\nTrump gives him all of the power, like he offered Pence, which DeSantis will be fine with.\nThen DeSantis uses his incumbent boost to coast to the Presidency in 2028/2032.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nPoorly?", ">\n\nSo basically both men’s campaigns are doomed.", ">\n\nBy losing? Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️", ">\n\nHow I see this:\nDesantis gets the 2024 bid\nTrump runs as an independent\nEffectively splitting the Republican Party", ">\n\nThis means ; accusing his opponent of crimes , lying about him, insulting him and his family, questioning the loyalty of republicans who support him, speculating about criminal measures against him, and making fun of him at rallies.", ">\n\n\"Nice reputation you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.\"\n— Trump, probably", ">\n\npoorly and misguided", ">\n\nSo lots of lies, distortions, misdirection, whataboutism and mind numbing name calling?", ">\n\nIllegally?", ">\n\nScreaming and flinging handfuls of orange dung?", ">\n\nTo finish the quote - ‘ by losing’", ">\n\nI think it might be fun to end all of his sentences with \"from prison.\"", ">\n\nHe’ll handle it by losing. That’s how he handles things.", ">\n\nWith name calling, and temper tantrums?", ">\n\nHe’s gonna handle it is code for: He’s gonna grab Ron Desantis by the pussy.", ">\n\nLie cheat steal and call fraud. Say he lies cheats and steals when you lose. Then he loses.", ">\n\nHe is going to file for bankruptcy? Look at an eclipse? stick toilet paper to his shoe? Marry a younger underwear model? Not sure how any of those things that he does will help.", ">\n\nBy pouting, saying he cheated, calling him unamerican, saying his dad was pals with terrorists, his wife is a 3 or 4 tops, you wouldn’t believe what investigators are finding, he’s also not a conservative, eats babies, loves to throw hissy fits, wanted support- called begging for support. I never said he was a rapist, but that’s what a lot of people are saying. And then give out Ron’s private phone number. \nIt’s all in his book the art of the steal.", ">\n\nBy having an infantile meltdown on social media then inciting the idiot brigade to violence?", ">\n\n'We'll handle that the way I handle things' \nOK you mean not well and without a plan?", ">\n\nThrough endless litigation?", ">\n\nPoorly. While eating a Big Mac in the toilet", ">\n\nSounds like DeSantis about to “go through some things”", ">\n\nis Trump gonna rape DeSantis then call him too ugly?", ">\n\nAide: Sir DeSantis is polling well in all our battleground states!\nTrump: You're fired. shits pants", ">\n\nRon DeSanctimonious vs Donald Dump. I hope they go at each other viciously. It can only help the world to have these 2 trash each other regularly.", ">\n\n\"We'll handle that the way I handle things\"\nYou mean take a colossal L like you always do?", ">\n\nthe secret ingredient, is crime", ">\n\n\"Poor stupid little Rhonda Santis.. he looks like a PEZ dispenser folks, OK? and he stands like this (does bad impression) .. and a lot of people are saying that he likes the fellas, probably more than a few of them, and what he is doing with the fellas is bad, very bad and disgraceful.. disgraceful like no one has ever seen before, OK?!\"" ]