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  > <BalkanEmperorGlaug> Another flight attendant's comment on a
 
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  > less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain
 
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  > seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
 
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  > <Schroe[Sleepies]> On my first flight ever, the captain came
 
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  > on over the intercom -
 
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  > <Schroe[Sleepies]> "We aren't really a flight crew ... but we
 
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  > did stay at a Holiday Inn Express!"
 
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  > <mike> :P
 
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  > <mike> i wanna be a pilot
 
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  > <mike> then i can come over the intercom, "What's this button
 
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  > do...OH FUCKING SHIT!!"
 
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  > <mike> then after panic ensues, "Just kidding!"
 
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  > <Glaug-Eldare> "The weather at our destination is 50 degrees
 
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  > with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed
 
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  > before we arrive."
 
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  > <Glaug-Eldare> Then you can get fired!
 
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  > <Glaug-Eldare> =D
 
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  > <mike> then i can get a job that's on the ground!
 
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  > <Glaug-Eldare> And throw wrenches at planes' windows while
 
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  > they're taking off?
 
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  > <mike> i was thinking more along the lines of programming
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  > <BalkanEmperorGlaug> Another flight attendant's comment on a
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  > less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain
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  > seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
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  > <Schroe[Sleepies]> On my first flight ever, the captain came
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  > on over the intercom -
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  > <Schroe[Sleepies]> "We aren't really a flight crew ... but we
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  > did stay at a Holiday Inn Express!"
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  > <mike> :P
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  > <mike> i wanna be a pilot
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  > <mike> then i can come over the intercom, "What's this button
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  > do...OH FUCKING SHIT!!"
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  > <mike> then after panic ensues, "Just kidding!"
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  > <Glaug-Eldare> "The weather at our destination is 50 degrees
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  > with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed
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  > before we arrive."
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  > <Glaug-Eldare> Then you can get fired!
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  > <Glaug-Eldare> =D
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  > <mike> then i can get a job that's on the ground!
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  > <Glaug-Eldare> And throw wrenches at planes' windows while
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  > they're taking off?
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  > <mike> i was thinking more along the lines of programming
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