UR-FUNNY-v2/dev.tsv

id	text	label	dimension
24	come on you have dictators ruling the world population is growing by millions there's no more fish in the sea the north pole is melting and as the last ted prize winner said we're all becoming fat	 humorous	speaking style
25	oh all right	 humorous	speaking style
26	then when the photo left the frame was still there	 humorous	speaking style
27	so he went to the church of nativity and brought back an old ladder that was so old that it could have seen jesus being born	 humorous	speaking style
29	oh that guy just moved	 humorous	speaking style
30	and the photos kept traveling even without us	 humorous	speaking style
31	so now my wish is i wish for you to stand up for what you care about by participating in a global art project and together we'll turn the world inside out	 humorous	speaking style
32	i was doing graffiti writing my name everywhere using the city as a canvas	 serious	speaking style
33	and i framed it with color so you would not confuse it with advertising	 serious	speaking style
35	it was the only one i had at that time	 serious	speaking style
36	and we go from thug images who've been stolen and distorted by the media who's now proudly taking over his own image	 serious	speaking style
38	we called the project face face	 serious	speaking style
39	when we did the wall we did the palestinian side	 serious	speaking style
98	but perhaps my old friend lyndon johnson might have put it in less noble fashion better to have your enemies inside the tent out than outside the tent in	 humorous	speaking style
99	for in the months leading up to my selection like many young people i'd been active in the anti vietnam war movement and had written an article against lyndon johnson which unfortunately came out in the new republic two days after the dance in the white house	 humorous	speaking style
100	but they were great nonetheless	 humorous	speaking style
101	and then he said you remind me of my mother	 humorous	speaking style
103	because at first i'd be so excited i would blurt out the dodgers won or the dodgers lost which took much of the drama of this two hour telling away	 humorous	speaking style
104	but as i left that night i was certain that somehow i'd traded the life of my everlasting soul for this one night with roy campanella	 humorous	speaking style
109	no schooling was possible for him except a few weeks here a few weeks there	 serious	speaking style
110	literature allowed him to transcend his surroundings	 serious	speaking style
112	he was so depressed that friends worried he was suicidal	 serious	speaking style
113	everyone is broken by life ernest hemingway once said but some people are stronger in the broken places	 serious	speaking style
117	he was stunned	 serious	speaking style
178	that would be like getting hungry at night and having to flip through the whole phone book from cover to cover pausing at every line just to find the nearest pizza joint	 humorous	speaking style
181	and all of this while sitting on the toilet	 humorous	speaking style
182	isn't that mind blowing i bet you will never look at that black truffle again without thinking of its genes	 humorous	speaking style
183	most of us may not yet be diagnosing genetic conditions in our kitchen sinks or doing at home paternity testing	 humorous	speaking style
184	it is in our to be curious	 humorous	speaking style
186	they can jump right into the pen and swab their noses and mouths with a little filter paper place that little filter paper in a tiny tube and mix it with some chemicals that will extract genetic material from their noses and mouths	 serious	speaking style
187	even bacteria and some viruses have too	 serious	speaking style
188	well several companies around the world are working on making this same technology accessible to everyday people like the pig farmer like you	 serious	speaking style
189	truffles are this delicacy that stems from a fungus growing on the roots of living trees	 serious	speaking style
190	ian decided to move his lab into sierra leone	 serious	speaking style
191	when astronauts live aboard the international space station they're orbiting the planet miles high	 serious	speaking style
284	maybe the banking career puts you on the cutting edge of new forms of financial manipulation	 humorous	speaking style
286	i am for chocolate donuts	 humorous	speaking style
287	hard choices seem to be occasions for agonizing hand wringing the gnashing of teeth	 serious	speaking style
288	we shouldn't think that all hard choices are big	 serious	speaking style
351	and hamlet	 humorous	speaking style
355	and then when he's finished with ophelia he turns on his mum because basically she has the audacity to fall in love with his uncle and enjoy sex	 humorous	speaking style
356	when a woman writes about doing it it's an unfortunate genetic disposition	 humorous	speaking style
358	the current head of the paris said recently it takes great physical strength to conduct a symphony and women are too weak	 humorous	speaking style
359	i graduated from university to become a theater director and that progress is entirely to do with the fact that people i'll never meet fought for women to have rights get the vote get education have progress	 serious	speaking style
361	i think it's a little girl	 serious	speaking style
362	but unfortunately the have found out and they're catching up and they've got sirens and they've got their guns they've got the loud it's terribly frightening and they're closing up on the children and the children are never going to make it	 serious	speaking style
363	and this is common	 serious	speaking style
364	let me talk about hamlet	 serious	speaking style
528	when i met harriet in person the next year at the ted conference she'd gone online and ordered our own happy t shirts	 humorous	speaking style
529	probably in a few years you'll look in your mirror and it'll be diagnosing you	 humorous	speaking style
532	but if you think about it if you have a lily pad and it just divided every single day two four eight sixteen in days you'd have	 serious	speaking style
535	i don't know if i'd try that but it's available	 serious	speaking style
572	and i would bring people to the lab and i would put their finger in it and i would crunch it a little bit	 humorous	speaking style
575	and this is particularly interesting because mit doesn't have an honor code	 humorous	speaking style
576	but when he actually had a university of pittsburgh sweatshirt cheating went down	 humorous	speaking style
577	now you must have all taken a band aid off at some point and you must have wondered what's the right approach	 serious	speaking style
579	it turns out it would have been better to start with my face which was much more painful and move toward my legs giving me a trend of improvement over time that would have been also less painful	 serious	speaking style
580	so my interest in cheating started when enron came on the scene exploded all of a sudden and i started thinking about what is happening here	 serious	speaking style
592	so this guy like was forced to see it every day	 humorous	speaking style
593	in every work that i create i write messages with my style of a mix of calligraphy and graffiti	 serious	speaking style
800	this is south los angeles	 humorous	speaking style
802	plus you get strawberries	 humorous	speaking style
803	if kids grow kale kids eat kale	 humorous	speaking style
804	the funny thing about sustainability you have to sustain it	 humorous	speaking style
806	so what i did i planted a food forest in front of my house	 serious	speaking style
807	and this is how i decided to maintain it	 serious	speaking style
808	my councilman even called in and said how they endorse and love what we're doing	 serious	speaking style
810	we were walking with him holding onto my shoulder i miscalculated how much space there was between us and i knocked him into a gate	 humorous	speaking style
811	and to this day he says that i was the coach who left the most important mark on his career	 humorous	speaking style
812	when i looked up two guys were seated three were lying down and others were squatting	 humorous	speaking style
813	i was slightly afraid to ask what type of miracles he meant and he replied nonchalantly coach let me take the team to the church and when we return i guarantee that half of them will be able to see	 humorous	speaking style
814	besides let me make this clear if we go to that church and i end up being able to see when we return i will beat you so hard if i can't play tomorrow	 humorous	speaking style
815	fortunately there were no gates along the way	 humorous	speaking style
816	the blind who attended the institute would play their games there just like i did at a field near my house	 serious	speaking style
817	i put it on and tried to play	 serious	speaking style
818	so we started looking for volunteers to help us run with them	 serious	speaking style
819	we would have to train differently	 serious	speaking style
820	in fact they would let us use the field only when no other teams were using it	 serious	speaking style
821	we were growing as a team	 serious	speaking style
985	i would add nobody gets out alive	 humorous	speaking style
986	one is icing and simmering which are great stalling tactics that offer a kind of holding pattern that emphasizes the undefined nature of a relationship but at the same time gives you enough of a comforting consistency and enough freedom of the undefined boundaries	 humorous	speaking style
987	and is basically you disappear from this massa of texts on the spot and you don't have to deal with the pain that you inflict on another because you're making it invisible even to yourself	 humorous	speaking style
989	we went from a production economy to a service economy	 humorous	speaking style
991	i study the brain	 serious	speaking style
993	fourteen million or more people have now taken the questionnaire and i've been able to watch who's naturally drawn to whom	 serious	speaking style
996	americans think that this is reckless	 serious	speaking style
998	the double income family was the rule	 serious	speaking style
1002	i thought every seven went through this	 humorous	speaking style
1003	it's a stretch of beach we know so well	 serious	speaking style
1004	all right there's this episode of star trek	 humorous	speaking style
1005	but then we listen to the other percent of our stuff recorded	 serious	speaking style
1106	in spite of my man hat crocheted from plastic shopping bags they shook my hand	 humorous	speaking style
1107	only we humans make waste that nature can't digest	 serious	speaking style
1304	so when i was a child i don't know how many of you grew up in the but i was sent upstairs for an enforced rest	 humorous	speaking style
1305	it isn't some cultic thing	 humorous	speaking style
1309	so imagine we're in the middle of america	 serious	speaking style
1311	you can see i don't do much	 serious	speaking style
1532	so here is a typical stud wall an architectural construction and this is a section of our proposal for a meat house where you can see we use fatty cells as insulation for dealing with wind loads and muscles for the doors and windows	 humorous	speaking style
1533	as an architect i have to confront something like this	 serious	speaking style
1534	she was always saying things that made me stop and think like time may be a great healer but it ain't no beauty specialist	 humorous	speaking style
1537	the first thing i learned that day was that i never ever wanted to work that hard again	 humorous	speaking style
1539	so we went over into michael's garage his dad had all kinds of stuff and we put a pipe in the vice there and screwed a cap on the end of the pipe drilled a hole in the back of the pipe took some of our firecrackers pulled out the fuses tied them together put them in the back there and down in that hole and then stuffed some of our gunpowder down that pipe and put three ball bearings on the top in the garage	 humorous	speaking style
1540	two of them landed in the side door of his new citroen	 humorous	speaking style
1541	we said well what are you going to do with it they said we're going to melt it down and make rocket fuel	 humorous	speaking style
1543	one two three four	 serious	speaking style
1544	i'd go up and learn these old songs from her	 serious	speaking style
1547	hey hey hey hey	 serious	speaking style
1548	this is ralph stanley	 serious	speaking style
1550	just a few of them but maybe you'll get just a little hint of some of these folks	 serious	speaking style
1551	and he lived in that house that his great grandfather had built	 serious	speaking style
1553	i even went to the miss deaf america contest in nashville tennessee where people complained about that slurry southern signing	 humorous	speaking style
1554	and his mother told me this story of coming home one day and he went to college nearby and she said i saw that car which you can always recognize in the parking lot of a bar she said	 humorous	speaking style
1555	and when i see the way they're intersecting in conditions like the three i've just described i sometimes think it's like those moments in grand opera when the hero realizes he loves the heroine at the exact moment that she lies expiring on a divan	 humorous	speaking style
1557	and when i asked the pediatrician what had been going on she said she thought in the morning he had probably had a cramp	 humorous	speaking style
1559	and when she said it it made me anxious	 serious	speaking style
1560	i had thought of deafness entirely as an illness	 serious	speaking style
1561	she was facing the question of what to do with this child	 serious	speaking style
1562	those straight parents often want them to function in what they think of as the mainstream world and those gay people have to discover identity later on	 serious	speaking style
1563	and while some of them can be difficult there's no attempt to cure them	 serious	speaking style
1925	so it was a little discouraging to the students	 humorous	speaking style
1927	and actually like nick i brought samples	 humorous	speaking style
1928	they're fully functional field tested ready to roll out	 humorous	speaking style
1929	and this is about the most exciting thing in my life right now which is perhaps a sad commentary on my life	 humorous	speaking style
1931	and we're a pretty small staff which is me	 humorous	speaking style
1933	so the rains come they go down the rivers and the flooding happens	 serious	speaking style
1934	so not surprisingly there's a lot of effort that's been done to look at alternative cooking fuels	 serious	speaking style
1935	you see these all over haiti as well	 serious	speaking style
1936	so over the next couple of years students and i worked to develop a process	 serious	speaking style
1938	it's cow dung	 serious	speaking style
1939	and what we could use as a binder was actually small amounts of cow manure which they used ordinarily for their fuel	 serious	speaking style
2030	in france where independent thinking is not necessarily promoted	 humorous	speaking style
2031	and for motivation we used what i think is the most powerful pharmacology of switzerland fine swiss chocolate	 humorous	speaking style
2032	it was just at the end of a regular day of work with the foundation	 serious	speaking style
2033	and for this purpose we placed two on opposite sides of the body	 serious	speaking style
2052	you have these different fabulous owners and their different cars different prices different locations	 humorous	speaking style
2053	lets people rent out their own cars to their friends and neighbors	 serious	speaking style
2057	you don't have to believe in a god per se just in being jewish	 humorous	speaking style
2058	and his grandfather who was a wise man said oh so you belong to the atheist branch of the hindu tradition	 humorous	speaking style
2059	what i want to persuade you of today is of a very simple claim which is that these debates are in a certain sense preposterous because there is no such thing as religion about which to make these claims	 serious	speaking style
2060	in his book on primitive culture he says the heart of religion is what he called animism that is the belief in spiritual agency belief in spirits	 serious	speaking style
2136	so that overmatched capability creates problems catastrophic successes the white house calls them	 humorous	speaking style
2137	so we say area denial anti access asymmetrical strategies and their eyes glaze over	 humorous	speaking style
2139	i don't know the million man swim	 humorous	speaking style
2140	a banana peel on the tarmac	 humorous	speaking style
2141	and that poor country runs off that ledge does that cartoon thing and then drops	 humorous	speaking style
2142	and let's call this red line i don't know mission accomplished	 humorous	speaking style
2143	they can put it in an envelope and mail it to you and then say in no uncertain terms please cut that out	 humorous	speaking style
2144	it will cost you billion dollars	 humorous	speaking style
2147	i'm not talking about the difference between reality and desire which i can do because i'm not inside the beltway	 humorous	speaking style
2151	for eight years after screwing up the relationship on day one inauguration day with gays in the military which was deft	 humorous	speaking style
2152	it's like the guy who goes to the doctor and says doctor it hurts when i do this	 humorous	speaking style
2155	now we've got a home game and an away game	 humorous	speaking style
2158	leviathan traditional partners they all look like the brits and their former colonies	 humorous	speaking style
2159	i like them young male unmarried slightly pissed off	 humorous	speaking style
2160	so yes it begins inside the pentagon but over time it's going to cross that river	 humorous	speaking style
2161	who gets custody of the kids this is where the marines in the audience get kind of tense	 humorous	speaking style
2164	we did it so fast we weren't prepared for their collapse	 serious	speaking style
2165	you have to access coalition partners	 serious	speaking style
2167	but it's not a perfect world and your administration isn't getting us any closer	 serious	speaking style
2169	i think we have an unparalleled capacity to wage war	 serious	speaking style
2173	they said you're that powerful you can resurrect this country	 serious	speaking style
2174	check out their agenda since	 serious	speaking style
2175	you've got to track coalition partners	 serious	speaking style
2176	it's not our system of governance	 serious	speaking style
2177	it makes me very popular as well	 serious	speaking style
2182	that force is the force that never comes home does most of your work	 serious	speaking style
2184	and you've got to wage war here in such a way to facilitate that	 serious	speaking style
2396	so we sucked up	 humorous	speaking style
2510	and i said i'm learning	 humorous	speaking style
2512	i started to worry about the fact that a lot of people don't get their portraits painted anymore and they're amazing people and we want to deliver them to future generations	 serious	speaking style
2695	he was not just a scientist he had a in molecular biology	 humorous	speaking style
2696	the first one judge lourie made up his own novel biological theory totally wrong	 humorous	speaking style
2697	also in the room were three leaders of the human genome project including the co discoverer of himself james watson who had submitted a brief to the court where he referred to gene patenting as lunacy	 humorous	speaking style
2698	and in one of my absolutely favorite moments justice sotomayor proclaimed isolated to be just nature sitting there	 humorous	speaking style
2699	i opened it up to find a small stuffed animal	 humorous	speaking style
2700	i explained to chris that i was feeling a little bit stuck	 serious	speaking style
2703	allowing patent holders often private companies to lock up stretches of the human genome was harming patients	 serious	speaking style
2704	gene patents clearly were a problem and were harming patients	 serious	speaking style
2705	as we delved into this issue we traveled all over the country to speak with many different experts scientists medical professionals lawyers patent lawyers	 serious	speaking style
2762	okay now this gives one a little pause	 humorous	speaking style
2764	but more likely is this	 humorous	speaking style
2765	so what we've done is i've started to do pet scans of everybody in the family	 humorous	speaking style
2766	so that's my talk	 humorous	speaking style
2767	and so this would be the typical talk i would give	 serious	speaking style
2768	so i've looked at about of these	 serious	speaking style
2769	you get different kinds of psychopaths	 serious	speaking style
2770	and there is a variant of this gene that is in the normal population	 serious	speaking style
2771	but for a son he can only get the x chromosome from his mother	 serious	speaking style
2796	so by now my talk is already words long and i feel like i should stop here	 humorous	speaking style
2798	let me now turn to the last project which involves the national beverage of scotland	 humorous	speaking style
2799	and now let's set that on fire	 humorous	speaking style
2800	if you look at science on one hand science is a very rational approach to its surroundings whereas art on the other hand is usually an emotional approach to its surroundings	 serious	speaking style
2802	i agree it looks pretty amazing	 serious	speaking style
2803	now i've got a live demonstration over here to show this to you	 serious	speaking style
2940	and there's few things more thrilling than playing a song for the first time in front of an audience especially when it's half finished	 humorous	speaking style
2941	and i'm going to demonstrate for you	 humorous	speaking style
2943	because although i've used scientific terms in songs it's very difficult sometimes to make them lyrical	 serious	speaking style
2944	all right	 serious	speaking style
3032	i don't know where she read that publication	 humorous	speaking style
3033	i was a black angry woman	 humorous	speaking style
3034	and i thought her definition of empowerment was very strange	 humorous	speaking style
3037	apparently white men have a problem finding the clitoris	 humorous	speaking style
3041	he was looking for a heart attack that's what i say	 serious	speaking style
3042	stay away from it	 serious	speaking style
3043	she put us in a car and we drove for hours and ended up in a bush in a remote area in gambia	 serious	speaking style
3044	i don't know what's going on	 serious	speaking style
3045	she took hold of what i now know to be my clitoris she took that rusty knife and started cutting away inch by inch	 serious	speaking style
3092	massive attack most people cannot play them that way	 humorous	speaking style
3093	she was peeling this palm frond apart these little threads off of it and she'd roll the threads together and make little thicker threads like strings and she would weave the strings together and as the materiality of this exact very bag formed before my eyes over those three days the materiality of the way the world works of reality kind of started to unravel in my mind because i realized that this bag and these clothes and the trampoline you have at home and the pencil everything you have is made out of either a tree or a rock or something we dug out of the ground and did some process to maybe a more complicated one but still everything was made that way	 serious	speaking style
3094	i was at mit media lab and i was studying the maker movement and makers and creativity	 serious	speaking style
3097	i'm going to give you some building blocks and they're cactus building blocks so it's totally legit	 serious	speaking style
3150	mather i just have to get through the initial days where i don't get eliminated	 humorous	speaking style
3151	i like it	 humorous	speaking style
3152	i've explored experienced and experimented enterprise and capitalism to my heart's content	 serious	speaking style
3153	the service which grew out of this dial for ambulance with one ambulance in now has a hundred plus ambulances in three states and has transported over patients and victims since inception	 serious	speaking style
3274	i see a lot of very blank faces	 humorous	speaking style
3276	and before we know it right we're anxious about feeling anxious	 humorous	speaking style
3278	every time i sort of pushed one down another one would pop back up again	 serious	speaking style
3279	so i quit my degree i headed off to the himalayas i became a monk and i started studying meditation	 serious	speaking style
3293	now hand your unlocked phone to the person on your left	 humorous	speaking style
3299	let me read you his review	 humorous	speaking style
3302	so i invite him out for a beer and he tells me all about his passion for making a difference in the world	 serious	speaking style
3308	now here's a discovery we made just last week	 serious	speaking style
3364	i first heard this when i was a kid and i loved it but i had no idea what it meant	 humorous	speaking style
3365	lies	 humorous	speaking style
3367	i was in charge of the four which is good because four can't play sports and neither can i	 humorous	speaking style
3369	i wanted to live and cross over into that fictional world which is i would always just open people's closet doors	 humorous	speaking style
3371	and that's what he did	 humorous	speaking style
3372	and i realized that the stories that i was telling were real in this way that was familiar to me and really exciting	 serious	speaking style
3374	it's why in two days people will be descending on dublin to take the walking tour of and see everything that happened in ulysses even though none of that happened	 serious	speaking style
3375	pastel	 serious	speaking style
3376	it's this little bit of fiction that's colonized the real world	 serious	speaking style
3377	right it's when an actor will turn to the audience and say i am an actor these are just rafters	 serious	speaking style
3378	nico hello this is nico	 serious	speaking style
3379	i actually got nico i hadn't heard from in months and he just left a message two days ago	 serious	speaking style
3408	radio	 humorous	speaking style
3411	courage according to churchill is the ability to go from one defeat to another without losing enthusiasm	 humorous	speaking style
3412	the most important thing is to be a mensch	 humorous	speaking style
3413	he surrounded himself with an entourage of young unknown scholars like martin and shai and franz kafka and he paid each one of them a monthly salary so that they could write in peace	 serious	speaking style
3414	and this is the great team that helped us make it happen	 serious	speaking style
3415	and became one of the first massive open online courses although seven years ago we had no idea that what we were doing is called	 serious	speaking style
3417	i never worked harder on anything never been challenged to this degree	 serious	speaking style
3515	it also led them to read shorter books	 humorous	speaking style
3517	in many theme parks you can pay extra to jump to the head of the line	 serious	speaking style
3530	and guess what you don't have to bring any quarters because the washer and dryer are free	 humorous	speaking style
3531	i asked crystal the price of the cookie that i had selected and she said three dollars	 humorous	speaking style
3533	the weeks before the dance the house is in a flurry and i don't know who's more excited the staff or the kids	 humorous	speaking style
3534	over the years i've convinced him to shuttle those sweet furry beasts up to hang out with our sick kids from time to time	 serious	speaking style
3535	the lights on the ward were fluorescent and too bright	 serious	speaking style
3536	rather than the bright noisy quarters of the hospital their rooms are calm and comfortable with actual living spaces for the families a sanctuary of gardens and a wonderful outdoor playground with special structures for children with physical limitations	 serious	speaking style
3537	he went on hikes with his parents	 serious	speaking style
3538	i'm jewish but i'm jewish in the same way the olive garden is italian	 humorous	speaking style
3539	thank you for that reaction	 humorous	speaking style
3540	because living so was killing me	 humorous	speaking style
3541	and you can see there they're shopping with their helmets	 humorous	speaking style
3542	it was like something out of	 humorous	speaking style
3543	there's trains and planes and cars and bill o'reilly he's very noisy	 humorous	speaking style
3544	and you can almost trick yourself into thinking you're eating doritos	 humorous	speaking style
3545	and this was an amazing year	 serious	speaking style
3546	this was no small feat because if you listen to dermatologists they say that you should have a shot glass full of sunscreen	 serious	speaking style
3547	so that took a lot of time	 serious	speaking style
3548	my cholesterol went down i lost weight my wife stopped telling me that i looked pregnant	 serious	speaking style
3549	so they think it's actually very deadly	 serious	speaking style
3550	and the second point i want to make the final point is that and it's actually been a theme of that joy is so important to your health that very few of these behaviors will stick with me unless there's some sense of pleasure and joy in them	 serious	speaking style
3551	so thank you very much	 serious	speaking style
3578	and then because you've felt that satisfaction you're less motivated to do the actual hard work necessary	 humorous	speaking style
3581	peter wrote a whole book about this and in he did some new tests that were published	 serious	speaking style
3736	no i don't do that i'm a who is someone who pretends to be a real magician	 humorous	speaking style
3737	for example when i walked up here and i took the microphone from the stand and switched it on you assumed this was a microphone which it is not	 humorous	speaking style
3739	these are not glasses these are empty frames	 humorous	speaking style
3740	well it's not that great a convenience	 humorous	speaking style
3741	now to my innocent mind dead implies incapable of communicating	 humorous	speaking style
3742	but it is a cruel vicious absolutely i'll be all right keep your seats game that these people play	 humorous	speaking style
3745	you see these folks on television they never call anybody back from hell	 humorous	speaking style
3748	i just ingested six and a half days worth of sleeping pills	 humorous	speaking style
3752	he forgot to take his pill	 humorous	speaking style
3753	i will take enough of these	 serious	speaking style
3755	now i have two questions i would like to ask these people if i had the opportunity to do so	 serious	speaking style
3756	and i love you and i'll always be with you	 serious	speaking style
3761	you can tell it's her	 serious	speaking style
3762	she did this on the larry king live show on cnn six and a half years ago	 serious	speaking style
3763	they need to be stopped because this is a cruel farce	 serious	speaking style
3764	you've heard of it	 serious	speaking style
3765	they might some place out there	 serious	speaking style
3767	largely it's the media who are to blame for this sort of thing	 serious	speaking style
3768	go in there and look at the archives and you will begin to understand much more of what i've been talking about today	 serious	speaking style
3769	we're waiting for the psychics to come forth and snap at it	 serious	speaking style
3820	i thought what a great way to get to school	 humorous	speaking style
3821	so that's an asset because if you've got to deal with the crash protection issues of the automobile forget it you're never going to fly it	 humorous	speaking style
3822	it's often been described because of its fragile nature and its complexity as a series of parts a large number of parts flying in formation	 humorous	speaking style
3823	and the adage that i'm referring to that applied at that time was that nothing comes down faster than a aircraft upside down	 humorous	speaking style
3824	the parachutes are there hopefully more for psychological than real reasons but they will be an ultimate backup if it comes to that	 humorous	speaking style
3825	but you better be the first one out of town as the real estate values go to hell	 humorous	speaking style
3826	and they've actually issued a pilot's license a pilot's license for this type of aircraft	 serious	speaking style
3827	i only get to fly this vehicle occasionally and only when i can persuade my stockholders to let me do so but it's still one of those wonderful experiences that reward you for all that time	 serious	speaking style
3829	as that disappeared we came in with highways	 serious	speaking style
3831	unbeknownst to many of you the highway in the sky that i'm talking about here has been under construction for years	 serious	speaking style
3984	here's a time lapse of one of the time lapse units being made	 humorous	speaking style
3985	specifically i as a person who's been a professional nature photographer my whole adult life am firmly of the belief that photography video film have tremendous powers for helping us understand and shape the way we think about nature and about ourselves in relationship to nature	 serious	speaking style
4109	wherever he went at every stall he stopped he was closely followed by a devoted smiling woman of indescribable ugliness	 humorous	speaking style
4110	after her name written in brackets was the apt description horse face	 humorous	speaking style
4113	so bright guy could be wrong on that one i don't know	 humorous	speaking style
4114	with artificial intelligence not only have they not created artificial intelligence they haven't yet created artificial stupidity	 humorous	speaking style
4115	in fact if you look really closely at stuff if you look at the basic of matter there isn't anything there	 serious	speaking style
4117	i don't know if you know this	 serious	speaking style
4118	but every cell in your body is replaced at some point	 serious	speaking style
4120	radio waves	 serious	speaking style
4149	and then also there he had a choice	 humorous	speaking style
4153	they don't speak the same language	 serious	speaking style
4192	the historian thomas carlyle considered muhammad one of the world's greatest heroes yet even he called the koran as reading as i ever undertook a wearisome confused jumble	 humorous	speaking style
4193	yet the fact that so few people do actually read the koran is precisely why it's so easy to quote that is to misquote	 humorous	speaking style
4194	i knew enough that is to know that i'd be a tourist in the koran an informed one an experienced one even but still an outsider an agnostic jew reading someone else's holy book	 humorous	speaking style
4195	god himself was utterly familiar from his earlier manifestation as yahweh jealously insisting on no other gods	 serious	speaking style
4196	the arabic has an incantatory almost hypnotic quality that begs to be heard rather than read felt more than analyzed	 serious	speaking style
4197	it's gardens watered by running streams	 serious	speaking style
4200	because i'm thinking if i'm gay and i'm doing something that's going to destroy civilization i need to figure out what this stuff is and i need to stop doing it right now	 humorous	speaking style
4202	and after i'm done cooking and cleaning and standing in line and getting stuck in traffic my partner and i we get together and we decide that we're gonna go and have some wild and crazy fun	 humorous	speaking style
4203	how many people out there are in love anyone in love out there you might be gay	 humorous	speaking style
4204	i've been to all of the functions i've been to fundraisers i've written about the topic and i have yet to receive my copy of this gay agenda	 humorous	speaking style
4207	not the drag queen part i am not shaving my hair for anyone but the gay part	 serious	speaking style
4208	i remember that scene like it was yesterday i was i was in tears i was in the closet and i'm looking at these two people ferris and some guy i'd never seen before fighting for love	 serious	speaking style
4210	and i didn't know where he was going with it at first	 serious	speaking style
4227	i mean when we met i was delivering you from your mother's womb	 humorous	speaking style
4229	i was reading this list out loud to a friend and at first was laughing it was so ludicrous but i'd just gotten past mangled and my voice broke and i had to stop and collect myself from the emotional shock and impact that the assault from these words unleashed	 serious	speaking style
4250	no sale at penny's	 humorous	speaking style
4254	i hung out with my friends at the mall	 humorous	speaking style
4256	that's by an artist named from an album he did called hologram plaza	 serious	speaking style
4258	they're not	 serious	speaking style
4260	the week we introduced a morning checklist into our house it cut parental screaming in half	 humorous	speaking style
4261	to me that is a certified agile miracle	 humorous	speaking style
4262	now here's the bad news	 serious	speaking style
4351	it was so hard that i became this skinny	 humorous	speaking style
4353	can we make a toothbrush into a toy we could combine a toothbrush with a guitar and you've got a toy you can play with while brushing your teeth	 humorous	speaking style
4354	now i throw out the data	 serious	speaking style
4355	it's the same in japanese and english	 serious	speaking style
4356	it was a big hit when it reached stores	 serious	speaking style
4510	cabinet ministers presidential advisers by the way who never see the president except on television	 humorous	speaking style
4512	i hope i have achieved that	 humorous	speaking style
4513	unfortunately i personally do not believe in the marshall plan	 serious	speaking style
4514	however the media is not telling us the whole truth	 serious	speaking style
4515	it appeals to pity	 serious	speaking style
4542	so maldives beautiful place	 humorous	speaking style
4543	if you're in it india obviously is the place to be at the moment	 serious	speaking style
4564	you can call it youth without	 humorous	speaking style
4586	you there would be a nuclear conflagration about to hit us and if you get under your desk things would be ok	 humorous	speaking style
4588	it's just in fact if i was coca cola i'd be pretty distressed about this but basically this is it	 humorous	speaking style
4589	and that's i'm just telling you this is not good	 humorous	speaking style
4590	you have when the blast goes off and by the way if it ever comes up don't look at it	 humorous	speaking style
4592	and in we were the only nuclear power	 serious	speaking style
4594	so we stand today with a still fully armed nuclear arsenal among many countries around the world but a very different set of circumstances	 serious	speaking style
4595	it stands for mutually assured destruction	 serious	speaking style
4596	now the odd thing is that even though we knew that there would be that kind of civilization we engaged in america in a series and in fact in the soviet union in a series of response planning	 serious	speaking style
4812	my english lost i wanted to vomit	 humorous	speaking style
4813	many people including my mother said i was crazy	 humorous	speaking style
4816	this is me with my dad when i was a little boy	 serious	speaking style
4818	i felt very happy to be at the secondary school so i was determined to do anything possible to receive education	 serious	speaking style
4866	and then i just got on with it	 humorous	speaking style
4867	and i couldn't really face that so i started to challenge the conventions of the time even to the extent of changing my name from stephanie to steve in my business development letters so as to get through the door before anyone realized that he was a she	 humorous	speaking style
4868	and as an example of unintended consequences my female company had to let the men in	 humorous	speaking style
4871	so let me tell you my story	 serious	speaking style
4872	although women were then coming out of the universities with decent degrees there was a glass ceiling to our progress	 serious	speaking style
4873	and who would have guessed that the programming of the black box flight recorder of supersonic concord would have been done by a bunch of women working in their own homes	 serious	speaking style
4874	giles was the first resident in the first house of the first charity that i set up to pioneer services for autism	 serious	speaking style
4992	and what's more exciting than just turning what's currently in the computer physical is to start imagining how programming the world will alter even our daily physical activities	 humorous	speaking style
4993	designers can materialize their ideas directly in and surgeons can practice on virtual organs underneath the screen	 serious	speaking style
5048	that's why this year china will become the world's largest english speaking country	 humorous	speaking style
5049	goal okay religious mania there's rapture there's weeping there's visions	 serious	speaking style
5268	and in a minute you'll see it enter our lab which is recognizable by the clutter that you see	 humorous	speaking style
5270	that joystick is just there to make sure if the robot goes crazy giuseppe can kill it	 humorous	speaking style
5271	and in this next video just like you see this bird an eagle gracefully coordinating its wings its eyes and feet to grab prey out of the water our robot can go fishing too	 humorous	speaking style
5274	so if i normalize that to its size it's like a boeing traveling ten times the speed of sound	 humorous	speaking style
5275	it's because they're just reacting to the positions of their neighbors	 humorous	speaking style
5279	and within each robot you have to think about the interplay of sensing communication computation and this network then becomes quite difficult to control and manage	 serious	speaking style
5282	here you'll see robots traveling through an apple orchard and in a minute you'll see two of its companions doing the same thing on the left side	 serious	speaking style
5283	and on the bottom left is a thermal camera	 serious	speaking style
5382	and i feel like there's an uncomfortable tension in the room right now because i should not have worn this dress	 humorous	speaking style
5383	if some of the women were really horrified when i came out you don't have to tell me now but i'll find out later on	 humorous	speaking style
5386	very impressive	 humorous	speaking style
5387	you could be the president of the united states or the inventor of the next internet or a ninja surgeon poet which would be awesome because you'd be the first one	 humorous	speaking style
5388	and of course barring surgery or the fake tan that i got two days ago for work there's very little that we can do to transform how we look and how we look though it is superficial and immutable has a huge impact on our lives	 serious	speaking style
5390	this picture is the very first picture that i ever took and it's also the very first time that i had worn a bikini and i didn't even have my period yet	 serious	speaking style
5392	we say it's really amazing to travel and it's amazing to get to work with creative inspired passionate people	 serious	speaking style
5393	but i'm also happy and honored to be up here and i think that it's great that i got to come before or or years had passed and i'd had more agency in my career because maybe then i wouldn't tell the story of how i got my first job or maybe i wouldn't tell the story of how i paid for college which seems so important right now	 serious	speaking style
5416	it was supposed to break but that's okay	 humorous	speaking style
5417	i just took this out of the kiln last week and the kiln itself takes another day or two to cool down but is really fast	 serious	speaking style
5418	and now his shoulder says wino forever	 humorous	speaking style
5419	and by regretted it i mean that i stepped outside of the tattoo place this is just a couple miles from here down on the lower east side and i had a massive emotional meltdown in broad daylight on the corner of east broadway and canal street	 humorous	speaking style
5421	million hits	 humorous	speaking style
5422	i learned a lesson from it	 serious	speaking style
5424	so let's start off by defining some terms	 serious	speaking style
5425	and in fact the more we have of either of these things the more agency and the more imagination with respect to a given regret the more acute that regret will be	 serious	speaking style
5917	they're happier than middle aged people and younger people certainly	 humorous	speaking style
5918	we've asked well maybe older people are just trying to put a positive spin on an otherwise depressing existence	 humorous	speaking style
5919	we've said well maybe older people report more positive emotions because they're impaired	 humorous	speaking style
5920	we might learn something unexpected	 humorous	speaking style
5922	people over don't go on blind dates	 humorous	speaking style
5924	through cultural changes our ancestors largely eliminated early death so that people can now live out their full lives	 serious	speaking style
5926	but at no point does it return to the levels we see in early adulthood	 serious	speaking style
5927	older people can view injustice with compassion but not despair	 serious	speaking style
5928	we invest in more emotionally important parts of life and life gets better so we're happier day	 serious	speaking style
5929	societies with millions of talented emotionally stable citizens who are healthier and better educated than any generations before them armed with knowledge about the practical matters of life and motivated to solve the big issues can be better societies than we have ever known	 serious	speaking style
5940	in fact there's a phone number and an address in pakistan	 humorous	speaking style
5943	now i'm not a lawyer but if i would be this is where i would say i rest my case	 humorous	speaking style
5944	we must have some way of continuing to work even if computers fail	 humorous	speaking style
5946	online crime is the one thing that might take these things away from us	 humorous	speaking style
5947	i'm pretty sure that one day we'll be writing history books hundreds of years from now	 serious	speaking style
5949	and i got some sort of satisfaction from learning that both and had had their computers infected dozens of times by completely unrelated other viruses over these years	 serious	speaking style
5950	what we have here is a list of old viruses	 serious	speaking style
5952	so we can actually see in real time that we've just blocked viruses in sweden and taiwan and russia and elsewhere	 serious	speaking style
5990	there's a picture of me from the yearbook sitting in the front row	 humorous	speaking style
5991	for halloween i went dressed up as a calculator	 humorous	speaking style
5994	all hail visicalc new york times all hail visicalc	 humorous	speaking style
5995	in early i started working on an idea that eventually became visicalc	 serious	speaking style
5998	i'd write software and then i'd go out in the field to places like the kansas city star where i would train users and get feedback	 serious	speaking style
5999	so sitting there with other people in the class i got to daydream a lot	 serious	speaking style
6044	and his date was to go with him to a community meeting	 humorous	speaking style
6045	and i'm honored to meet you the future leaders of great britain and this world	 serious	speaking style
6340	and since you don't know me as the woman walking around ted in her underwear that means i found a few things	 humorous	speaking style
6341	it is almost physiologically impossible to be in a bad mood when you're wearing bright red pants	 humorous	speaking style
6360	it reminds me a bit of high school unfortunately	 humorous	speaking style
6361	but i'm actually standing here today amazingly to tell you that not only is the sequencing of extinct a possibility actually a modern day reality but the revival of an extinct species is actually within reach maybe not from the insects in amber in fact this mosquito was actually used for the inspiration for jurassic park but from woolly mammoths the well preserved remains of woolly mammoths in the	 serious	speaking style
6388	i feel like a fish out of water or maybe an owl out of the air	 humorous	speaking style
6392	i have phlebitis at the moment in both legs and that's the reason that i had to have a little help in getting up here because i have parkinson's disease in addition to that and some other problems that i won't talk about	 humorous	speaking style
6393	he didn't have a doctor's degree because he said nobody was qualified to give him one	 humorous	speaking style
6394	and he was slapping the stewardess and pinching her as she went by and everybody was upset with him	 serious	speaking style
6396	now instead of crude tools made of sticks and stones israel now had iron plows and sickles and hoes and military weapons	 serious	speaking style
6399	we find ourselves in the paralyzing grip of self destructive habits we can't break	 serious	speaking style
6454	so in other words i need to tell you everything i learned at medical school	 humorous	speaking style
6456	and the numbers here are really rather staggering	 serious	speaking style
6520	so i was excited then i panicked then i was excited then i panicked and in between the excitement and the panicking i started to do my research and my research primarily consisted of how to give a great ted talk	 humorous	speaking style
6521	it's the talk that i would have given if i had been famous first	 humorous	speaking style
6527	stories are the antidote to bias	 serious	speaking style
6529	quite the contrary	 serious	speaking style
6530	but you didn't	 serious	speaking style
6534	and the laptop was running windows	 humorous	speaking style
6535	percent for those of you keeping score yes the number is very close to	 humorous	speaking style
6536	we're like the peace corps for nerds but instead of traveling to crazy interesting far off places you spend a lot of time indoors behind computers helping restore the fabric of our democracy	 humorous	speaking style
6538	and the inability of her to do that same work from her couch means that she might be having to take days or hours off of work that she can't spare	 serious	speaking style
6539	which is quite frankly why government needs to get its shit together and catch up	 serious	speaking style
6554	we had a two old baby in the house that was ours we hadn't taken it from somebody else	 humorous	speaking style
6556	there's some theoretical physicist at mit named steven johnson who has dropped two spots i'm happy to say	 humorous	speaking style
6557	our good friend chris has about a six percent but with a bullet i might add	 humorous	speaking style
6558	no that's not true	 humorous	speaking style
6561	right at the center of the reagan years that's we're there's we've it's	 humorous	speaking style
6562	there were no cars so it seemed even better in some ways	 serious	speaking style
6563	if they did it probably was right there at ground zero	 serious	speaking style
6565	the whole system kind of working on it and everybody contributing a small little part	 serious	speaking style
6567	now they're more innovative well pretty innovative but there are some new twists on this	 serious	speaking style
6568	this is what they think about my site it's ranked by authority	 serious	speaking style
6847	i thought really so out of curiosity i did an experiment using myself as bait	 humorous	speaking style
6850	to find out we placed numerous baby clams on a grid	 serious	speaking style
6851	but giant clams are endangered	 serious	speaking style
6931	don't worry	 humorous	speaking style
6933	we have to recognize they're different from us	 humorous	speaking style
6935	this is a picture of culture	 serious	speaking style
7025	i left them everywhere in cafes and in libraries at the u	 serious	speaking style
7038	this one happens to be a particularly important galaxy because you are here	 humorous	speaking style
7039	and life starts to expand and expand and expand until it goes	 humorous	speaking style
7040	and that's the purpose of the universe and then it flat lines it doesn't get any better	 humorous	speaking style
7041	a few more weeks without rain we would have never seen any of these	 humorous	speaking style
7043	this explains most contemporary political debates	 humorous	speaking style
7045	and this might have just one or two small ethical political moral implications	 humorous	speaking style
7046	these conditions are highly rare	 humorous	speaking style
7048	we found another one last month	 serious	speaking style
7053	so they go down one side of the mountain they go down another	 serious	speaking style
7054	and then what they did in october is they took skin cells turned them into stem cells and began to turn them into liver cells	 serious	speaking style
7214	we're talking national debt numbers here	 humorous	speaking style
7215	places where year olds still ride their bike to work chop wood and can beat a guy years younger than them	 humorous	speaking style
7216	but that's because all the young people left	 humorous	speaking style
7217	instead these people drink a little bit every day not a hard sell to the american population	 humorous	speaking style
7218	you have the food pyramid	 serious	speaking style
7220	but first i'd like to debunk some common myths when it comes to longevity	 serious	speaking style
7221	we are programmed for something called success	 serious	speaking style
7261	and you get more and more more	 humorous	speaking style
7263	monkeys in the zoo	 humorous	speaking style
7264	but if you look at this the boy is not washing his boots he's putting water into his boots	 humorous	speaking style
7265	they don't sleep in a quiet space	 serious	speaking style
7266	you know it's completely open	 serious	speaking style
7267	so you have to consider safety	 serious	speaking style
7268	and the circumference of this building is meters	 serious	speaking style
7269	thank you very much	 serious	speaking style
7441	every morning there are people queuing outside their offices to reclaim these characters	 humorous	speaking style
7442	it didn't come from there	 serious	speaking style
7443	thirty years later mountain bike sales and mountain bike equipment account for percent of bike sales in america	 serious	speaking style
7534	for me i really love this idea	 humorous	speaking style
7536	so we set up a quick experiment here to show that to you	 humorous	speaking style
7537	now our next technology is actually a pole and i have it right here in my pocket	 humorous	speaking style
7538	in our we came up with the idea you could use it for a soccer goal so at the end of the game you just roll up the goal and put it in your gym bag	 humorous	speaking style
7540	woman i would make a spear that when you went deep sea diving you could catch the fish really fast and then roll it back up and you could swim easier	 humorous	speaking style
7541	you sir come on up	 humorous	speaking style
7542	good luck to you	 humorous	speaking style
7544	now zach we're going to demonstrate a water gun fight from the future	 humorous	speaking style
7545	it's so safe you could drink this stuff	 humorous	speaking style
7546	his company actually did a survey of firemen all across the country to try to learn how are they currently testing the air when they respond to an emergency scene and he kind of comically explained that time after time what the firemen would say is they would rush to the scene of the crime they would look around if there were no dead policemen it was ok to go	 humorous	speaking style
7547	now go ahead and open it up	 serious	speaking style
7548	but to really think about the implications of what this makes possible we found that it helps to think about how it could be applied in the world	 serious	speaking style
7549	and we were showing him the same gel magnet that you're holding in your hand and you know we shared the same ideas	 serious	speaking style
7551	so now when we dream up these concepts it's important for us to make sure that they work from a technical standpoint	 serious	speaking style
7553	again it's perfectly safe for people	 serious	speaking style
7554	while he was doing this he noticed an unexpected thing	 serious	speaking style
7555	contrast that with a plastic garbage can and you can push in the sides and it always bounces back	 serious	speaking style
7556	now to think about the potential for this think of all the places ink is supplied on business cards on the back of cereal boxes board games	 serious	speaking style
7557	for our last technology we worked again with roman and his team at the directors bureau to develop a commercial from the future to explain how it works	 serious	speaking style
7558	don't let milk spoil your morning	 serious	speaking style
7559	so that was the six we had for you today but i hope you're starting to see why we find these things so fascinating	 serious	speaking style
7566	i'm not going to talk about the skeptical environmentalist probably that's also a good choice	 humorous	speaking style
7568	we have you know the day after tomorrow it looks great right it's a good film in the sense that i certainly want to see it right but don't expect emmerich to cast brad pitt in his next movie digging latrines in tanzania or something	 humorous	speaking style
7569	there are million people starving	 serious	speaking style
7570	in an ideal world we would solve them all but we don't	 serious	speaking style
7682	so i decided that the best thing to do would be to convert my garage into a laboratory	 humorous	speaking style
7683	however i soon realized that not everyone is fortunate enough to enjoy the clean water we did	 serious	speaking style
7791	i'm not talking about a revolution where you have to worry about the governor of california showing up at your door a la the terminator	 humorous	speaking style
7794	that soldier had been on top of the bomb	 serious	speaking style
7797	ah uh aristotle said that nature abhors one	 humorous	speaking style
7815	he said ok we're going to start having these meetings	 serious	speaking style
7816	and so they would come in and you would do anybody that was going to show an experiment which was kind of a new word at the time demonstrate some principle they had to do it on stage where everybody could see it	 serious	speaking style
7820	and i called him up and said listen i ran one race and i won	 humorous	speaking style
7821	and i i mean was just mortified because i was signed up for the you know which went off in a half hour	 humorous	speaking style
7825	well these are my pretty legs	 humorous	speaking style
7827	just take them off	 humorous	speaking style
7828	it's like a barbie foot under this	 humorous	speaking style
7829	they got someone to come in and saw off the shoes	 humorous	speaking style
7835	you can run on our women's track team here	 serious	speaking style
7836	so i don't know it started to become an interesting mix	 serious	speaking style
7974	and as you know everybody loves that too	 humorous	speaking style
7975	i also became really really good at failing	 humorous	speaking style
7977	the second is observing people in real life situations and with them	 serious	speaking style
7978	design thinking is such a successful and versatile tool that it has been applied in almost every industry	 serious	speaking style
7979	now i also believe that people with disabilities have great potential to be designers within this design thinking process	 serious	speaking style
8021	i thought that things would be pretty fun and there would be more things to play with	 humorous	speaking style
8022	so it turned out that my fantasy about an entertaining life of being the wasn't going to come true	 serious	speaking style
8023	i talk to my mother once in a blue moon on the telephone	 serious	speaking style
8152	yeah	 humorous	speaking style
8153	einstein did you hear whispers squawks yeah	 humorous	speaking style
8154	coughs yeah	 humorous	speaking style
8155	she would get really really excited	 humorous	speaking style
8157	splat yeah	 humorous	speaking style
8158	can you get down e bobbing head let's get down for everybody	 humorous	speaking style
8159	ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh	 humorous	speaking style
8161	and of course if all else fails you can just run off and enjoy a fun fiesta	 serious	speaking style
8163	you like to drink water	 serious	speaking style
8164	again	 serious	speaking style
8165	good job well before we wrap it up she would like to give a shout out to all our animal friends back at the knoxville zoo	 serious	speaking style
8167	thank you all	 serious	speaking style
8527	so we have steve there one of the engineers giving the robot a hard time	 humorous	speaking style
8531	and handle loves to put on a show	 humorous	speaking style
8532	and that means i can move around in the world and expand the range of my arms and my hands and really be able to handle almost anything	 serious	speaking style
8539	ok you're welcome	 serious	speaking style
8554	they were the ugliest looking men you can ever see	 humorous	speaking style
8556	and you know koran says that if you learn the holy book the woman they can be a good wife and they can obey their husband	 humorous	speaking style
8558	very happy and i was happy to be alive of course	 humorous	speaking style
8561	we cannot only train women but forget about the men because the men are the real people who are giving women the hardest time	 humorous	speaking style
8562	so i guess i was the lucky one	 serious	speaking style
8563	so i completed my education but i wanted to go to university	 serious	speaking style
8564	there were months years i didn't know about it	 serious	speaking style
8566	but i wasn't happy	 serious	speaking style
8567	and you know in the refugee camp when i went day to do a survey i found things you never could imagine	 serious	speaking style
8569	it gave me confidence	 serious	speaking style
8586	you'd think with a bunch of smart people we wouldn't be such suckers just for the pretty phones	 humorous	speaking style
8587	it's fine	 humorous	speaking style
8590	that's the kind of power we have because of all of the data that we have	 serious	speaking style
8591	i can look at your medical records i can see if your pump is still pumping see if you're good to offer insurance to	 serious	speaking style
8684	more arguing gold star on that one	 humorous	speaking style
8685	when you make the claim in fact that something on the internet is going to be good for democracy you often get this reaction	 humorous	speaking style
8687	someone put up all the cables from the state department along with software used to interpret them including my favorite use ever of the cables which is a tool for detecting naturally occurring haiku in state department prose	 humorous	speaking style
8688	somebody put a question up on saying why is it that lawmakers don't use distributed version control this graphically was the answer	 humorous	speaking style
8689	i think that's wrong but i think it's right for argumentation	 humorous	speaking style
8691	all right so what all of these predictions of world peace got right is that when a lot of new ideas suddenly come into circulation it changes society	 serious	speaking style
8693	they had to quickly synchronize what other natural philosophers knew	 serious	speaking style
8695	they look like org charts	 serious	speaking style
8696	the programmers come and go	 serious	speaking style
8697	his point of view on this was very clear	 serious	speaking style
8699	but this is also the thing that brings the chaos back and this is second big innovation	 serious	speaking style
8874	oh i thought it was funny	 humorous	speaking style
8879	one of the national aeronautics goals is to develop the next generation of fuels using domestic and safe friendly resources	 serious	speaking style
8950	by the way if you are a boy it's snails if you're a girl it's butterflies because what we found was that girls hate snails	 humorous	speaking style
8951	now this tech incorporates three big elements	 serious	speaking style
9040	and now you know why i'm fun at parties	 humorous	speaking style
9041	you find muscular tubes modified legs modified fins as well as the mammalian fleshy inflatable cylinder that we're all familiar with or at least half of you are	 humorous	speaking style
9042	because after about six months of me talking about this i think he finally figured out that i was really serious about the penis thing	 humorous	speaking style
9043	and one thing kept bothering me and that's when they're functioning penises don't wiggle	 humorous	speaking style
9044	and that's because we tend to think of skeletons as stiff lever systems that produce speed or power	 serious	speaking style
9046	and i already knew that animals like this earthworm indeed most animals don't support their tissues by draping them over bones	 serious	speaking style
9047	if you have fluid with no wall to surround it and keep pressure up you have a puddle	 serious	speaking style
9322	and then it was made worse there were two of them	 humorous	speaking style
9323	and then there's little pretty of flowers everywhere	 humorous	speaking style
9325	you should have seen the looks	 humorous	speaking style
9327	there was a sort of idea really that if you owned a vase like this then there was really only one fate possible	 humorous	speaking style
9328	i feel lucky in a way i've encountered this object	 humorous	speaking style
9329	i love the fact that he seems to be going off to war having just finished the washing up	 humorous	speaking style
9330	he's i hope a little bit dignified but mostly rather vulgar	 humorous	speaking style
9331	leonardo da vinci's exquisitely soulful image of the lady with an ermine	 serious	speaking style
9332	about taking you from your own material world into a spiritual world	 serious	speaking style
9333	to see god's own plan in some sense	 serious	speaking style
9334	in the end i accepted the job without actually having been here	 serious	speaking style
9336	where i couldn't stop looking	 serious	speaking style
9338	so what you would have had were candles on either side	 serious	speaking style
9339	this is an object of the imagination	 serious	speaking style
9442	in i jumped the eiffel tower in paris	 humorous	speaking style
9443	or this jump from a moving truck on the highway	 humorous	speaking style
9444	we have to open a parachute just seconds before i would say impact	 humorous	speaking style
9449	you can imagine with this big surface of a board there is a lot of force a lot of power	 serious	speaking style
9450	this is a jump i did in rio de janeiro	 serious	speaking style
9451	so for i'm training hard for my two new projects	 serious	speaking style
9512	in years of jumping i never did one	 humorous	speaking style
9514	it's not like that electronic abs machine where minutes a month you get washboard abs	 humorous	speaking style
9516	then you take off	 serious	speaking style
9517	and that's to boost everybody's confidence to show that you're not scared	 serious	speaking style
9518	though i kind of wondered if left alone on a desert island if this was how they would choose to spend their time	 humorous	speaking style
9519	i trust i don't have to tell you that barbie is a made of plastic and b has no genitalia	 humorous	speaking style
9520	parents of baby girls go right from navel to knees and they leave this whole situation in here unnamed	 humorous	speaking style
9526	i should probably say right up top that despite the hype teenagers are not engaging in intercourse more often or at a younger age than they were years ago	 serious	speaking style
9528	it was that girls didn't want them to	 serious	speaking style
9529	there's a way that i think that this too is a sign	 serious	speaking style
9530	ten percent of people in the trial had this dramatic response that was shown here and the drug went to the and the said without a placebo how do i know patients actually benefited from the drug so the morning the was going to meet this was the editorial in the wall street journal	 humorous	speaking style
9531	so this is an astounding table	 serious	speaking style
9534	now baldness it's a terrible thing	 humorous	speaking style
9535	we'll let those roam around the auditorium a little bit	 humorous	speaking style
9537	five years ago million children were born so more and less than million of them died before the age of five	 serious	speaking style
9567	so we need to reconfigure we need to reunite the economic and the political spheres but we'd better do it by democratizing the reunified sphere lest we end up with a surveillance mad that makes the matrix the movie look like a documentary	 humorous	speaking style
9568	but so is hayek that's why i'm a libertarian marxist and so is keynes so that's why i'm totally confused	 humorous	speaking style
9571	and without democracy our societies will be nastier our future bleak and our great new technologies wasted	 serious	speaking style
9572	now let me give you two numbers	 serious	speaking style
9574	i mean it's not my problem it's your language after all	 humorous	speaking style
9575	i would like to do a short test with you	 serious	speaking style
9576	it also happens to be male and in theory immortal	 humorous	speaking style
9577	this is the yew no i'm just kidding this is the yew	 humorous	speaking style
9578	the project is part art and part science	 serious	speaking style
9579	it wasn't until later when i was actually back home in new york that i got the idea for the project	 serious	speaking style
9646	goodnight sweet opossum	 humorous	speaking style
9647	but really what they're doing is they're showing what's possible with technology today	 serious	speaking style
9687	and i built silly things and i made plants dance and i attached them to my computer and i killed them all a lot	 humorous	speaking style
9689	so i eat lettuce every day and i can tell the ph of a lettuce within	 humorous	speaking style
9691	these are all the broccoli in my lab that day by ip address	 humorous	speaking style
9692	it can talk to me it's conversant we have a language	 humorous	speaking style
9695	he said there's no water in air you're an idiot	 humorous	speaking style
9703	but it's not unique to japan	 serious	speaking style
9704	they go into the city	 serious	speaking style
9706	we want to see what people can create so we conceived of a lab that could be shipped anywhere	 serious	speaking style
9707	and so inside of this environment we're experimenting with all kinds of things	 serious	speaking style
9732	and that is wonderful if you're in a forest and there's a bear	 humorous	speaking style
9733	it's childhood trauma	 serious	speaking style
9948	i'm calling this the great unwind	 humorous	speaking style
9949	so if you've been gone this is the on what's happened in the economy	 humorous	speaking style
9950	let's talk about dentists vasectomies guns and shark attacks	 humorous	speaking style
9953	we had this miracle on the hudson in new york city in january and suddenly sully has become a key name on	 humorous	speaking style
9954	think twice before you have that bottle of wine	 humorous	speaking style
9957	it took us years to reach annual savings ratings of almost percent	 serious	speaking style
9961	so we're starting to pay for things with money that we have	 serious	speaking style
9963	we're going to go through four value shifts that we see driving new consumer behaviors that offer new management principles	 serious	speaking style
10024	open ended open hearth open source open door policy open bar	 humorous	speaking style
10027	the reason i know this story is because he's my neighbor	 humorous	speaking style
10029	the market value of his company goes from million to billion dollars and i can tell you because he's my neighbor he's a happy camper	 humorous	speaking style
10032	i mean think about wall street	 serious	speaking style
10034	he takes over this gold mine and his geologists can't tell him where the gold is	 serious	speaking style
10036	openness is about collaboration	 serious	speaking style
10037	you need to have integrity as part of your bones and your as an organization because if you don't you'll be unable to build trust and trust is a sine qua non of this new network world	 serious	speaking style
10038	transparency is about the communication of information	 serious	speaking style
10039	so we need to think differently about intellectual property	 serious	speaking style
10140	much easier said than done	 humorous	speaking style
10141	this is what a classroom in a public school in india looks like	 serious	speaking style
10398	i met kuwait's answer to bridget jones	 humorous	speaking style
10399	pretty much all the titles on them were by british or north american authors and there was almost nothing in translation	 serious	speaking style
10413	near the end of my first year of law school i got an internship in the roxbury division of boston municipal court	 serious	speaking style
10415	and they all contained childhood trauma victimization poverty loss disengagement from school early interaction with the police and the criminal justice system all leading to a seat in a courtroom	 serious	speaking style
10416	the staggering inefficiency is what drove me to criminal justice work	 serious	speaking style
10446	so the best thing that happened to us so far in the medical arena in cancer research is the fact that the refrigerator was invented	 humorous	speaking style
10447	i'm going to start by sharing with you a story about a good friend of mine	 serious	speaking style
10496	seven years ago an even faster and cheaper american manufacturing technology was used to make this little carbon fiber test part which doubles as a carbon cap	 humorous	speaking style
10540	they train their flying they learn how to recognize the food they will find in nature and they are able to socialize with others from the same species	 humorous	speaking style
10541	on the top the turtles are just enjoying freedom	 humorous	speaking style
10542	the good guys arrived took the cute mistreated animals from the hands of the evil traffickers and everyone lived happily ever after	 serious	speaking style
10543	so these genes are indeed going back to the populations	 serious	speaking style
10560	gupta	 humorous	speaking style
10561	this one entered her left hemisphere and knocked out her area the speech center of her brain	 serious	speaking style
10640	and i gave up salt i went and i started taking huge doses of also known as	 humorous	speaking style
10641	six years before that i was starting my career as an opera singer in europe when i was diagnosed with pulmonary hypertension also known as ph	 serious	speaking style
10815	any of you guys called kevin it's a major lift from being called kevin to be called conqueror of the classics	 humorous	speaking style
10816	because when i rendered his sentence australia and china are enjoying a relationship of unprecedented closeness in fact what i said was that australia and china were now experiencing fantastic orgasm	 humorous	speaking style
10817	his name is napoleon	 serious	speaking style
10819	it's happening persistently	 serious	speaking style
10926	and i said i don't know actually	 humorous	speaking style
10928	he said two interesting things a teacher that can be replaced by a machine should be	 humorous	speaking style
10929	as a result the teachers reported tremendous improvements in their english rapid improvement and all sorts of things	 humorous	speaking style
10931	it's all in english and i'm going	 humorous	speaking style
10934	so having experimented in all sorts of remote places i came to the most remote place that i could think of	 humorous	speaking style
10935	and i explained to them that you know a lot of scientific research is done using that method	 humorous	speaking style
10936	of them volunteered immediately	 humorous	speaking style
10937	after watching eight he wants to become leonardo da vinci	 humorous	speaking style
10940	this boy here in the middle of central india this is in a village where the children recorded their own music and then played it back to each other and in the process they've enjoyed themselves thoroughly	 serious	speaking style
10942	just mention i play games like animals and i listen to music	 serious	speaking style
10945	so i found that they had a friend a local accountant a young girl and they played football with her	 serious	speaking style
10946	just say to them cool	 serious	speaking style
10948	a single child in front of a single computer will not do that	 serious	speaking style
10952	and so that means that technically this applies to like the back garden of your house in the suburbs	 humorous	speaking style
10953	so the first thing that they tell you is that you need to have a certificate of burial before you can go ahead you're not allowed to just murder people and put them under the patio	 humorous	speaking style
10954	now this is a real proposition and there are companies out there that really are offering this investment but my interest in it is quite different	 serious	speaking style
10955	in fact the majority are cemeteries	 serious	speaking style
11287	i'm going to trap all across the nation and put them gently into mason jars like mockingbird molotov cocktails	 humorous	speaking style
11377	i'm not done yet	 serious	speaking style
11614	you can do that quite fast	 humorous	speaking style
11684	but people think it's this string of and and rainbows when in reality it looks more something like this	 humorous	speaking style
11685	and if you're in the ecuadorian you're going to eat a large rodent called a	 humorous	speaking style
11686	and so we've treated them as these second class ecosystems because they have very little monetary value and of course they're known to harbor alligators and snakes which i'll admit these aren't the most cuddly of ambassadors	 humorous	speaking style
11690	despite all these years that have passed i still see the world through the eyes of a child and i try to incorporate that sense of wonderment and that sense of curiosity into my photography as often as i can	 serious	speaking style
11693	now despite all this rich life that abounds in these swamps they still have a bad name	 serious	speaking style
11730	now i have a great affinity for charles babbage because his hair is always completely unkempt like this in every single picture	 humorous	speaking style
11732	i'm going to work on this one	 humorous	speaking style
11736	that'll calm her down	 humorous	speaking style
11738	in fact it was capable of doing everything we do today with computers only really slowly	 humorous	speaking style
11740	i probably smell it operating	 humorous	speaking style
11741	and i'm going to take you through the architecture of the machine that's why it's computer architecture and tell you about this machine which is a computer	 serious	speaking style
11742	the problem with using binary is that the machine would have been so tall it would have been ridiculous	 serious	speaking style
11743	completely mechanical	 serious	speaking style
11744	it could do more	 serious	speaking style
11745	all this cog wheel mechanism here is doing is what a computer does but of course you need to program this thing and of course babbage used the technology of the day and the technology that would reappear in the and which is punch cards	 serious	speaking style
11746	now he needed accessories	 serious	speaking style
11749	both of these guys were coming from a mathematical perspective but turing told us something very important	 serious	speaking style
11750	one was the scanning of babbage's archive	 serious	speaking style
11751	so give me five years	 serious	speaking style
11868	one gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment in fact	 humorous	speaking style
11869	it doesn't get better than that	 humorous	speaking style
11870	told you	 humorous	speaking style
11871	you can go ahead and play	 humorous	speaking style
11872	you can go ahead and play	 humorous	speaking style
11875	we poll a tiny fraction of the electorate and we predict the outcome of national elections	 serious	speaking style
11876	and they develop expectations about ducks and balls that they're going to extend to rubber ducks and balls for the rest of their lives	 serious	speaking style
11878	that is not plausibly randomly sampled evidence	 serious	speaking style
11912	it might be american vernacular for nihilism	 humorous	speaking style
11913	white once wrote of commas in the new yorker they fall with the precision of knives outlining a body	 humorous	speaking style
11915	in this case those commas are well placed except that there should not be one between maniac and on	 humorous	speaking style
11916	no	 humorous	speaking style
11919	our business is in the details	 serious	speaking style
11920	but you see that hyphen in teen age and that over and you know you're reading the new yorker	 serious	speaking style
11923	sandy's story was about the return to the bronx of supreme court justice sonia sotomayor	 serious	speaking style
11924	this like had to be an as	 serious	speaking style
11926	i wake up to this every morning like a disney princess	 humorous	speaking style
11927	it's a tiny jungle party	 humorous	speaking style
11928	it doesn't matter how big or small they are	 serious	speaking style
11929	i'm an industrial engineer	 serious	speaking style
11955	and once you make it there the big question is where to start	 humorous	speaking style
11957	so then once you've done that the next stage is to know what it is	 humorous	speaking style
11958	all right	 serious	speaking style
11959	it's in the northeastern part of ethiopia	 serious	speaking style
11960	first entertainment comes evidence from flutes that are years old	 serious	speaking style
12004	so the ultimate goal of psychoanalytic psychotherapy was really what freud called ordinary misery	 humorous	speaking style
12032	one of the stories she told was that if you eat a lot of salt all of the blood rushes up your legs through your body and shoots out the top of your head killing you instantly	 humorous	speaking style
12036	it's just fun fierce and frivolous as frivolous as bubble gum	 serious	speaking style
12039	but now we want our partner to still give us all these things but in addition i want you to be my best friend and my trusted confidant and my passionate lover to boot and we live twice as long	 humorous	speaking style
12040	and we think it's a given and toys and lingerie are going to save us with that	 humorous	speaking style
12041	it's a powerful anti aphrodisiac	 humorous	speaking style
12042	needing them is a shot down and women have known that forever because anything that will bring up parenthood will usually decrease the erotic charge	 humorous	speaking style
12043	there is nobody at the reception desk	 humorous	speaking style
12044	if everybody was fantasizing on a bed of roses we wouldn't be having such interesting talks about this	 humorous	speaking style
12046	a crisis of desire as in owning the wanting desire as an expression of our individuality of our free choice of our preferences of our identity desire that has become a central concept as part of modern love and individualistic societies	 serious	speaking style
12048	we want to neutralize the tensions	 serious	speaking style
12049	or in other words i sometimes say fire needs air	 serious	speaking style
12050	so the first group is i am most drawn to my partner when she is away when we are apart when we reunite	 serious	speaking style
12051	i look at this person by the way in desire people rarely talk about it when we are blended into one five centimeters from each other	 serious	speaking style
12075	people bring their own cooker he attaches a valve and a steam pipe and now he gives you espresso coffee	 humorous	speaking style
12079	but it appeared to me that all these years that i'd been working on exploitation exploitation by landlords by by traders gave me an insight that probably i was also an because there was no line in my income tax return which showed this income accrued because of the brilliance of the people those people who have shared their knowledge and good faith and trust with me and nothing ever went back to them	 serious	speaking style
12170	if an older woman in front of a man because she wants to the man's family is cursed	 humorous	speaking style
12171	i am interested in how women are saving us	 serious	speaking style
12328	he said i'll give you a rope to hang yourself	 humorous	speaking style
12330	so i thought that it will be good to start with it	 serious	speaking style
12340	and by the way when i graduated from mit i thought the worst and silliest thing to do would be to go to paris for six years	 humorous	speaking style
12341	and he was a clever man	 serious	speaking style
12362	so how is that being accomplished here if you stand on the apron of the wal mart over here and try to look at the target store over here you can't see it because of the curvature of the earth	 humorous	speaking style
12363	we don't have to have a craft fair here to get people to come here	 humorous	speaking style
12364	a public place so dismal that the winos don't even want to go there	 humorous	speaking style
12365	you know that it's a despotic building it wants us to feel like termites	 humorous	speaking style
12370	so i went back on the nicest day of the year just to you know do some reality testing and in fact he will not even go down there because it's not interesting enough for his clients you know the burglars the muggers	 humorous	speaking style
12371	that completely destroys the relationship between the business and the sidewalk where the theoretical pedestrians are	 humorous	speaking style
12372	here you see it on a small scale the has landed and have stepped out to test the bark mulch to see if they can inhabit this planet	 humorous	speaking style
12373	we know that little skippy is loading his uzi down here getting ready for	 humorous	speaking style
12374	notice that nature is present	 humorous	speaking style
12375	there are a lot of ways you can describe this	 serious	speaking style
12377	and consequently we can see the result all around us	 serious	speaking style
12379	it has something that is terribly important it has what's called an active and permeable membrane around the edge	 serious	speaking style
12380	this was the winner of an international design award in i think something like that	 serious	speaking style
12381	you make provision for this activity called shopping on the ground floor	 serious	speaking style
12382	you know that's not good enough	 serious	speaking style
12384	i can't see	 serious	speaking style
12385	it's not going to happen	 serious	speaking style
12387	we're going to have to re learn what the building blocks of these things are the street the block how to compose public space that's both large and small the courtyard the civic square and how to really make use of this property	 serious	speaking style
12392	she entitled her poem i'll marry when i want	 humorous	speaking style
12393	she's amazing	 humorous	speaking style
12394	that girl is me	 humorous	speaking style
12395	so when the bill passed we them back thank you for supporting the bill	 humorous	speaking style
12397	growing up in that country i couldn't make my own choices in life	 serious	speaking style
12398	the other girl is my little sister	 serious	speaking style
12399	there is this special day which they call very special day where a man who is hired by the community comes to the camp and sleeps with the little girls	 serious	speaking style
12578	i think this is really cool	 humorous	speaking style
12800	we do these things	 humorous	speaking style
12801	what i see is this one	 humorous	speaking style
12802	the power of spectroscopy was actually realized by pink floyd already in	 humorous	speaking style
12803	so for me degrees is pretty cool	 humorous	speaking style
12804	i don't really want you to try to understand what is here	 humorous	speaking style
12806	but you have it in planets and asteroids	 serious	speaking style
12807	a hot gas is producing emission lines only no continuum	 serious	speaking style
12808	in the core we have thermonuclear reactions going on creating chemical elements	 serious	speaking style
12991	anybody who's ever worked with me will tell you i am known for my slogans	 humorous	speaking style
12993	and that brings me to my third and final slogan	 humorous	speaking style
12994	so i have to spend time with them so i manage the lunchroom every day	 humorous	speaking style
12995	in one outburst ashley had expressed what i felt and never quite was able to articulate about my own experience when i attended a low performing school in the same neighborhood many many many years earlier	 serious	speaking style
12998	so i assembled a top notch leadership team who believed in the possibility of all the children and together we tackled the small things like every single locker combination by hand so that every student could have a secure locker	 serious	speaking style
12999	all during the school day	 serious	speaking style
13004	i used to have a very romantic idea about villages and it's because i never lived in one	 humorous	speaking style
13005	was mister natural for a while	 serious	speaking style
13026	and few things give me greater joy than a well designed flag	 humorous	speaking style
13027	i put this picture online and sure enough within the first few minutes someone left a comment that said you can take that scottish and shove it up your ass	 humorous	speaking style
13028	and i found it i am sorry to say sadly lacking	 humorous	speaking style
13031	if you need to write the name of what you're representing on your flag your symbolism has failed	 humorous	speaking style
13032	but city state and regional flags are another story	 humorous	speaking style
13035	the first step is to recognize that we have a problem	 humorous	speaking style
13039	you know yeah	 humorous	speaking style
13040	rather than the whole coat of arms on a solid background and writing amsterdam below it they just take the key elements of the the shield and they turn it into the most city flag in the world	 humorous	speaking style
13043	well i didn't know that that's ted kaye by the way	 serious	speaking style
13045	number three use two to three basic colors	 serious	speaking style
13046	when i left a guy passed me who had a chicago flag badge on his backpack	 serious	speaking style
13047	ok here we go ok	 serious	speaking style
13049	number five	 serious	speaking style
13050	there's a gigantic gear representing industry there's a ship recognizing the port a giant stalk of wheat paying homage to the brewing industry	 serious	speaking style
13051	but here's the trick if you want to design a great flag a kick ass flag like chicago's or which also has a great flag start by drawing a one rectangle on a piece of paper	 serious	speaking style
13053	emphasize those flames	 serious	speaking style
13054	as we move more and more into cities the city flag will become not just a symbol of that city as a place but also it could become a symbol of how that city considers design itself especially today as the populace is becoming more design aware	 serious	speaking style
13060	doing nothing at work is akin to masturbating at work it's totally inappropriate	 humorous	speaking style
13061	now it turned out to be bill gates' doodle	 humorous	speaking style
13062	so i discovered some very interesting things	 serious	speaking style
13063	and so because of that belief that i think needs to be burst i'm here to send us all hurtling back to the truth	 serious	speaking style
13112	and then one eight said hey why wouldn't you want to fly too and the whole room including me was like yeah	 humorous	speaking style
13113	you don't look disabled	 humorous	speaking style
13114	nobody calls her disabled	 humorous	speaking style
13115	hours of prosthetic make up to get into a creature that had articulated paws claws and a tail that whipped around like a gecko	 humorous	speaking style
13117	and she looked at me and she said but aimee that's not fair	 humorous	speaking style
13118	that's why i was there i wanted to invite them to look and explore	 serious	speaking style
13120	she was the editor then of a magazine called id and she gave me a cover story	 serious	speaking style
13121	poetry matters	 serious	speaking style
13122	so we made what people lovingly referred to as glass legs even though they're actually optically clear polyurethane a	 serious	speaking style
13123	a prosthetic limb doesn't represent the need to replace loss anymore	 serious	speaking style
13154	just bring it down a little	 humorous	speaking style
13156	sh	 humorous	speaking style
13157	i'm going to sing this to bill gates	 humorous	speaking style
13163	and that's a poem by charles edward who was a stockbroker in new york city for years but in the evenings he wrote nonsense for his children	 serious	speaking style
13274	it was very easy and you can write many books very fast about it	 humorous	speaking style
13275	but i tell you at this point people listened to me	 humorous	speaking style
13276	it's so complicated	 humorous	speaking style
13277	so where did this come from obviously from extraterrestrials	 humorous	speaking style
13278	i prefer the word roughness to the word irregularity because irregularity to someone who had latin in my long past youth means the contrary of regularity	 serious	speaking style
13280	now it didn't take me any time	 serious	speaking style
13281	so the eye after a while can distinguish these two very well	 serious	speaking style
13283	we see mountains in the distance	 serious	speaking style
13408	and you see these notes in my hand because i'm also a black preacher	 humorous	speaking style
13410	i'm talking about before pagers	 humorous	speaking style
13411	y'all know what i'm talking about	 humorous	speaking style
13412	if i was a natural police department and i represented a police department you would see this incredible beautiful arm	 humorous	speaking style
13416	you see after three years of my four in that district three years in after putting pastors in the car with my police because i knew this it's a little secret i knew this it was hard to stay a nasty police officer while you're riding around with a clergy	 humorous	speaking style
13418	and even with that my personal truth is that law enforcement is in a crisis	 serious	speaking style
13419	and yet all the while still we continue in the same vein the same vein that contradicts everything that we just admitted	 serious	speaking style
13420	and so now over the next months i shifted and i transcended from being a drug sergeant ready to retire as a drug sergeant and went from level to level to level until i find myself as a district commander commander of the worst district in baltimore city	 serious	speaking style
13424	see here's the thing i had to figure out a way to shift cops that were under my tutelage from being occupiers of communities to being partners	 serious	speaking style
13425	and because we are a proud profession it is very hard for us to look in the mirror and see our mistakes	 serious	speaking style
13426	too much	 serious	speaking style
13470	but coach those people are really important and smart	 humorous	speaking style
13471	cool it better be good coach	 humorous	speaking style
13472	it makes me really popular these days	 humorous	speaking style
13473	just don't be a slut	 humorous	speaking style
13474	from behind i didn't appear to be either to her	 humorous	speaking style
13475	the whole room went silent	 serious	speaking style
13476	never have we had numbers this high	 serious	speaking style
13477	they rebuilt their lives starting from scratch and eventually became independently wealthy jordanian citizens	 serious	speaking style
13478	i didn't want to	 serious	speaking style
13479	don't ever think people are beneath you or that you have nothing to learn from others	 serious	speaking style
13485	in fact i'm leaving	 humorous	speaking style
13486	if you're at a dinner party and you say you work in education actually you're not often at dinner parties frankly	 humorous	speaking style
13490	thank you very much	 humorous	speaking style
13493	and the girl said they will in a minute	 humorous	speaking style
13498	and the third boy said frank sent this	 humorous	speaking style
13500	and she's exceptional but i think she's not so to speak exceptional in the whole of childhood	 serious	speaking style
13501	what we do know is if you're not prepared to be wrong you'll never come up with anything original if you're not prepared to be wrong	 serious	speaking style
13502	picasso once said this he said that all children are born artists	 serious	speaking style
13503	everywhere on earth	 serious	speaking style
13504	number one that the most useful subjects for work are at the top	 serious	speaking style
13505	if you think of it the whole system of public education around the world is a protracted process of university entrance	 serious	speaking style
13509	we'll be back we won't be very long and they went and left her	 serious	speaking style
13513	by the way we may not see this future but they will	 serious	speaking style
13610	one said to me our people used to gather in cafes to watch football or soccer as we say in america and now they gather to watch parliament	 humorous	speaking style
13611	but before was a global symbol of liberation there were representative surveys already giving people a voice in quieter but still powerful ways	 serious	speaking style
13782	the younger maybe not	 humorous	speaking style
13784	the first is physiological	 serious	speaking style
13988	you can ask the question who's the boss you'll be able to figure that out	 humorous	speaking style
14160	this is with a method that we call in my lab graduate student with tweezers	 humorous	speaking style
14176	basically what it told me was the kinds of countries we prefer are good countries	 humorous	speaking style
14177	what does this mean this means that as we go to sleep at night all of us in the last seconds before we drift off to sleep our final thought should be i'm glad that ireland exists	 humorous	speaking style
14178	it's brought a lot of bad stuff like the stuff that i just described but it's also brought a lot of good stuff	 serious	speaking style
14179	that's clearly what we've got to do next	 serious	speaking style
14381	ever cheaper labor and ever faster machines	 humorous	speaking style
14382	because you don't want to get an unfortunate juxtaposition where you're talking about one thing instead of the other	 humorous	speaking style
14383	and unfortunately it doesn't work so well anymore either	 humorous	speaking style
14384	every town that has a volunteer fire department understands this way of thinking	 humorous	speaking style
14385	but they always stop and take a picture	 humorous	speaking style
14387	but we don't think about it that way	 serious	speaking style
14389	they persisted	 serious	speaking style
14390	and then he went to north carolina and did it again	 serious	speaking style
14391	it is a moment in time	 serious	speaking style
14392	henry ford comes up with a really cool idea	 serious	speaking style
14393	and you can build an entire industry on that	 serious	speaking style
14442	she said all these people with eastern dress walking up and down very repetitive very limited	 humorous	speaking style
14443	she said who is this charles bonnet she said did he have them himself and she said tell all the nurses that i have charles bonnet syndrome	 humorous	speaking style
14445	so you may not only have car cells you may have aston martin cells	 humorous	speaking style
14446	and now it's in there somewhere	 humorous	speaking style
14447	have you yourself experienced any of the syndromes you write about i was afraid you'd ask that	 humorous	speaking style
14448	they don't seem to be of our creation	 serious	speaking style
14449	i went in to see her	 serious	speaking style
14450	but he has huge teeth on one side of his mouth	 serious	speaking style
14451	they come to a certain point and then stop	 serious	speaking style
14453	she had no control over them	 serious	speaking style
14648	but it didn't work out	 humorous	speaking style
14649	and this is one of the early music video that i made music touch the sky by west you may notice some slight similarities here	 humorous	speaking style
14651	and this is actually someone dancing about architecture in virtual reality	 humorous	speaking style
14653	i felt so connected to this world	 serious	speaking style
14654	and we've done incredible things with those rectangles	 serious	speaking style
14655	it's a website	 serious	speaking style
14681	and i've always thought it a shame that these giant plant eating dinosaurs are too often portrayed as passive lumbering platters of meat on the landscape	 humorous	speaking style
14682	first find rocks of the right age	 serious	speaking style
14814	you get some sense of the size you can just see these standard size people underneath	 humorous	speaking style
14815	relative to the universe it's just up the road	 humorous	speaking style
14816	now i don't think he meant to insult the rest of science although he was from new zealand so it's possible	 humorous	speaking style
14817	this is it	 humorous	speaking style
14820	and again a standard size real person so you get some sense of the scale	 serious	speaking style
14821	yeah it's a wonderful achievement	 serious	speaking style
14823	back at the start in the first billionth of a second we believe or we've observed it was very simple	 serious	speaking style
14842	and for those of you who haven't seen denial spoiler alert we won	 humorous	speaking style
14843	not small things many of us in this audience write books are writing books we always make mistakes that's why we're glad to have second editions correct the mistakes	 humorous	speaking style
14844	elvis is not alive	 humorous	speaking style
14846	but above all who would have to be wrong the perpetrators	 serious	speaking style
14847	think about it	 serious	speaking style
14849	but when i looked at them i didn't see any like uniforms swastika like symbols on the wall sieg heil salutes none of that	 serious	speaking style
14856	never mind that this is what you'll actually produce if you attempt to work at a computer with a baby on your lap	 humorous	speaking style
14857	i'm just going to show you two of them	 humorous	speaking style
14858	i don't really know what's going on in this picture because i find it weird and slightly creepy	 humorous	speaking style
14859	just put the term working mother into any image search engine stock photo site	 serious	speaking style
14860	i wanted to make a point	 serious	speaking style
14861	a male coworker was annoyed that i had been out on so he intentionally opened the door on me while i was pumping breast milk and stood in the doorway with inmates in the hallway	 serious	speaking style
14908	but actually i had to go around the world in a balloon to be invited to talk about it	 humorous	speaking style
14909	and he told me yes but with the low pressure you have on your left if you fly too fast in a couple of hours you will turn left and end up at the north pole	 humorous	speaking style
14911	if you tell to people we want to be independent from fossil energy in our world people will laugh at you except here where crazy people are invited to speak	 humorous	speaking style
14912	and there there will be just one goal just one reach the next sunrise before the batteries are empty	 humorous	speaking style
14913	and i think that's one of the main problems of our society	 serious	speaking style
14914	we want to go in a direction but the winds push us in another direction like in life	 serious	speaking style
14916	it's not true	 serious	speaking style
14917	no	 serious	speaking style
14926	i do now after learning about all the quantum stuff	 humorous	speaking style
14927	no it's a little robot on heroin or something i think	 humorous	speaking style
14928	i have three girls and they just they it's like a rescue animal thing they're going there	 humorous	speaking style
14930	hey	 humorous	speaking style
14932	you can make him bipolar or as someone said a you can change his homeostatic drives or whatever you want to call them	 humorous	speaking style
14934	pass	 serious	speaking style
14935	then this is a maker i think	 serious	speaking style
14936	next is a compilation of a bunch of stuff	 serious	speaking style
14938	this is a we're doing some flight testing on my little seeing if this can really grab	 serious	speaking style
14939	and then i made a lego animator	 serious	speaking style
14940	i used to be in the film business kind of and actually nicholas saw this when i was like and anyway so then they said no you have to make two and they have to fight	 serious	speaking style
15046	i worked for a fabulously spectacular flame out called	 humorous	speaking style
15047	and i said let me just focus briefly on what i wanted as a pick worker or my vision for how it should work	 humorous	speaking style
15048	so of course labor isn't free on that practical versus awesome spectrum	 humorous	speaking style
15049	one other side effect of this approach using the parallel processing is these things can scale to	 humorous	speaking style
15050	and sometimes we'll catch them on testimonial video saying such things as they have more energy after the day to play with their grandchildren or in one case a guy said the zone is so stress free that i've actually stopped taking my blood pressure medication	 humorous	speaking style
15051	you were sitting on your couch and you decided that you absolutely had to have this red t shirt	 serious	speaking style
15052	but you hit submit order	 serious	speaking style
15053	and that's before we actually tried to deliver it to the home	 serious	speaking style
15102	we traced back eight generations and we found two instances of natural death and when we pressured the people a little bit about it they admitted that one of the fellows had gotten so old that he died getting old so we him anyway	 humorous	speaking style
15103	to have that powder blown up your nose is rather like being shot out of a rifle barrel lined with baroque paintings and landing on a sea of electricity	 humorous	speaking style
15106	talk about getting by with nothing	 humorous	speaking style
15107	we go through initiation rites	 serious	speaking style
15108	and you might think of this cultural web of life as being an and you might define the as being the sum total of all thoughts and dreams myths ideas inspirations brought into being by the human imagination since the dawn of consciousness	 serious	speaking style
15109	now a language is not just a body of vocabulary or a set of grammatical rules	 serious	speaking style
15111	now there are many of us who sort of forget that when i say different ways of being i really do mean different ways of being	 serious	speaking style
15398	and that was largely because there weren't any	 humorous	speaking style
15399	so that when it gets dark i've got plenty of power	 serious	speaking style